Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Preparation

My Kunoichi teacher told me that she learnt to be thrown in the beginning of learning Judo. Likewise, a female ninja should learn to suffer from extreme pain before she gets into a battle.


Once a female assassin puts on black stocking, there is the point of no return.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Water Power

The power of water is incredible. The god punished the human being except Noach by water. Ancient Chinese considered the water as the dragon. The water saved Japan from the invasion of Mongolian. Bruce Lee emphasized Kung Fu as flexible and powerful as water.

Unfortunately the tragedy of Si Chuen Earthquake has become more seriously due to the water as well. =.=


Water Torture 水責め is a good method against Kunoichi.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Japanese in AV

After a year of Ninja lesson, I have learnt a lot of ninja codes. I find that Kunoichi AV movies utilize those codes usually. There are some you should know:

止めて
Stop!
止めるのて型

気持ちいい
Good Feeling
気を持つ
気持ちがいいです

痛い
Painful

行く
Go

そこ...駄目
There... No way

もっと
A little bit

コンドーム
Condom

Have you started the revision, schoolmates? The examination of the final semester is also that of promotion.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Carefree

Carefree 茄哩啡 is a position of a movie. The position might have no script, no gesture, no facial expression. Yet no movie cannot miss such kind of position.


Female Ninja are carefree in battles; they show off and are immediately executed by heroes.

The greatest comedy master Stephen Chow 周星馳 replied when he was shouted as carefree: "I'm actually an actor." 其實, 我係一個演員

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Her Story


Everyone has her own story, even if as cruel as a Kunoichi. Is it too late to understand her after you have killed her?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Monday, June 09, 2008

Prince Caspian

因為實在對GaForum的評論看不過眼,所以這次要特意正評這一齣戲: The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian。

故事係將聖戰對正常人(教徒口中o既非教徒)o既殺戮堂皇化及有理化,毒害新一代身心,我覺得你可以連o個幾蚊都慳番 。

卡斯柏王子正正是為非教徒而設,電影很多情節已經解答為什麼要信主,如何信主,及駁拆他們心中不信主的藉口。

例如坦摩族人算唔算係"人類"?

他們與四王一樣都是從現實來的亞當兒子(所以卡斯柏王子的血都可以釋放白女巫),阿斯蘭最後告訴眾人,他們原是海盜,後來誤入納尼亞。衪告訴眾人他們要麼信主,要麼與信主的和平共存,因為那個世界是由衪創造,一切是歸於衪所有。

另外,這齣戲也要告訴弟兄們,並不是做了教徒便是真正的信主,也不是只是知道了,否則與卡斯拍,彼得,蘇珊,艾文,以及納尼亞人無異。只有好像露西一樣,真心渴求主,明白一切歸於衪所有,你才會留意到,主其實與你常在。

PS:為什麼要設定千三年後?因為耶蘇復活後千三年後,便是十字軍東征,收復耶路撒冷。你們不見得坦摩人都是與穆斯林一樣都長滿鬍子嗎?

Monday, June 02, 2008

Professor


Female Ninja Professor: All Knowledge on Her Body

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Bondage Ninja Scroll

Someone said that the first episode was the classic amongst the series of Bondage Ninja Scroll 緊縛忍法帖, while the second was good and the third was rubbish. I agree with him very much.

The main character of the first episode was Yoko Tsuyuki 露木陽子, who was a famous actress in the last century (she is certainly no longer young). The movie 緊縛忍法帖 is considered as classic, yet I think her photo album with the same title looked even greater. Have a look: