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Dress Up Ninja Game

Creative Students

People blame that Hongkong students are not creative enough. Hongkong students may not agree and question how creative are the students than who are less intelligent according to some academic tests. The following Taiwanese students' video clip of the combat between a ninja and a kunoichi shows how art and creativity involve in the education.



Where is the warm-bed of creativity? only in the society with democracy and freedom.

Fiction: 江城子

這一夜是十五,圓月高掛。諸葛正我仰望窗外的皎皎明月,略有所思。回首提筆,寫下同為舊黨的蘇東坡的名句:

「料得年年腸斷處,明月夜、短松崗。」

諸葛正我頓筆,深深嘆一口氣。沉思一會,放下筆桿,道:「朋友,既然光臨寒舎,何不面對相逢?」

諸葛正我最後一個話音,殊不簡單,蘊藏內功,乘語音傳進聽者臟腑,迫使隱藏者現身。果然,隱藏者正中音功,劇痛難忍,尖叫一聲。那是一聲女子的聲音。不出良久,一個如赤裸的女性胴體從黑暗中,貓步地走到月光之下。

「不愧為諸葛正我,就算我穿著緊身衣,卻仍然被你發現。」雖然是晚上,但是在皎潔月光的照射下,神秘人的外觀依然清晣可見。她看來是女性,穿著由透視黑紗貼身地包裹著,那怕手指與腳趾也被黑紗緊貼著,只有一件緊身褻衣遮掩胸腹,與包裹臉龐跟頸項的面罩,好像是紫色的。神秘人說話的時候,貼臉的面罩緊隨櫻桃小嘴躍動,倒是吸引。

正如神秘人所言,幾乎與赤裸無異的衣著,一般人以至大內高手也不容易察覺行踪。然而,以諸葛正我的內功深厚,神秘人還是差了一大截。

「今夜十五,月光明亮,如斯秀色,怎可錯過?」諸葛正我把神秘人幽了一默。「難道相爺性急,非要今夜置我於死地不可?」

「沒錯,我是相爺的殺手。不過,」神秘人舉起右手,食指與中指指向諸葛正我。提高聲調地說:「諸葛老賊,殘暴不仁,我今晚要為慘死你手上的冤魂報仇!」

「雖然老某手沾鮮血,但是都是該殺的奸狡大惡之徒。本著天地良心,無一錯判或冤枉。」正當諸葛正我說畢,欲稍前行一步,卻赫然發現自己動彈不得。

「哈哈,你中了我十二支魂銷玉冰針,當然動彈不得吧。」神秘人徐徐貓步地走前兩步,秀長的美腳顯露黑紗透膚的顏色甚是誘人。「你看著我這身衣裝,還不認得我是哪隻寃魂嗎?」

「老某雖為一介武夫,亦讀聖賢之書。未能事人,焉能事鬼。鬼神之說,不足為信。」諸葛正我雖然動彈不得,但是說話還是擲地有聲。「雖然外觀相似,但是老某依然明白分辨。究竟你是誰人?何解冒認夢蝶姑娘?」

「還記得枉死你手上的冤魂名字嗎?」神秘人再次提高聲調,兩個乳頭也為之顫動。「十五年前同一個晚上,你竟然使出一招威力足破千軍萬馬的獨門絕技﹣驚艷一槍,於一個弱質女子,令她暴屍荒野。如此惡行真是教人髮指!」神秘人兩指使勁,指向諸葛正,說:「我今晚要以其人之道還治其人之身!」

諸葛正我聽到她所言,深覺驚訝。看到她的手勢,頓然看出是驚艷一槍的態勢。「這是我們自在門的秘技,你怎會修習得到?而且使出該招,必…

M Shaped Society

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When female lawyers and doctors cannot afford the price of living, will they do what lower class people do? Unfortunately some of them break the law by their own professions to break the law.



When the legal system and the health care system, which are the pride of the oriental pearl, sound red alert, I am afraid that the result would become much worse than the above two Kunoichi.

