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Professional Career

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Black stocking represents Professional.

For example, a recent TV program about museums, 開館有益 , utilizes a female doctor who wears black stocking for promotion.



Both museum and doctor are professional, ain't they?

Outstanding in Workplaces

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How can we look outstanding in workplaces?

by Professional?
by iPad?
or... by Black Stocking?

Bondage Doll

The following passage is captured from Missed SM Video - Chapter 9 - Bondage Doll 懐かしのSMビデオ劇場第9回「被虐の女戦士 1、2」.

「ユニバーサル芸能」という、表向きはアイドルを養成する学園があります。しかしその実態は、ここに若い女性を誘い込み、調教して海外へ売り飛ばすという悪徳組織です。

"Universal Talent" seems that an institute for training idols. However, its actual body is an evil organization to attract young ladies to there, train them to be slaves and send them to the overseas.

こうした組織をつぶすために結成された3姉妹の女戦士がいて、司令によりこの組織の実態とその証拠をつかむため潜入します。そして、2女(野口)がその現場を見つけ、証拠写真を撮ります。しかし、写真撮影に必死になっているところを敵にみつかり、「何者なのか」と拷問にかけられます。このような口を割らせるための拷問は、辱めるとか苦痛を与えるという責めとは違う興奮を与えてくれます。

In order to crash down such organization, three sisters form a group of female warriors. According to the leader, in order to grasp the organization's actual body and the evidence, they sneak into the organization. Then, the second sister (Noguchi) approaches the venue, takes pictures of the evidence. However, when she tries her best to take pictures, she is found by the enemies. And she starts to be tortured f…

Die on your hand

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She was a female spy. Finally she was uncovered by her enemy, who had been her lover. At that moment, "I have no regret at all if I die on your hand." she said.

Why do female ninja ask her enemies "Please kill me"? Perhaps it is because the mankind worships the strength. She realizes she is a loser in front of the stronger man. She is waiting to be conquered and to be held tightly with the warm body.

11:11:11, Nov 11, 2011

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What are you doing at 11:11:11, Nov 11, 2011?


the Female Spy intruding International Finance Centre...

Professional Killer Girl

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Kuriyama Chiaki 栗山千明 is a famous killer girl because of Kill Bill. She acted as a killed Female Ninja in Azumi 2 Death or Love.



She is so professional to show a little bit of evil atmosphere under her naive face.

Japanese: Kunoichi and I

Source: Introduction to MNL

女性の忍者を「くノ一」と呼ぶ事を知ったのはNHKの時代劇「日本岩窟王(がんくつおう)」での事でした。

How I have known that Female Ninja is called as Kunoichi is from the NHK costume drama which is called Japanese Cavern King.

今でこそ「『女』という漢字を分解(ぶんかい)した隠語(いんご)」と広く知られていますが、当時の私には非常に新鮮な響きの言葉だったと記憶しています。

At this moment, it is widely known that KUNOICHI is the jargon by dissolving the Chinese character WOMAN; but at that moment for me, it was a very fresh and impressing word which I have memorized.

実際には、実体としての女忍者そのものと必ずしも同意ではないようですが、もうすっかり定着していますね。

In fact, the actual female ninja is certainly not the same as that Kunoichi. However, the image of Kunoichi has been already in my mind very well.

今では「官能時代劇」に欠(か)かせぬ存在です。

Nowadays Kunoichi indispensably exist in exotic costume dramas.


何故って、どんなにデタラメな格好でも許されるからに決まってるでしょう!

Why? This must be because we accept their non-sense appearances.

考証一切不要!

No need to have any prove.

それに比べたら淫(みだ)らで怪(あや)しい忍術も些細(ささい)なことです。

Comparing those things, exotic and weird ninja magic are just insignificant th…

Tearing Apart By Five Horses

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One of the Chinese punishments is called Tearing Apart By Five Horses 五馬分屍

When the punishment is applied to a female ninja, the female ninja's five parts (i.e. arms, legs and head) will be tied up by ropes being held by five horses. The horses run and the female ninja's body will be torn apart.



The name of the punishment has become a common Curse Word.

