Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Death of Iijima Ai

死後数日が経過、外傷なく病死の可能性も 飯島愛さん

At the Silent Night, the ex-famous AV idol Iijima Ai 飯島愛, who had been an outstanding student, then became a famous AV idol but finally quit the circle because of disease, died.

The world changes, the fate changes.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

New Comer

Xmas is cold but a hot season for the Kunoichi AV battle!

In addition to the original giants, カリビアンコム Caribbeancom has boosted up its gear and will release a series of four episodes of Female Ninja videos.



カリビアンコムくノ一シリーズ will be released on 28 Dec, 4 Jan, 11 Jan and 18 Jan respectively.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Fight Until Death

The trend of Japanese Female Assassins' Dressing as Bodystocking has been blowed to Hollywood.


See how she fought and lost.


The Female Assassin who wore black bodystocking was good that the man planned to catch her.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Dragon Ball Live Action Movie Protest

The friend Anticbtis7 asked us to support the protest against the live movie of DRAGON BALL. Although I have no comment about the movie, I still think that the live movie will be quite weired and somehow awful. Let us read the protest statement - Dragon Ball Live Action Movie Protest


If the hero tortures and finishes this Kunoichi, I might consider my position again.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Please kill me

When a female assassin failed under her lover, she would ask him to finish her immediately. The words "Please kill me." from her veil sounds so sexy, don't they?



When a banker sold wrong services to her clients, has she ever said so? Unfortunately, she doesn't.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Finish Her

In the world of Mortal Kombat, losers will be terminated bloody and cruelly. What was her feeling when the female ninja was being finished?


Finish Her by ~hugodeathy on deviantART

She looked relaxed. Yes, she could do nothing else at that moment. Ah~ (a bloodcurdling scream from the Kunoichi)

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

War of Three Giants

It is surprised that three giants appear in the Kunoichi AV market. In the following months, three large AV producers will publish Female Ninja AV movies as their brand mass works.

1. 三姉妹vs女剣士 くノ一凌辱秘奥義外伝 by 笠倉出版社

Kasakura has been the king of AV market after it released about 10 Kunoichi AV movies. It should keep producing high qualified Kunoichi movies to remain its market position.

2. くノ一拷問凌辱4 掟を超えた友情 by アタッカーズ

This is the fourth release of Attackers' Kunoichi AV series. Although it is not a new comer, their results were not satisfied. The company has made changes (e.g. all female ninja wear bodystocking finally) in this release. The changes demonstrate its determination to fight back.

3. 女忍ねずみ小僧討魔伝 ~女帝淀君の陰謀~ by 宇宙企画

Uchu is a new comer of Kunoichi AV market. This new challenger's work also have female ninja with bodystocking. This action shows that the market of Kunoichi is significantly profitable.

Who will win? Who will be fired? Who will be the next Apprentice of Kunoichi Movies?

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Classic

Whatever the media is, VHS, VCD, DVD or Online Streaming, this has been the classic of Kunoichi movie. This is well-known as Bondage Chronicles 緊縛忍法帖 くノ一狩り .

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Future Photo Museum

What will you look like in the future?

A ninja should be able to forcast what her target will look like so that she can trace the target in a long term.

Here is a tool called Future Photo Museum 未来写真館. You will see his future face after you submit your target's name.


未来の女忍殺ーわたしは未来裁判官になりますか?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Three Deers

Ninja use ninja codes, which contain Chinese characters. Chinese characters are, however, encrypted codes themselves.

Chinese toxic dairy products spread over the world recently. It is believed that the source was a well-known Chinese firm called San Lu Group 三鹿集團.

San Lu means 3 deers. Three characters of deer can combine a single character 麤. This character is the original character 粗, which does not only mean thick but also mean coarse, rough and low quality.

The meaning of the combined character comes from how Chinese interpreted deers. Deers run very fast, so they are supposed to be strong 粗壯. Yet they are more difficult to be tamed, so they are supposed to be rude 粗野 and easily out of control. Therefore three characters of deer combine to be such bad meaning.

Haha, the brand has already told you that "I am bad."

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

We Fight Until Die



Who nowadays still keep such loyal working attitude as female ninja?

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Communist Olympics



Not only We Are Ready, but also We Are Ninja!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Worker Strike

Because of rapid inflation and slow wage increase, there are many strikes recently. Who still care about workers nowaday?

Kunoichi to be Killed
Kunoichi's Struggle before Death

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Sectors of Economy

According to economics, there are three sectors of economy: Primary, Secondary and Tertiary.

(Hey! I've learnt it in EPA during primary school.)

Wait... here is not taught in your textbook:

In Primary Industries, people sell their Labor. They are the poorest.

In Secondary Industries, people sell their Wisdom.

In Tertiary Industries, people sell their Dignity. They are the richest.

Every nation races to become the tertiary sector of economy. Yet when people have sold their souls, what do they still have?

What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?
(Matthew 16:26)

人若賺得全世界、賠上自己的生命、有甚麼益處呢。人還能拿甚麼換生命呢?
(馬太福音 16:26)


A famous blogger Petit Elaine describes herself as

What is your duty? My duty is to sleep everywhere and fawn on strangers.
你的工作是甚麼?我的工作是到處睡,和對陌生人獻媚。


There is no difference from a Kunoichi.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

What Kunoichi Wear

What should a female ninja wear?


She is informing you.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Manhunt

Japan is a ninja society. Everyone is a ninja and they work as a group. Anyone who makes a mistake will affect the whole group and should be punished by the whole society.

Japan gets tough on graffiti - in Florence

Kunoichi left some graffiti on the stonework of the city cathedral's panoramic terrace. The graffiti was found by another ninja later and the ninja reported to the university of the Kunoichi. The issue was widely reported in Japan mass media. The Kunoichi was requested to be exiled to Florence to remove the graffiti and to quit from their study by the public.