Robort Geisha

What an amazing movie is coming. Geisha + Ninja = Robort!

Office Website: http://www.robogeisha.com/

Ninja in Halloween

The video teaches you how to dress up as a female ninja in a Halloween party.

Youth Education

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The HKSAR government is rushing the promotion of anti-drug education for the youth. The slogan is The gift of the god does not lose his way 天造之材 不進迷陣.

As mentioned in Teenage Foolishness, the youth is sometimes over-confident to do some fool. She is young, nevertheless, whoever violates the law, she cannot escape from the just.

Here is the example of the female ninja Aska in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:


Not Now, Not Ever
不可一, 不可再

Powerful Woman

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最近大変だから、ブログにいつもは書いていない。今日はくだらない写真が探してあって、ここにシェアしましょう。


意味:法律を話してくれたか?あなたは何が法律だと分かる?

えぇ、凄い女性だね。

See through Her Eyes

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When you meet a female ninja like those in this article, how do you know what she is thinking?



If you can see woman's heart through her eyes, she can only become your slave.

Fatal Legs

Why does a Kunoichi wear black stocking? Make it FATAL!


A female ninja kicking against men


A female thief fighting against another


A female spy being killed by a police

Chinese Ninja

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The above Female Ninja are excellent, ain't they? They wear high heals, black stocking and splendid Kimono. In addition, they are very lovely and beautiful. Perfect Kunoichi are they. However...

They have come from the mainland China!!! Can Chinese women be loyal? Can they suffer from any torture and death? Can they sacrifice anything for an assigned mission? I doubt.

Their group is named as 桜組 or Sakura Group. What does Sakura mean? It is the same as Ohka in Chinese character. Ohka is a weapon of Suicide Attack used in World War II. Can the Chinese Kunoichi implement their group name? I doubt.

Thai Ninja Magic

Many people flocked to travel to Thailand to learn Thai Boxing. Thai Boxing becomes a stylish activity.

Have you ever heard Thai Ninja Magic or Tai Ninjitsu? I haven't either. Here are some clips of showing how Thai Kunoichi, who wear black veil, fight.







The videos are from the drama series called Rook Kard.

Story of Noripi

実に、酒井法子はくノ一だった。

問:本当?
答:ええ、そうだね。法子のお父さんは山口組系の伊豆組酒井組酒井峰吉組長だ。法子は女の子だったから、成員にならなかった。それでは、社会の最低になった。それはくノ一だ。

問:どうしてくノ一になったか?
答:法子の家族の祖先は徳川家の一番の家臣で、酒井忠次だ。だから、酒井家の人々は伊賀の忍法が分かっている。日本の社会で、特に暴力団の中で、女の人は最低になって、嫌な仕事をする。くノ一は一つだ。

問:ノリピは俳優でしょう?
答:俳優は偽だ。くノ一はいろいろな仕事になる。

問:ノリピは忍法が分かるか?
答:ええ、上手に分かって、よく使った。ステイジの上で笑いや歌などで酒井忍法を使って、ステイジの下の人々は法子が好きになった。しかし、日本人は誰か武士の後代だから、くノ一忍法のほうが弱い。中国人は忍法が分からないから、法子が大好きになった。だから、日本のより中国のほうで人気だった。

問:さぁ、くノ一は全身網タイツを着るでしょう。ノリピはいつも黒タイツを着ないね。
答:テレビ番組から見せなかった。何か要るとき、法子は黒い全身タイツを着たら、誰もは法子がどこにいるか分からない。いつも黒い全身タイツを着るから、体もやせているし、肌も白い。

問:ワァ、肌が白くなる秘密だ!すごかった。でも、今残念だね。奥さんになったことは幸せでしょう。
答:幸せかどうか知らない。結婚してから、もうくノ一じゃないで、普通な人になっている。でも、主人はほかの愛人がいたら、そんな女の人はくノ一になるのより苦しい。まだくノ一だったら、幸せだったかもしれないよ。

以上は偽りです。全て読んでありがとうございました。

Lying on the Law

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If a criminal was executed by the law, there is a Chinese word called Fu Fa 伏法. Literally it means to lie (伏) on the law (法).

