Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Ayu

There is a ninja campaign in the Eve of every year. The campaign is between Ninja and Kunoichi. It is well known as Kōhaku Uta Gassen 紅白歌合戦.

Who is the best ninja? Certainly the one who can fight for eight years.


1999, the 50th


2000, the 51st


2001, the 52nd


2002, the 53rd


2003, the 54th


2004, the 55th


2005, the 56th


2006, the 57th


2007, the 58th

The forever Kunoichi is Ayumi Hamasaki 浜崎あゆみ.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Corruption

There is a series of games called Akudaikan 悪代官 in PS2. Unlike typical games of being a hero, you will act as an evil government officer in the game. Your enemies are heros of the just. You should any bad things such as corruption to fight against them. What a weired idea!

Official Website of Akudaikan 悪代官

Official Website of Akudaikan 2 悪代官2


The Female Ninja was tortured by Flatulence, then raped.

Official Website of Akudaikan 3 悪代官3


The Kunoichi was caught and tortured to surrender.

Execution: 木馬責め 石抱きの刑

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Fatal Weapon

The following is the notice posted in HK somewhere:

I should announce to the public that I have suffered from AIDS. I found this disease after I separated from a girl with whom I made love half years before separation. When I gave her a phone call to inform my disease, she replied me that she suffered from AIDS too and spread it to you on purpose.

Since she was poor, she made boy friends one by one and spread AIDS to them. She made love with them so that her boy friends would give her money. She got the money to purchase expensive medicine against AIDS.

She told me that my disease is incessant and cut the phone call. Although we separated, I gave her more than 50,000 dollars.

Be careful, she always appears in discos, bars and clubs to make boy friends. In order to prevent the public suffering such terrible disease, I should announce her information:

Name: Ka Ka
Height: 5'8"
Residence: Hin King Estate
Office: Sha Tin

AIDS is a disease more terrible than death!


Do you know her? If she were a female ninja in the ancient Japan, she would have obtained the fatal weapon against powerful lords.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Oriental Culture

Ninja always investigate the military information of the enemies as well as the allies. Similarly the American always urges the Chinese to be open even after China does a lot.

In the recent American report of China Military, the American criticizes the Chinese being mysterious according to Deng's slogan:

「冷靜觀察,站穩腳跟,沉著應付,韜光養晦,善於守拙,絕不當頭」

Its translation is "Observe calmly; secure our position; cope with affairs calmly; hide our capacities and bide our time; be good at maintaining a low profile; and never claim leadership."

Anyone who knows Chinese literature well will laugh at the translation.

The Hollywood appreciated Tom Cruises' "The Last Samurai" because they do not understand the Japanese culture. I think it would be similarly attractive to produce "The Last Scholar" next time.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Behind the Great Premier

Today is the 110th birthday ceremony of Zhou Enlai 周恩來, so-called the Great Premier of the People's Republic of China. He earned the reputation because of his gentle manner, ability of recovering economy from Mao's campaign, intelligence shown in diplomacy, protecting some people from Culture Revolution and so on.

He was a good man, however, he could be very cruel in fact.

A Communist Party's senior member of Gu Shun Zhang 顧順章 betrayed the party in 30s. His family members also collected the top secret of the party and were willing to follow Mr. Gu.

Since the secret was definitely about the survival of the party, Mr. Zhou led a group of communists to execute Gu's family, including his wife, sister-in-law and aunt.

Would they become Female Ninja to fight against them? I don't know. The fact was that all family members, except a 5-year-old girl, were killed by Zhou's people.

Should a great man be cruel? or should only a cruel man be great?