On the other hand, the host country does not consider that as a severe guitlty and thinks that Japan society is too serious and too cruel to the young girls.



However, the fate of Kunoichi is always cruel.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Preparation

My Kunoichi teacher told me that she learnt to be thrown in the beginning of learning Judo. Likewise, a female ninja should learn to suffer from extreme pain before she gets into a battle.


Once a female assassin puts on black stocking, there is the point of no return.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Water Power

The power of water is incredible. The god punished the human being except Noach by water. Ancient Chinese considered the water as the dragon. The water saved Japan from the invasion of Mongolian. Bruce Lee emphasized Kung Fu as flexible and powerful as water.

Unfortunately the tragedy of Si Chuen Earthquake has become more seriously due to the water as well. =.=


Water Torture 水責め is a good method against Kunoichi.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Japanese in AV

After a year of Ninja lesson, I have learnt a lot of ninja codes. I find that Kunoichi AV movies utilize those codes usually. There are some you should know:

止めて
Stop!
止めるのて型

気持ちいい
Good Feeling
気を持つ
気持ちがいいです

痛い
Painful

行く
Go

そこ...駄目
There... No way

もっと
A little bit

コンドーム
Condom

Have you started the revision, schoolmates? The examination of the final semester is also that of promotion.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Carefree

Carefree 茄哩啡 is a position of a movie. The position might have no script, no gesture, no facial expression. Yet no movie cannot miss such kind of position.


Female Ninja are carefree in battles; they show off and are immediately executed by heroes.

The greatest comedy master Stephen Chow 周星馳 replied when he was shouted as carefree: "I'm actually an actor." 其實, 我係一個演員

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Her Story


Everyone has her own story, even if as cruel as a Kunoichi. Is it too late to understand her after you have killed her?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Monday, June 09, 2008

Prince Caspian

因為實在對GaForum的評論看不過眼,所以這次要特意正評這一齣戲: The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian。

故事係將聖戰對正常人(教徒口中o既非教徒)o既殺戮堂皇化及有理化,毒害新一代身心,我覺得你可以連o個幾蚊都慳番 。

卡斯柏王子正正是為非教徒而設,電影很多情節已經解答為什麼要信主,如何信主,及駁拆他們心中不信主的藉口。

例如坦摩族人算唔算係"人類"?

他們與四王一樣都是從現實來的亞當兒子(所以卡斯柏王子的血都可以釋放白女巫),阿斯蘭最後告訴眾人,他們原是海盜,後來誤入納尼亞。衪告訴眾人他們要麼信主,要麼與信主的和平共存,因為那個世界是由衪創造,一切是歸於衪所有。

另外,這齣戲也要告訴弟兄們,並不是做了教徒便是真正的信主,也不是只是知道了,否則與卡斯拍,彼得,蘇珊,艾文,以及納尼亞人無異。只有好像露西一樣,真心渴求主,明白一切歸於衪所有,你才會留意到,主其實與你常在。

PS:為什麼要設定千三年後?因為耶蘇復活後千三年後,便是十字軍東征,收復耶路撒冷。你們不見得坦摩人都是與穆斯林一樣都長滿鬍子嗎?

Monday, June 02, 2008

Professor


Female Ninja Professor: All Knowledge on Her Body

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Bondage Ninja Scroll

Someone said that the first episode was the classic amongst the series of Bondage Ninja Scroll 緊縛忍法帖, while the second was good and the third was rubbish. I agree with him very much.

The main character of the first episode was Yoko Tsuyuki 露木陽子, who was a famous actress in the last century (she is certainly no longer young). The movie 緊縛忍法帖 is considered as classic, yet I think her photo album with the same title looked even greater. Have a look:

Friday, May 30, 2008

Release Now

As mentioned in ふんどし美少女美術館・別館, we have been looking forward to the latest episode of Female Ninja series published by Kasakura 笠倉出版社 for very long time 待ちに待ってたやっと出た!and the episode is finally released today.



Since the 9th Kunoichi episode has been released, it is the time to review all episodes by Kasakura:
TitleRelease DateComment
姫君監禁くノ一地獄唄20 Jun 2003Good Start
淫術くノ一忍法帖19 Nov 2004Good Trial
淫忍術VS唐人剣 くノ一妖魔外伝25 Nov 2005Great Improvement
三姉妹監禁くノ一淫魔伝説16 Dec 2005Great Improvement
くノ一戦国美勇伝19 May 2006Excellent
あいか 女剣士VSくノ一 星崎あいか17 Oct 2006Average
伊賀VS甲賀 くノ一戦勇記29 Jun 2007Excellent
くノ一戦勇記II30 Nov 2007Average
必殺!くノ一仕置忍法帖30 May 2008Excellent


Congratulation for the achievement of Kasakura! We look forward to appreciating much great works done by Kasakura in near future.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Rapid Attack

Many movies exaggerated the effect of Rapid Attack. It seems the symbol of smart military Strategists. In fact, only a rapid attack with comprehensive planning can bring brilliant success, otherwise any reckless attack is a disaster.


Successful Attack: One warrior terminated three female ninjas.


Failed Attack: Three Kunoichi were executed by the well-prepared defensive force.

The above pictures were enhanced from the original works (up, down) of 刃狂介 (Mr. Yaiba Kyousuke?) published in Gore Gore Mask and Midnight Ladies respectively.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Robbery

Nylon is well known as the best partner of thieves because of the following advantages:
1. Nylon can transform your face so that no one can recognize you.
2. Nylon can hold any piece of your bodies including hairs and dead skin so that no one can collect your DNA.
3. Nylon can keep your body temperature so that you feel cool in a hot environment while you feel warm in a cold environment.