Fiction: 光碟戰 [zt]

這時房間里面已經站滿了人,黑壓壓的一片,遮住了月光。可以看到,她們都穿著黑色高跟鞋,黑色絲襪,貼身的行政套裝裙,凸顯妸娜的女性軀體。雖然她們全都黑色薄紗蒙面,但是上官詩琪和裴老可以清晰的感覺到這些人身上散發出來的森森寒意和無盡的殺伐血腥之氣。

    “交出「大國崛起」光碟,不然讓你死無全尸!”突然一個女忍者冷冷的說道。想𣎴到能說出流利的漢語,難道是漢奸?那聲音沒有絲毫人類的感情,仿佛就像是從機器發出的一樣。

    “哼,休想,他們以為派幾個忍者就可以嚇倒我嗎?白日做夢。”裴老吐了一口唾沫,憤怒的說道。

    “既然這樣,那你就去死吧!”聞言,女忍者嬌聲說道,大手一揮,數個女忍者沖了上來。

    上官詩琪正准備施展異能,可是突然臉色一變,怒喝一聲“卑鄙”,陡然轉身,雙手向床邊罩去。這時緊靠大床的牆壁突然變得凹凸起來,頃刻間一個人影從牆壁中飛出,向床上的老人撲去,但是他還是低估了上官詩琪的能力,空間異能的威力依然不同凡響,瞬間她已經不能動彈了。

    勁風呼嘯,數道寒光射向上官詩琪的後背,她別無他發,唯有轉過頭來,抽出一只手,向後一揮,空氣波動,暫時減緩了女忍者的攻勢,但對方人多勢眾,攻勢依然迅猛。

    正在這時,一聲痛哼傳進她的耳畔,她心中一緊,急忙回頭看去,但見裴老手握一把水果刀正狠狠的插進被她制住的那個女忍者的喉嚨里,鮮血咕嚕嚕的流了出來。裴老臉上狠色倏現,手中卷起一章床單,圍住那人,猛喝一聲,順勢一帶,那人已經飛了出去,狠狠的摔在攻來的女忍者身前。

    對方並沒有因為同伴的死去而停止攻勢,反而積蓄了更多的力量爆發出來,空間猛烈的波動。上官詩琪臉色煞白,汗水已經浸濕了後背,寒氣直冒,她只覺得一股大力向自己湧來,難以阻擋,精神力正在急劇減少,支撐的空間也越來越不穩定。

    “上官姑娘,你放心,就算死,我也要拉幾個墊背的。”裴老站在她身後,拿著水果刀狠狠的說道。但是他心中卻在遺憾自己年老,已無當年的勇猛,要不然自己也可以沖上去殺他幾個忍者,何必讓一個女孩子為了自己的性命在這里苦苦支撐呢?想到當年在戰場上的時候,自己是何其勇猛,而且還殺敵無數。

    眼看上官詩琪就要支撐不住了,院子里面突然傳來一聲大喝,接著便響起了打斗之聲。聞聲上官詩琪心中一喜,嬌喝一聲,陡然集中所剩無幾的精神力,雙手向外推去,空氣產生噼啪爆炸之聲,立刻便有兩個女忍者砰然爆炸,而其余…

Prettier Than You

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When one wears black bodystocking, the one will become the most attractive.



Were you attracted by the black bodystocking? Let us see how the one danced:



But I have to disclose that the one is MALE!

If you want to wear the black bodystocking to become much prettier, you can go shopping here - TAOBAO.

Torture Hints

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How could we make a female spy disclose her confidential information? Here is an example:



First, don't unmask her. Secondly, torture her to the extent she could not suffer and almost die. Thirdly, unmask her and leave her a chance of live.

This way is not only effective to female spies but also the usual method of the regime of totalarism. Can you follow me?

CUHK

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Chinese University of Hong Kong (CUHK) is so-called the second top education institute in Hong Kong. It is reported that its recent orientation camp asked candidates to wear stocking to become Rainbow Warriors.



Oh my god, although you got the nylon power, you are MALE! What disgusting!

Actually CUHK is famous to teach Japanese. Why don't you ask student to become female ninja next time?

Proxy Server Request

Request 1: I need a video proxy server so that we can view the mainland video streaming sites outside the mainland China.

Request 2: A fan needs a video proxy server so that he can view the site of the previous post outside HK.