Commercial Spying is also a crime. If a female spy, a modern Kunoichi, is arrested, she must lie on the law.


3 female spies are lying down under the justice.


No spy can escape! SPY'S MAKE THE BEST NECRO.

Photo Album of Beautiful Councilor

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Have you ever imagined that a female councilor published her own photo album? No? yet it is really true. In Japan, a female councilor published her own photo album to promote her city. Her name is Fujikawa Yuri 藤川優里 @ Hachinohe City 八戸市.


News: 美人すぎる八戸市議藤川ゆり、水着に!!
Album: 藤川ゆり写真集 moe navi 八戸 (大型本)
Blog: いちご煮日記

Now you know why Japan is one of the strongest nations in the world as a result of the congress full of female ninja. Yes, the councilor is definitely a female ninja 女忍者 too. She is smart, she is pretty and she is brave. These characters are what a Kunoichi くノ一 requires to commit missions.

On the other hand, there is a town in which residents called it as International City but they are still arguing the definition of Enkou 援交. How stupid are they; how dark is the future of the town.

Death better than Living

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香消玉殞,香江賤民
貧富懸殊,貧者越貧
生不如死,生活迫人
求生不得,求死不能


As you see, the female ninja smiled when she was dying.

人生有幾多個十年,最緊要死得痛快?

Poem about Female Assassin

Because of a poem which is written by a PRC officer appreciating the death of victims of 2008 Sichuan Earthquake, people have copied the style of the poem and modified to describe about other disasters. An example is the case that a corrupted officer raped a girl but was finally assassinated by the girl.

The content:

≪江城子≫

玉嬌被欺有何訴,
局長查,縣長督,
黨疼國愛,急送院優撫。
各級領導齊愛護,
縱被姦,也幸福。

省委市委工作組,
左爺爺,右姑姑,
如此大愛,被錢抽死亦知足。
只盼貴大能安息,
感恩黨,謝政府。

Raped before Execution

You will find many Iranian who like Ninja in the Internet. The practice of Iranians is quite similar to ninja, i.e. wearing veil.

Report: Iranian Militias Marry, Rape Virgin Prisoners Before Executions by Foxnews.com

However, the above custom is different from that of Ninja. A female ninja will be mass raped before execution, no matter whether she is virgin or not. Certainly a Kunoichi has become not virgin before she has graduated because using a sex as a fatal weapon is one of the Kunoichi course.

In addition, some Iranians will give a virgin prisoner Hypnotic Drug so that she will not feel painful and frightened. In contrast, the executor will make a Kunoichi feel very painful. The more painful and cruel the rape, the more successful the execution.

Although their actions, i.e. Rape before Execution, are the same but the mindsets are different. The Iranian law has protected virgin girls from death sentence, so they do to override the law; while a lost female ninja should be destroyed wi…

Become an Assembly member

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There were politicians, e.g. Koike Yuriko 小池百合子, to fight for the election as if Kunoichi fought against enemies three years ago.

This year, there is an AV actress who acted as a female ninja to fight for Tokyo Prefectural Election 東京都議選. Her name is Goto Mai 後藤麻衣.



She is the main character (the purple female ninja) of the movie Kunoichi Ninpoden くノ一忍法伝 封印の掟 ~女淫愛残抄~.

Legend of the Devil

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Movie Name: Legend of the Devil 修羅之介斬魔剣 妖魔伝説
Director: Tsushima Masaru 津島勝

It is the story that a group of girls who wanted to collect the treasure decided to wear black nylon to become female ninja and fought against enemies.


Kunoichi were killed by a faked Samurai and Ninja in a Theatre.