Apparently the robbery is considered as the easiest job of female ninja. This is because the robber is at the active position while the security guard is at the passive position. Yet a Kunoichi robber should be also careful during mission.



The above Kunoichi was assigned to steal the secret but the defensive guard discovered her. After a series of serious fights, the Kunoichi was defeated and arrested. The Kunoichi was tied up and tortured. Finally she was drown to death.

As the saying goes, any failure is fatal!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Covert cops hit by leaks

As mentioned, any failure in spying is fatal. "A spate of data leaks has extended to undercover police operations, with the names of agents now believed to be available online." reported The Standard. I don't know why how the police force was so careless about their colleague lives. I am afraid that some female agents would be executed by trials in several coming weeks.

Please be seriously concerned with IT Security!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Any Failure

Any job of Kunoichi is dangerous and any failure is fatal, even though the job is as simply as monitoring or spying.



The original pictures (1,2) was created by ラストライダー (Mr. Last Rider?) in 2002 and published in Mr. MET's Midnight Ladies.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Story of Seven Heroes

Seven Samurai 七人の侍 by Akira Kurosawa 黒澤明 is known as the great Japanese movie and has affected the world eternally.

In DOS era, there is a PC game called Story of Seven Heroes 七英雄物語 with the same plot of Seven Samurai but different characters. One is a beautiful but poor female ninja called Shinobu シノブ.



Let's see how beautiful the Kunoichi was, how she was knocked out, how she was raped, how she died.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Kunoichi Army



Eight ninja beauties who wear black bodystockings and veils have formed the strongest army of Kunoichi. Could you challenge them?

Friday, May 23, 2008

Kunoichi Characters

あそこにゲームの女忍者キャラのリストがあります。ケージーさん、ありがとうございました。それは良かったですね:
キャラクター名ゲームタイトル
あきラジカルシークエンス
伊井 霞澄暴走!じゃすてぃす
乙女GONE~過ぎ去りし日々~
カエデガーディアン
神楽 しのぶ凶拳伝説クレイジーナックル2
かげろう48~図形の恋~
加藤 蔵羅美少女麻雀バトルロマンス
キリVMJAPAN
霧島 影美ぷろすちゅーでんとGood
見当 かなみ鬼畜王ランス
甲賀 ひかる赤城山埋蔵金伝説(YESHG)
紅蓮妖鬼討伐忍法帳
雑賀 京 戦国美少女絵巻空を斬る!
沙悟浄 蘭くのいち捕物帖
猿飛 加乃  戦国美少女絵巻空を斬る!
しのぶ七英雄物語
しのぶ鬼畜王ランス
白鷺いずみ戦国美少女絵巻空を斬る!
鈴鹿ハーフムーンにかわるまで
鈴夜闘神都市2
瀬切 綾佳ロフティフォーム
千羽 良子(紅)葵屋まっしぐら
ソミア・アルスタキャッスルファンタジア聖魔大戦
なつラジカルシークエンス
狭山 美紀ロフティフォーム
平松 八重ロフティフォーム
フレイア・イズン鬼畜王ランス
ほたるGONE~過ぎ去りし日々~
増田 千穂     V.G.,V.G.2
まふゆ  ラジカルシークエンス
御剣 一角(いづみ)とらいあんぐるハート
百地 こころ戦国美少女絵巻空を斬る!
ゆきGONE~過ぎ去りし日々~
妖鬼討伐忍法帳

以上のゲームの中で何で遊びましたか?楽しかったですか?ご意見やご感想や情報などはどうぞ言ってください。

Friday, May 16, 2008

Eight

I can not agree with the intelligence of webguys anymore.

UID:21193
=> 2x1x1+9-3
= 8


1610

=> 1+6+1+0

= 8



1234567890

abcdefghij


1234567890

klmnopqrst


123456

uvwxyz

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edison1610

5499541610


5+4+9+9+5+4+1+6+1+0=44

4+4=8


8-8-8
=> 8-8-2008
=> Beijing Olympics

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Kunoichi Magazine

Will you subscribe a magazine with a Kunoichi being a cover model?



Please vote for your favor of Lady Ninja:
1. Graduate
2. Model
3. Bride
4. Player

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Review of Three Semesters

The time goes by quickly. The 4th semester has started. Let me review the key point of each chapter taught in the previous three semesters.

1. Basic Form: ... am/is/are ...
2. Adjective
3. Have Form: There is/are ... in ...
4. Negative Form of Adjective and Number
5. Verb and Time
6. Past Tense of Verb, Day, Family
7. Negative Verb, Date, Give, Think Form: ... think that ...
8. Te Form and Give
9. Continuous Tense and Age

Thursday, May 01, 2008

International Worker's Day

Gickr.com: Kunoichi Showoff by Kunoichi Terminator
The Kunoichi is revealing her identity. The picture shows how she wears the red veil and the black bodystocking immediately to become a lady ninja.

A female ninja is a worker, isn't it? Happy International Workers' Day!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Monday, April 21, 2008

Photo taken in Bakumatsu

Bakumatsu, the period followed by Modernized Meiji Era, is the intersection between the ancient and the modern of Japan. It was the last stage of Samurai and Ninja. For example, The Last Kunoichi くノ一幕末奇譚 talked about that period.

The time never comes back, yet photos can keep the images of the time. Someone developed a program called 幕末古写真ジェネレーター to transform an inputted picture into the one with Bakumatsu style.

Here is an example:


It looks like very old newspaper, doesn't it?

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Cherry Blossom

April is the month of Spring. The Cherry blossoms everywhere in Japan. It is nice, isn't it?