Sammy's Quote

真金不怕紅爐火
美女不怕罩絲襪

http://mytv.tvb.com/variety/bigfuncanton/121046#page-1

Summer Girl

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When I see this Female Spy, I feel that Summer has come.


Let me see


Yes, my lord


I'm excited

She is a female spy who never put her black stocking off.

One Country Three Systems

一王三后,一炮三響,未有能生者也。

Execution

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Hong Kong Government has executed the Rule of Law and the Democracy by passing the replacement mechanism 替補機制 .



What should a Hong Kong citizen do in the First of July? Certainly Go to Protest!

Another Masked Heroine

A Masked Heroine never feels lonely, as there is not only a masked heroine. Here is the blog of another masked heroine: 蒙面女侠的博客 http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/2142938041

Revenge

Illinois man attacked by ninjas on his way to meet ex-girlfriend for sex

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/18/2011-06-18_illinois_man_attacked_by_ninjas_on_his_way_to_meet_exgirlfriend_for_sex.html#ixzz1Pu5tx7xh

Although Katherine M. Casarez got a wonderful power once she became a female ninja, she received the destiny of a Kunoichi, i.e. sacrificed. I don't know how cruel the police could torture such a sexy ninja in the station.

Gourmet

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When you enter a luxury restaurant, what is the dressing code of ladies? Black suit and black stocking.


In the beginning of the gourmet program Admiral Feast 2, the female hosts who wore black stocking accompanied the famous chef.

By the way, what is the relationship between James Bond and Gourmet?

Die and Diet

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It seems quite sexy when a female assassin wearing black veil says "Please Kill Me". What do you think about when she keeps wearing black veil after being killed?



What is the result of keeping masked when they are killed? Since their mouths were covered by veil, according to Samsara, they would fall into Preta (Hungry Ghost) Domain. They could not eat anything and suffered from being hungry.

I am afraid that most HK girls were masked female assassins. This is because they wear black stocking and keep dieting all days. 餓鬼だな!

Most Beautiful in Central

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Sex and Money are always closely related. The Finance section of Apple Daily 蘋果日報 shows the most beautiful girl of a day in Central 中環我至靚 everyday. Certainly female spies who wear black stocking could not escape from the camera of the press.



Who will be the next?

If you have any shot of beautiful girls in Central, please send it to liwawa@appledaily.com with your English Full name, Bank name and Bank account number. HK$100 will be rewarded if your picture is used.

Naked Killer

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If I do not mentioned Naked Killer 赤裸羔羊, I may be blamed as not a professional female ninja scholar. However, it has been a very famous HK movie worldwide, what is the point of introducing the movie again?




A female assassin was arrested by her enemy in his swimming pool and ...

Although both Naked Killer and Naked Weapon were both produced by Jing Wong, the latter is worse because the female assassins do not wear black stocking in the movie. Too bad!

What can you do for Money?

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What can you do for Money?


Will you wear black bodystocking to steal money?

OR


Will you wear black bodystocking to give money to the poor?

Perhaps the culture of female ninja has spread very well in HK and some people want to become a Kunoichi to help people. Now there is one. She called herself as Bauhinia Heroine or Hong Kong Flower 紫荊俠. She asked the public to join her together to donate money to the poor. It is wonderful, isn't it?

But before all, will she ask us to wear black nylon before the charity?

THANK YOU, THE GIRL IN BLACK!

Source: 香港都捲英雄熱 熟女變身「紫荊俠」

Evil Governor

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The game series Evil Governor 悪代官 was introduced in this blog. The new episode CR 悪代官 was just released a few months ago.

Certainly Kunoichi is one of the game's enemy. Torturing her to death is a level of the game. Learnt from previous episode, factors of the Kunoichi character selection includes whether she looks beautiful and that she should wear black bodystocking.

How do you rate this female ninja?





Kunoichi's Blog: 相沢まきのブログの巻

Peacemaker

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The female ninja appeared in the 4th episode of Peacemaker 新撰組Peacemaker. Who is she?


She is Akesato 明里, a famous Geisha in the history. Oh, the author has selected the beautiful woman to become a Kunoichi. Well done. She is sexier when she wears a ninja uniform than when she wears Kimono, isn't she?