Mr. Tsushima was also the director of Kunoichi Ninpocho series くノ一忍法帖シリーズ, therefore the same style of kunoichi clothes and thin black stocking were found in the movie.



The zoom shot of the legs of the dead female ninja who dressed thin black stocking is excellent, isn't it?

Fiction: 投銀殺意 IV - 三色貓傳奇

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation.

Part I
Part II
Part III

「幾經一年多的風暴,現在總算停緩下來.雖然瑪林最終逃過結業的命運,但是身份由獨立大行變成國家銀行的附庸了.」我說.

「唉,對呀.無論如何,事情總算告一段落,縱使我們死傷慘重,元氣大傷...無論如何死者已矣,倖存的也要生存下去,而傳說也要繼續下去...」羅拔把三色貓的黑盒一個一個放入播放器裡.

雖然無可奈何,但是作為管理層,只有繼續創造傳奇.

「三色貓她們倒是美若天仙,如果不是進入這個行業,可能有機會嫁入豪門做富婆呢.」我拿著三色貓那個檔案夾看著她們的資料及舊照片.這時候,三色貓其中一位菲茵的黑盒開始播放著.

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今天我以在學少女的身份潛入苦主大聯盟的第十天.踏破鐵鞋無覓處,這幾天逐少逐少地把誤銷的證據拿到手,今天要把至關鍵的拿走,在法律上他們便沒有取勝的可能了.這便是我的任務.我對著鏡子,一邊化妝,一邊微笑地道.一如以往,為了增加戰鬥力,我穿著了黑色全身絲襪褲,絲襪衣上加穿了一件普通白色的T裇及迷你牛仔裙,再穿了一雙白色運動鞋.

不消一小時,關鍵資料已經手到拿來.正當我走出資料室,剛巧遇見其中一名苦主.我若無其事地打聲招呼,轉瞬間便走到他背後.那時候我心想:臨門一腳,為免打草驚蛇,還是先下手為強.於是我決定拿出掌心雷手槍,從後對準他後腦開槍.

豈料他忽然轉身,一手抓緊我的手槍,令手槍不能開火.怎可能的呢?他說我的絲襪衣連手指都包裹著,一早已經暴露了身份.我真的很懊惱,我看著他不過是比我高些少的五十歲左右的阿伯,我不但低估了他的智慧,而且也低估了他的體能.他一手抓著我的手槍,把手槍丟到地上去.然後,把我迫近牆邊,一拳左鈎拳,一拳右鈎拳擊中到我臉上.我來不及反應,被他一拳一拳痛毆雙頰.直至一會兒才醒覺要舉起雙手抵擋,不過他已經揮出重拳擊中我的腹部了.

當我痛得要彎著腰兒,他左手快速地抓著我的頸兒,把我整個兒抓起來.我不斷掙扎,穿著黑絲的雙腿不停地凌空揮舞.我越是掙扎,他越是抓得緊,快要抓到我窒息.

當我以為他會進一步抓緊,他竟然無頭無腦地放開了手.然而,我剛站在地面上,還沒弄清楚什麼一回事,好像千…

Classics Posters

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As mentioned in Classics in New Era, Kunoichi Ninpocho is definitely the classics of female ninja movies. Do you know how people respected the movie.






I doubt whether the publishers still create such respectful posters for their movies nowadays.

Black and White Again

I asked a question in the article at Black and White. What is the name of the TV program where a Kunoichi wears bodystocking.

Finally I found the answer. The TV program is called Wind 風 by TBS during 1967-1968. The actress is called Tsuchida Sanae 土田早苗 and the character's name is Kagari かがり.

See detail at here

Catch Me If You Can

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The website awards this blog as Catch Me If You Can. Yes, a female ninja is so fast as the wind and so powerful that enemies escape from her at once.