A ninja is like a blossoming cherry. Bravo but instant. Falling cherry blossom never comes back. Let see how a ninja fought in WWII:

The Cockpit Part I
The Cockpit Part II
The Cockpit Part III

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Miss Hong Kong



Miss Hong Kong, Suki Chui, became a Kunoichi in Japan. She recently hosted a TV show introducing Japanese foods. Does a girl eating a lot of Japanese foods always become a Kunoichi? If true, no wonder why so many HK girls wear black stocking.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Suicide and the Internet

According to researchers from the universities of Bristol, Oxford and Manchester, people searching the Web for information about suicide are more likely to find sites that encourage the act rather than offering help and support.

The findings published in the April 12 issue of BMJ

In order to prevent from suicide atmosphere, I suggest to promote Ninja Spirit. A kunoichi is not allowed to commit suicide, whatever of difficulty and challenges she faces.

For example, even she was raped by men thousand times, she never gives up. She will be patient and wait until an opportunity comes and she can destroy the enemies.

There are some news in HK about suicides of teens. What a pity. They might have not committed suicide if they had studied Ninja Spirit.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Ninja Festival

伊賀上野NINJAフェスタ2008のお知らせ

Iga Ninja Festival 2008
Date: 1st April 2008 - 6th May 2008
Venue: Ueno Park, Iga City, Japan

Have fun!

Monday, April 07, 2008

Veil Formula

The Chinese Master defined the style of Female Assassins. They wear black veil and black suit. How mysterious they are.

Yet their stories seem the same, as if following a formula: Show, Fight and Lose, whenever it happened in the past, modern or contemporary.



There is a touching story of a female assassin, who was called Yumechou 夢蝶:



Any gentleman not touched by her word "I am willing to be killed by your sword."?

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Ayu

There is a ninja campaign in the Eve of every year. The campaign is between Ninja and Kunoichi. It is well known as Kōhaku Uta Gassen 紅白歌合戦.

Who is the best ninja? Certainly the one who can fight for eight years.


1999, the 50th


2000, the 51st


2001, the 52nd


2002, the 53rd


2003, the 54th


2004, the 55th


2005, the 56th


2006, the 57th


2007, the 58th

The forever Kunoichi is Ayumi Hamasaki 浜崎あゆみ.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Corruption

There is a series of games called Akudaikan 悪代官 in PS2. Unlike typical games of being a hero, you will act as an evil government officer in the game. Your enemies are heros of the just. You should any bad things such as corruption to fight against them. What a weired idea!

Official Website of Akudaikan 悪代官

Official Website of Akudaikan 2 悪代官2


The Female Ninja was tortured by Flatulence, then raped.

Official Website of Akudaikan 3 悪代官3


The Kunoichi was caught and tortured to surrender.

Execution: 木馬責め 石抱きの刑

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Fatal Weapon

The following is the notice posted in HK somewhere:

I should announce to the public that I have suffered from AIDS. I found this disease after I separated from a girl with whom I made love half years before separation. When I gave her a phone call to inform my disease, she replied me that she suffered from AIDS too and spread it to you on purpose.

Since she was poor, she made boy friends one by one and spread AIDS to them. She made love with them so that her boy friends would give her money. She got the money to purchase expensive medicine against AIDS.

She told me that my disease is incessant and cut the phone call. Although we separated, I gave her more than 50,000 dollars.

Be careful, she always appears in discos, bars and clubs to make boy friends. In order to prevent the public suffering such terrible disease, I should announce her information:

Name: Ka Ka
Height: 5'8"
Residence: Hin King Estate
Office: Sha Tin

AIDS is a disease more terrible than death!


Do you know her? If she were a female ninja in the ancient Japan, she would have obtained the fatal weapon against powerful lords.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Oriental Culture

Ninja always investigate the military information of the enemies as well as the allies. Similarly the American always urges the Chinese to be open even after China does a lot.

In the recent American report of China Military, the American criticizes the Chinese being mysterious according to Deng's slogan:

「冷靜觀察,站穩腳跟,沉著應付,韜光養晦,善於守拙,絕不當頭」

Its translation is "Observe calmly; secure our position; cope with affairs calmly; hide our capacities and bide our time; be good at maintaining a low profile; and never claim leadership."

Anyone who knows Chinese literature well will laugh at the translation.

The Hollywood appreciated Tom Cruises' "The Last Samurai" because they do not understand the Japanese culture. I think it would be similarly attractive to produce "The Last Scholar" next time.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Behind the Great Premier

Today is the 110th birthday ceremony of Zhou Enlai 周恩來, so-called the Great Premier of the People's Republic of China. He earned the reputation because of his gentle manner, ability of recovering economy from Mao's campaign, intelligence shown in diplomacy, protecting some people from Culture Revolution and so on.

He was a good man, however, he could be very cruel in fact.

A Communist Party's senior member of Gu Shun Zhang 顧順章 betrayed the party in 30s. His family members also collected the top secret of the party and were willing to follow Mr. Gu.

Since the secret was definitely about the survival of the party, Mr. Zhou led a group of communists to execute Gu's family, including his wife, sister-in-law and aunt.

Would they become Female Ninja to fight against them? I don't know. The fact was that all family members, except a 5-year-old girl, were killed by Zhou's people.

Should a great man be cruel? or should only a cruel man be great?

Friday, February 29, 2008

Natsumi Step

Please play the following video first:


(For better quality, please go to here.)

Happy? Pretty? Lovely? Relax?

Well... is there something strange within the video?

Before decrypting the video, please go to here first. When the video shows "End", please right click the animation and click "Play". Then you will know the secret.

Please watch the above video again, watch out some little signs within the video and think about the whole story.