Source: 新撰組 PEACE MAKER


My Mother is Kunoichi

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ISBN9784829681138■/忠臣蔵異聞 みだら忍法帖 くノ一母娘/星野蜂雀/フランス書院

時代艶文庫

忠臣蔵で語られなかった美しき、くノ一母娘の秘話

徳川吉宗が、まだ松平頼方だった頃――藩の命を受け、赤穂浪士を監視するくノ一母娘。おんなの奥義を使って仇討ちの真偽を探る二人の前に物の怪が現われ邪魔をする。妖毒に操られた手下により、凌辱の肉檻に囚われた母・やえと娘・まきは淫らな拷問で女の本性を暴かれる。刻一刻と迫る吉良邸への討ち入りのとき。果たして母娘は仇討ちを防げるのか?

2010年12月10日 発売

Useful Vocabulary

中出し     creampie
貧乳      small boobs
微乳      flat boobs
巨乳      melon
性交のあるエロ hardcore
セ○クス    make love, poontang, screw
マゾ      masochism
オ○ニー    masturbation, hand job, wank
潮吹き     squirting, female ejaculation, gushing
顔射      bukkake
放尿      peeing
正常位     missionary position
騎乗位     riding, woman on top, cowgirl position
痴漢      molest, molestation
美少女     nymph
女子学生    schoolgirl
淫乱      nympho, nymphomaniac
乱交      orgy
AV女優     pornstar
変態性欲    paraphilia
エロアニメ   hentai
少女性愛    pedophilia
売春(援交)  prostitution
大人のおもちゃ sex toy, marital aids, dildo, vibrator
パイパン    shaved
3P      threesome
無修正     uncensored

Amateur     素人
Asian      東洋人
Ass       ケツ
BDSM      SM
Bitch      ヤリマン
Bisexual    両刀使い
Bizarre     変態趣味
Blond      ブロンド女性
Blowjobs    フ○ラチオ
Boobs      おっぱい
Braces     歯列矯正してる女性
Bukkake     ぶっかけ
Butts      尻
Catfight    キャットファイト
Chubby     ぽっちゃり
Chesty     巨乳
Chick      10代から20代のキレイ系の女の子
Clit      クリ○リス
Couple     カップルのプレイ
Crack      くぱぁの割れ目の部分
Dirty      痴女、またはスカ○ロ等の汚いジャンル
Display     二次元
Electro torture  電気プレイ
Exhibiti…

Throat Lift

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When a female spy is caught, her final show-off would be when she is lifted by her enemy and struggles by vibrating her leg with black stocking until she is executed. The sound of rubbing between stocking shows how expensive is her stocking.



Being a professional female spy,
she should always show her most beautiful side,
until she dies.

Underwater

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An Australian education video told me that when you dive into the sea with jelly fish, you should better dress up with nylon bodystocking to prevent from getting hurt.

It is a very good idea to wear bodystocking to dive into cold water. The feeling is amazing, isn't it?

Why did I say so? Since I found that some female spies wore black pantyhose when they dived in some very old movies.


British actress Janette Scott in a sexy scubagirl scene in 1965 from the "Amos Burke: Secret Agent" TV series.


The 1963 UK comedy film "Petticoat Pirates" where the scubagirls take control of a royal navy ship.


Female spies always wear the black stocking and black gloves, even they dive into the cold water ... and even die in the blood sea.



Source: The Aqua Bank

Genghis Khan

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The online game Genghis Khan 2 mentioned that Genghis Khan 成吉思汗 was killed by a female assassin, who was a princess of Tangut Empire 西夏. The female assassin was covered by a mask and wore tight bodysuit.



Why could people imagine in such way? I am afraid that someone was confused with Attila, the King of Hun and was killed by a female assassin according to the legend.

Who care whether it is a story or the fact? Don't you feel excited to unmask a female assasin? Go ahead!

Once more, there is a campaign of Fatal Beauty 殺戮美人, i.e. a vote of the most beautiful girl who can act as the masked female assassin.

Office Website: 成吉思汗2
HK Website: 成吉思汗II

Ninja Girl Resolution

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The ninja girl showed her resolution by her eyesight once she dressed up black stocking and bodysuit.

What would she do? she would play Dance of the Dead!
adj. dance from Cheng-Ta YU on Vimeo.