Comment Analysis:
捕風捉影: Ninja is a shadow
土牛木馬: Ninja uses weapons
量體裁衣: Ninja wears bodystocking
望風而遁: Ninja scares you

Aerobic exercise

Since a female ninja always fights with powerful enemies, she should keep herself more powerful too. Therefore you will see many Kunoichi doing aerobic exercises and wear aerobic tight and black stocking in TV:

Diocesan Boys' School

I have heard a post that makes me angry: Naked Modal in Diocesan Boys' School

Many people in the society objected. I did too. My reason was that naked women are not the most beautiful. The most beautiful is the woman who wears black bodystocking. In the other words, the best is Kunoichi!

The principal said: "What is the age today? Why do you feel strange? It is a very typical Art lesson. Don't make up with pornography and arts." Yes, I totally agree.

An art teacher objected this method because she thought students were too young. Is a naked body dirty? What is the relationship between the age of drawers and how many clothes the modal wears? There are also some naked women and sex organs in the chapter of Reproduction of Biology textbooks, should we cut them all in HKCEE?

An education councilor said that HK was a conservative city and students could not afford such open method. He also suggested to use a doll as the alternative. Oh my god, HK is being destroyed by such a …

In addition to Ninja Code

In addition to the ninja code, ninja are also required to study Kanji, more complicated items.

There are some news about Kanji recently.

http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20090305-00000031-rcdc-cn
The mainland will return to use Traditional Kanji Taiwan is using.

http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20090305-00000001-scn-cn
Young ninja do not know how to read some Kanji.

http://news.ameba.jp/domestic/2009/01/32242.html
Ninja leader who always read Kanji wrongly makes Kanji books become the best sellers.

Respect

Ninja master told us that even if you were excellent at ninja code, had passed all exams, but you were still suck if you did not write Ninja Code in Ninja Style.

It is a respect to a race when you follow the race's style in their language. Kanji is Japanese, not Chinese.

Try Our Breast

If you ask female ninjas how we can kill them, will they say "Try Our Breast"?


One on One between a Ninja and a Kunoichi

After Big Battle

Happy Chinese New Year!

After the big battle mentioned before (War of Three Giants and New Comer), the result is obvious.

1. 三姉妹vs女剣士 くノ一凌辱秘奥義外伝 by 笠倉出版社
The Best and Excellent Work, although the scene of the female knight killing female ninja looked quite easy. The female ninjas should be killed cruelly and die obviously with loud.

2. くノ一拷問凌辱4 掟を超えた友情 by アタッカーズ
Excellent Work as well, although there was no death scene and the story did not sound completed. The final scene with less bodystocking was also another disadvantage.

3. 女忍ねずみ小僧討魔伝 ~女帝淀君の陰謀~ by 宇宙企画
Excellent Work as well. Completed Story and Great Special Effect. It will be better if all Kunoichi wear bodystocking (one wore only stocking).

4. カリビアンコムくノ一シリーズ by カリビアンコム
Good. Simple story. The first and the fourth episode had no bodystocking. There was no death scene. Therefore, the company should improve in the above mentioned fields.

Classics in New Era

Obama inauguration represents the coming of the New Era. Yahoo!

Although the new era has come, I still think of the gold era in the past. Why? This is the human behavior.


Miyuki Komatsu by KU-NO-ICHI Ninjya
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Sample of Kunoichi Ninpocho, the classic of female ninja movies



The full movie of Kunoichi Ninpocho くノ一忍法帖

Hong Kong Budget 2009 - 2010

After I read the title of Hong Kong Budget 2009 - 2010's Request For Suggestions as Tomorrow, Today's Future 明日 今日的未來, I know the government has been internally invaded by female ninja. Why?

明日 and 今日 are not standard Chinese words but Cantonese or Japanese, while 的 is standard Chinese word. The sentence pattern does not sound like Chinese but Japanese. It seems translated from 明日(あした)は今日(きょう)の未来(みらい)だ.

This issue does show not only the failure of Native Language as the Medium of Instruction, but also that of Native Language as the Official Language. This is no wonder that Secretary for Education Michael Suen suggests Fine-tuning of medium of instruction policy.