...
...
...

Ok or not, here is the answer:

The girl was called Natsumi Andoh. One day her boyfriend asked for separation. She was very sad and killed her boyfriend by a steel lever.

At 11:36pm, 20th July, she stepped out on a train platform and committed suicide. Then her spirit went to a happy garden as shown in the beginning of the video. There was a sign looking like Death in Chinese character. This meant the garden was for dead people only.

In the middle of the video, the train came back and picked her up again. There was two signs at that moment. One was Ten59 and another is Gi59. When reading them in Japanese, the meaning were Heaven and Hell respectively. Since she involved in murdering and her death was caused by suicide, she was assigned to the Hell.

At the end, she was happy because of playing in the happy garden. She threw her boyfriend's gift to the sea and relaxed from the separation sadness. However, because of her sin, she was sent to the hell. She would suffer from eternal pain in the hell. This is her only destiny.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Fiction: 投銀殺意 III - 畢業晚宴

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation.

Part I
Part II

雖然貴為合夥人, 但是工作量只會有增無減. 合夥人之上還有更高級的合夥人. 一天, 我收到一件苦差, 便是收拾瑪麗與雲妮的遺物. 前者是背叛者, 後者是失敗者, 都是經我之手解決. 在這個金錢掛帥的世界, 刀光劍影, 風聲血雨, 經歷了不少, 但是她倆的殘影還在我的心頭蕩漾. 畢竟, 我今天的地位是她倆的血肉堆砌築成的.

"新發現!" 羅拔驚訝道. "原來她倆是大學同學."

羅拔把一幅相片交給我看, 那是一幅她倆的合照.



"這兒還有雲妮的手稿, 題為畢業晚宴... 內容似乎關於她倆畢業前的一個晚上... 呼... 鳴... 好像很精采, 讓我讀出來吧..."

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我和瑪麗是商學院的高材生,近日一同獲聘於一間外資投資銀行.院長為了替我倆慶祝,特意在大學裡的西餐廳舉行一個私人晚宴.我倆當然隆重其事,於是都穿了見工的黑色套裝裙,黑色亮麗的絲襪褲和黑色高跟鞋,還繫了絲巾在頸上哩.

當晚與教授談笑風生,還喝了點紅酒.不久,醉意正濃,不勝酒力,我倆便伏在餐桌上了.這個時候,有一群人走了進來,有些白人,有些黑人,他們都是外國人.首先有兩個走上前來,分別把我和瑪麗壓在餐上.其中一個抓著我雙手,然後便在我的耳邊瘋狂地吻和歃.我全身有氣無力,軟軟弱弱的.被人這般侮辱,既不能反抗,只能不停地呻吟.啊...啊...你們是什麼人?啊...啊...救命...教授...救命...

怎料教授說:現在不過是進入投資界前的實習,努力吧.他的身影慢慢地在人群中消失了.

另一邊廂,瑪麗卻像一點也不害怕,而且當自己被一個黑人瘋吻的時候很主動地幫另一個白人手淫.Oh... very well, yes, here, there. Oh my god... fine. yours is so big, yours is very big too. Naughty, put my shoes off, yes... what're you doing? where's your pen? fuck my leg... yes, nylon girl am I, naughty girl am I. No... no... please... kill me!瑪麗的英語真是一流,我真是要多多學習.

壓在我身上的人的黑人抓著我的乳頭,不停地搓,不停地搓.為了爭取主動,我提高我的左腿,用腿側搔他的臀部.這一招果然湊效,他雙手抓著我的左腿不放,並拉到他的臉頰摩擦.怪不得女性成年要穿黑色絲襪,絲襪便是我們的武器.

當我看著瑪麗的雙腿被三四個外國人搔癢著,突然有一個白人推開搔癢著我的黑人.那個白人粗暴地把我翻轉,把伏在桌上,然後狠狠抓著我的頭髮,另一隻手在我的下體外的絲襪插穿一個孔來,再把他的陽具插了進來.好痛!好痛!好痛...啊!他一邊插,一邊抓著我的頭髮,更一邊打拍的的臀部,好像在騎馬一般.我不停大叫,不停掙扎,但也無補於事.

我很不容易伸出一隻手,握著瑪麗的手.我問瑪麗:啊...我們是否錯了?她反而要我成熟,要學習如何滿足容人需要,完成交易.我覺悟了...啊...操!狂操!不停操!啊...啊...啊...當我被那個白人操,其它人便撫摸我的絲襪腿.穿著絲襪不但吸引,被操的時候感覺也很好.啊...操死我...啊...操死我...

這個時候,瑪麗被人抱到牆邊,提高一條腿,便人站著來操.我則繼續被人當馬騎著,邊拍邊操.啊...很快...啊...太厲害...操-死-我!接著,還有人在我前面插進陽具,要我為他口交呀!嗚...嗚...嗚...

那群外國人一邊輪姦我們,一邊說什麼a hundred per minutes, a hundred and fifty per minutes,然後便以飆車的速度操死我們了.我被人用陽具塞著口,只能發出嗚嗚聲響.瑪麗卻可以盡情呻吟,啊...啊...啊...原來瑪麗也被操得說不出一隻字了.

當我倆被人輪姦後,瑪麗依著牆身坐著,而我則伏在餐桌上,像要等候行刑般.突然,有三個人走進來,原來是我們入職銀行的高層.我見狀,馬上用黑色絲巾蒙面,走上他們面前蹲下,說:女忍者雲妮參見主人,請問主人要讓哪公司把我們輪姦?