Source: Cheng-Ta Yu: adj. Dance

Fukushima 50

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I devote my 300th article to the most respectful Fukushima 50. I pray for all the best wishes to them as well as Japan.

Unlike typical American heroes, Fukushima 50 do not disclose their names to the public. No one knows who they are. They keep their identities as the secret and go ahead to commit the fatal mission. I can say that is the Spirit of Ninja. What is the Spirit of Ninja? One of Fukushima 50's reply can explain it:


I feel it's my MISSION to help

Each of them knows that he is stepping on the way of must-die. Likewise, every female ninja knows that she will die for any fatal mission. In addition, the warriors in both cases must suffer from a long time of pain before death. The result is horrible, but they still go.

Once I think at this point, I drop my tear...



This was a great Kunoichi. After she completed her mission and successfully destroyed her enemies' plan, the angry enemies arrested her. They did not kill her immediately, they decided to make her suffer from uni…

Youth Gangs

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What is the future of a place? You will know it clearly by knowing their next generation.

Nowadays Hong Kong is full of Youth Gangs. Their activities become more active and terrible, somehow out of control of the police until the police takes some regular actions.

There are boys and girls in the Gangs. What do the girls wear?



Black Stocking!

When the reporter asked what they do in the Gangs, they replied that the most exciting was to fight. Fighting is the only goal of their lives.

The bad girls wear black stocking and have prepared to kill... and to be killed!

That is the next generation of Hong Kong, so is the future of Hong Kong.

Work in Central

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A post from the famous forum Hong Kong Golden asked whether a worker would become higher class if she worked in Central, HK. One of the replies said that women who works in Central wear more expensive black stocking. By this point, you should know how high class they are.

中環ol既黑絲望落都知貴野
唔似mk港女果d女人街劣質貨


Central is known as the heart of International Financial Centre. There are many female spies in that region. They wear black stocking everyday for their financial missions. They could make big money if success but die if failure. The world is cruel, isn't it?


A female spy spent a lot of salary on her brilliant black stocking

A designer called Alpinek has created a story of how a female spy failed her mission and was executed by her enemy.

Wedding Banquet

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I attended a friend's wedding banquet last Friday. When I looked at her on the stage with her husband, the scene reminded me a famous passage which was written by a Form 5 student.

Title: 記一次你在酒樓出席喜宴的所見所聞
Author: 李奇軍
Content:

Comments: 此乃反面教材,同學切勿模仿,反之引以為戒。會考時作這樣的文章,是自尋死路,切記切記。

Last Seconds of Female Assassin

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As we all know, if a female assassin fails her mission, she will be killed by very cruel method. She should bear it in mind when she put up her black bodystocking. She should have no regret at all.

Let us see from how cruel and painful feeling the female assassin suffered before she died:





Trailer: Gi Jorge fucks and ass fucks catwoman

Red Mouth

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Today is the third day of Chinese New Year. This day is so-called Red Mouth. This is because according to Chinese myth, people have easily got conflict by talking this day.

How can we shut our mouths up? We should wear ninja masks.


Defeating a silent Kunoichi is a very difficult task.

New Year Wonder

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旧正月おめでとうございます。

I watched a music award performed by Korean. It seems a copy of Japanese KouHakuUtaGassen 紅白歌合戦. After that, I finally realized how Japanese fear Korean invasion (in culture).

Let Wonder Girls show their wonder:

Golden 80s

80s is so-called the golden era of Hong Kong. Have you missed ever the best thing of 80s?

By the way, I just missed a quite good ninja video which was released in 1984 (Murakami's 1Q84?). It is called Sexy Timetrip Ninjas.

First, the director is not careless. He is Yojiro Takita, Academy Award Winner! Second, the video was selected 2010 San Francisco Another Hole In the Head Film Festival.

What a surprise!

Shall We Dance

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あけましておめでとうございます。

There are some parties around New Year. Because of promotions in media, dance becomes more popular and people would like to dance in parties. The trend causes better sales on dancing dresses. A kind of dancing dresses is bodystocking. From hand to foot, the whole female body is covered by black nylon. How sexy it is, isn't it?

Let's how beautiful she comes when a woman is covered by nylon tightly:














Let's dance like a Kunoichi

Source: 児玉麻里子とShall We Dance?