高層人員著我倆換了破爛的絲襪.噢,他們給我倆的絲襪褲很柔軟,很光滑,大概是高級品牌吧,我不禁在穿著之前把它在臉上依偎一下.他們說為我倆進行畢業洗禮.首先有人用麻繩把我反手綑綁,然後把一隻黑色絲襪套在我的頭兒裡去.那個人一隻手伸手抱著我的腰間,另一隻手便撫摸著我的絲襪腿,與此同時,在我的耳邊隔著絲襪輕吻,並著跟他諗誓詞:我李雲妮,今天立誓,忠於組織,永不反侮,淫辱輪姦,至死不渝.另一邊廂,瑪麗也用流利的英語把誓詞諗完了.

我諗完誓詞後,他一邊撫摸我大腿內側,一邊把我抱到游泳池邊,蹼通一聲,我倆便跌到水裡去”洗禮”了.當我從水中浮上水面,發覺套頭的絲襪已經吸盡池水,令我開始透不過氣來.這個時候,他把我推到池邊,提高我的雙腿,然後我浮在水中被他的陽具狂插著.嗚...嗚...嗚...這一晚被人強姦了多麼次,應該沒有什麼感覺,但是套在濕透的絲襪裡,那種窒息的感覺加強高潮的程度.啊...啊...啊...浮在水中被插,感覺很自由,爽極了.

後來,他抓著我的雙腿,把我整個人上下倒轉,使我的頭插進水裡去,只有一雙腿露出水面.救命...啊...救命...在水裡喊沒有回應,套著絲襪更加難以呼吸.我雙腿不停地掙扎,他卻嘗試抓緊我的雙腿,並用他的陽具插緊我的下體.然後他一邊狠狠地插,一邊脫了我的一隻鞋,再在我的腳底搔癢.這個時候我瘋了,啊...救命...啊...嗚...嗚...我掙扎得水花四濺.可能瑪麗的對手看在眼裡,因爭勝心態,更拼命操瑪麗,把池水弄得更為波動.我的對手於是更加把勁,操得我...操死我...不...啊...不...救命...不...鳴...終於他把我從水中抽上來,但我已經被操得有氣沒力了.他一邊操著我,一邊把我推到池的另一邊,再有其它人把我拉上岸.

他們脫了套在我頭的絲襪後,我看清楚我和瑪麗都渾身濕透.在濕透的襯衣裡,可以清清楚楚看到內裡的胸圍.幹嘛?瑪麗竟然沒穿胸圍?我倆美少女把內衣展露人前,那群人當然不會放過我們了.有兩個人一馬當先壓在我倆身上,抓著我倆的絲襪腿,再把陽具插入來.

他一邊狂操,一邊地問:妳幹嘛穿黑色絲襪?我答:因為專業.幹嘛穿黑色絲襪?因為正經.幹嘛穿黑色絲襪?啊...因為我...喜歡.幹嘛穿黑色絲襪?嗚...嗚...因為我...喜歡穿黑色絲襪.幹嘛穿黑色絲襪?啊...喜歡穿著黑色絲襪被人強姦.幹嘛穿黑色絲襪?啊...被人強姦到...死.幹嘛穿黑色絲襪?要被人輪姦到死...姦死我...姦死我...不...不...我不能...救命啊!

完事後,其它人再次把我倆抓到池裡去.瑪麗依著池邊,左腳被人提起來操.我則雙手抓著池邊,被人從後面來操.穿著濕透的絲襪,啊...啊...就是要被人操...被人操...啊...啊...

他們完事後,把我倆拖回上岸,脫光我倆的衣服並弄乾,再給我倆穿上,黑色絲襪褲又是全新的.當我們穿好衣服,並用黑色面紗蒙面,我倆蹲在高層人員面前,接受下一輪任務.下一輪任務是在不作聲,不露體和不接觸的情況下,以最短時間引發十位評判陽具勃起.

首先我站在十位評判面前,禮貌上鞠躬,然後彎了腰,輕輕撫摸自己的高跟鞋.慢慢,我撫摸自己的小腿.在柔弱的光線下,一絲銀光劃在我的黑色絲襪褲上.這個時候已經有幾位勃起了.後來我便撫摸自己的大腿,抓一抓自己的絲襪,但是還是有幾個沒有反應.於是,我便躺在地上,然後垂直提高腿,再作輕微踏自行車的動作,絲襪拉張,顏色深淺相襯誘人,絲襪和絲襪間擦拭,連我自己差點不禁呻吟起來.終於他們全部都勃起了.

然後是輪到瑪麗的測試.她走到十位評判面前,二話不說,做出很辛苦的表情,彎著腰掩著自己肚子,好像被人毆打般.然後自己躍起騰空翻身摔在地上.她伏在地上,作出垂死的表情,手和腿都在抽搐著.跟我剛才一樣,絲襪拉張,顏色深淺相襯誘人,絲襪和絲襪間擦拭.結果,那十個人很快便全部都勃起了.

我倆很容易通過了這個測試.之後,他們著我倆走到兩架機器面前.他們用機器的棒子從我倆身後插進下體去,然後用鎖扣鎖緊我倆雙腳,好讓我倆不能逃走.我倆面前各自有一台電腦,顯示器顯示一列的數學選擇題.我倆要把那一百二十條選擇題答好,如果不能答對一條,便不能跳到下一條.與此同時,那條棒子會在我倆下體出出入入,時間越久,速度越快,直至把所有問題答對為止.

當人員解釋完畢,機器便啟動.開始時,棒子的動作很慢,我倆也很從容答那些數學題.當我答到第三十條,那個棒子便快動起來了.啊...我下體有些流了出來.啊...啊...我嘗試忍著痛楚和興奮繼續答問題.可是,當我答到第六十條,我已經很困難去答問題了.啊...啊...好快...好勁...好...啊...不...不...不要...啊...再快...啊...

在我身旁的瑪麗說:為什麼答完,那個棒子還在動,而且動得越來越快?原來要我倆一同完成才會停止.不行了...啊...我倆雙腿不停地掙扎,在鎖扣上掙扎,絲襪拉張,顏色深淺相襯誘人,絲襪和絲襪間擦拭.救命...啊...不...操死我...啊...操...快...啊...啊...停...不要...救命.我勉強看見瑪麗被插得不由自主,好像要精神崩潰.第九十條了...啊...好...來...插死我...啊...啊...不...好...我不行...啊...終於把所有問題答完了.

工作人員解開鎖扣,我倆自然地倒在地上.我倆張大雙眼,面無表情,好像已經累死了.他們把我倆張開雙腿,掛在樹上.我倆下體流出香液,引來兩條大蟒蛇.它的舌頭...啊...在下體搔癢,蛇身把我身體綑綁緊,像要把一件獵物綑至窒息.啊...啊...我不行...啊...

當教授進入課室, 他介紹跟他進來的女士. 她是我們的學姐, 在投資銀行工作了兩年. 那天她穿著非常整齊的黑色套裝裙, 閃亮的黑色絲襪, 與一對光滑的黑高跟. 她被邀請到來示範見客的技巧.

學姐開始拿著一份財務計劃書, 對著一位扮演客人的另一位嘉賓, 口若懸河地講解, 講得連客人都昏昏欲睡. 在這個時候, 她輕輕撫摸自己腳眼位置的黑絲, 令到客人不其然凝視她的黑色絲襪美腿. 然後她慢慢沿著腿部曲線撫摸, 慢慢摸到自己的大腿處. 當那個客人凝視她的大腿, 她便抓著客人的手, 撫摸她自己大腿內側. 那個客人撫摸得不亦樂乎, 慢慢摸入緊身裙子裡去.

學姐順勢依偎到客人肩上, 在他的耳邊喃喃細語. 客人則把舌頭申入她的耳朵裡去, 學姐被㖭得雙腿不停抖震. 絲襪和絲襪之間擦拭著, 發出吱吱的聲音, 似乎真得震得很厲害. 在這個時候, 客人㖭得學姐抖震如小貓般, 學姐則靜靜地把一支鋼筆放在客人都手上.

客人的另一隻手抓著學姐的腋下, 單手托起她. 兩人同時站起, 客人把學姐推到牆角. 客人一隻手抓著她的大腿, 不停地撫摸, 不捨得放手; 另一隻則抓著鋼筆, 二話不說地插入她的私處. 雖然學姐好像痛得五馬分屍, 但是忍著默不作聲. 不久, 她的私處被插得有些液汁流了出來.

後來, 學姐好像斷氣般伏在桌子上, 桌上有一份打開了的合約. 客人走過去, 在合約上簽了字, 然後要學姐咬著那支鋼筆. 跟著他脫下西褲, 把陽具從她身後插入她的私處裡. 咬著鋼筆的學姐只能發出嗚嗚的悲鳴. 客人一邊插, 一邊把她反手用塑膠帶索緊. 客人不停地插, 不停地推, 推得越來越快, 最後一次用力插進去, 令學姐發出吱一聲的高音. 客人把陽具拔出來, 帶些白色液體.

看來好像已經完事, 可是客人不但沒有鬆開她的塑膠帶, 而且把一條尼龍索, 穿過天花上的滑輪, 然後圍著師姐的頸項, 再結成一個圈. 他用力拉下尼龍索, 把學姐吊到半空中. 這樣做不會吊死她嗎? 各位同學都看得目定口呆. 學姐垂著頭, 依然咬著鋼筆, 但穿著黑色絲襪的雙腿則不停地抽搐. 不久, 她的雙腿抽得越來越微弱. 突然客人放手, 砰一聲, 學姐從半空中跌到地上, 吐出口中的鋼筆.

跌到地上的學姐好像恢復了知覺, 在地上抽搐, 並發出綿綿不斷的呻吟聲, 激起男性的淫慾. 客人走到地上, 一邊再把陽具插進她的私處, 一邊瘋狂地撕破她的外套和襯衣. 插呀... 插呀... 用力一推, 學姐引頸長喊, 客人便累得昏在地上. 學姐的上衣破爛不堪, 而黑色絲襪則還算完整, 她就是這樣在地上打滾著, 直至再次呻吟一聲, 並以地上的液體作潤滑劑把塑膠帶解開.

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當羅拔好像很享受地朗讀那篇手稿的時候, 他頓然停了下來. 我明白的, 因為他畢業的時候, 正正親手了結他最心受的人, 才進入這個紙醉金迷的地獄. 雖然我貴為上司, 但是同情心還在, 我著他處理其它較重要的文件.

我接過那份手稿, 是什麼也不再重要, 畢竟是他人的私隱. 我輕輕的撕掉, 悄悄地燒掉, 不帶走一點痕跡.

然而, 地獄的靈魂什麼時候才會覺醒? 變了蟹民還夢想會一朝發達, 揭破他人私隱還窮追猛打, 為何不瀟灑走一回?

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Sumarai Spirit



~ Beginning Dialog ~

Soldier: Report. The enemy is going to attack us!

Soldiers: My lord, please decide action immediately.

Sumarai: The destiny depends on the god.
Armors are worn on body only, while success relies on foot.
Struggling to fight against enemies is common for warriors.
If you think of fighting to death, then you will not die;
otherwise you will be finally killed.
Betraying me equals betraying the god.
My fellow warriors, let us FIGHT!


Original: 春日山壁書

運は天にあり。鎧は胸にあり。手柄は足にあり。 
何時も敵を掌にして合戦すべし。疵つくことなし。
死なんと戦えば生き、生きんと戦えば必ず死するものなり。
家を出ずるより帰らじと思えばまた帰る。
帰ると思えば、ぜひ帰らぬものなり。不定とのみ思うに違わずといえば、
武士たる道は不定と思うべからず。必ず一定と思うべし。

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Kunoichi Everywhere



There is probably a female ninja beside you! =.=

Monday, February 18, 2008

Simple Stories

Someone think that simply listing pictures is meaningless. Therefore some description is necessary. For customer satisfaction, here you are:



Friday, February 15, 2008

Happy Chinese New Year


Happy Chinese New Year
恭喜發財
あけましておめでとうございます

Yes, if you have read this article, you should have known them.

Here is the story of Kunoichi Master クノイチマスター


Here is the story of Masuda Chiho 増田千穂

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Statement Interpretation

The main character of the recent Hong Kong Sex Photo Scandal showed his apology video clip yesterday. Typical people only focused on his hair style, his dressing, his English tone and his outlook. Yet only Kunoichi are able to interpret the content of the statement by Linguistic Ninjutsu.



    Edison Chen's Statement on 4th Feb 2008


    I've decided to break my silence today and make this statement to the media and to all people involved in this strange ordeal. Recent documents being posted online have been intentionally hurtful and malicious not only to the victims but to our whole community.

    I have already handed matters over to the police and have been assisting them with this case from the first day onwards. Due to ongoing investigations, I am unable to comment any further upon this case.

    The lives of many innocent people have been affected by this malicious and criminal conduct, and in this regard I am filled with pain, hurt and frustration.

    I hereby use this opportunity to apologize to anyone who has been affected by this strange, strange ordeal.

    I now call upon everyone to help and assist the victims of this case. If you have ever downloaded any of these images, please do not forward them to anyone. Please do not send them to anyone. If you are still in possession of these images, I urge you to please destroy them immediately. Let's help the wounded heal their wounds. I urge you to help the victims and not make anything worse.

Kunoichi Interpretation


1. "ordeal" is a legal English. It means a difficult or painful experience.
2. "community" is a more formal term than "the public" or "the society"
3. "I have already handed matters over to the police ..." means no further comment onward.
4. "... have been affected ..." Using passive voice in his statement shows that his saying is objective rather sensational.
5. "hereby" is a legal term used in a legal document.
6. "call upon" and "possession of " are very formal English.

Conclusion: The statement sounds like a legal letter rather than a personal apology.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Why Nylon

Japan is a northern country. It is very cold in winter. In the ancient Japan, spies or ninja had to wear some very cold place to sniff confidential information. If their clothes were too thick, they had been easily discovered by enemies. If thin normal clothes, they were freeze by the extreme weather.

Experts pointed out that none of material could keep warm better than the air could. Thinker clothes you wear, thinker air layer you keep. Therefore you feel warm when you wear think clothes.

Alternatively, the nylon is material very thin but very effective to trap the air. The trapped air becomes an effective thermoisolator to keep heat under the nylon. If the nylon is black, the black color can absorb the heat radiation. Therefore black stocking can keep warm.

Thanks Wallace Carothers at DuPont for inventing the nylon, Kunoichi can wear black bodystocking to commit missions and Office Ladies can wear skirt with black stocking in freezing offices.

Thanks the fashion designer, black stocking is no longer the patent of women. Ladies and girls can enjoy it too. They can wear black stocking with white sport shoes.

The winter of this year is very cold, both Canada and China suffer from snow storm, so black Stocking is best sold again.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Uncyclopedia

Have you ever heard of Uncyclopedia?

Counterpart of Wikipedia? Yes, similarly. It's an encyclopedia of Kuso contents. You'll find nonsense definitions of common words there.

Here is an uncylopediarized definition of Female Ninja:

雖然現在大部份忍者已經被淘汰,但是女忍者還受到毒男上司所器重,成為現今社會一股恐怖力量。現今的社會以金融商業主導,女忍者依然保存穿著黑色襪褲的傳統,縱橫各大金融中心的寫字樓,為一向以男人主導的財務世界帶來前所未有的衝擊。她們經常使用的忍術,稱為五行循術,包括:

* 色誘之術(金)

這是女忍者基本的技巧無論是中學畢業或是博士畢業,女忍者總是以萌的姿態面對客人、同事和上司,令他們在她們面前手足無惜。而且經常穿著極短的套裝裙,露出整整被黑絲包裹的大腿;但是當他人望著她們的大腿,她們便喝斥他們是色鬼。

* 隱身之術(木)

當遇上麻煩的時候或者緊急關頭,女忍者便神龍見首不見尾。當工作完成,她們便自自然然地出現,並把所有功勞獨攬。例如她們會扮成辦公室的植物,令同事和上司不視而過。

* 情報之術(水)

她們會拿著杯子,走進休息室或茶水間,借休息為名,偷聽別人談話或與其它女忍者交換情報。技巧高的女忍者更利用心靈感應互相溝通,絕不泄露半點秘密。

* 氣功之術(火)

女忍者常常先聲奪人,一是高跟鞋踏地聲,一是無理取鬧聲,以聲氣之術壓制對手。然而,一輪聲氣發功,可能最後不是離題,便是欠缺邏輯。最後圓場一句:只是溝通問題/觀點與角度/你的表達能力有待改善/你的理解能力還停留幼稚園程度。

* 假面之術(土)

每天把厚厚的粉底舖到自己的臉上,上班前與下班後是兩張不同的嘴臉,甚至年事高者尋訪神醫換臉皮。

日本人稱狗為八(Hachi),因此作為忠心於毒男上司的女忍者,另一名稱為八婆。

Monday, January 28, 2008

Investment By One Million Bucks

Kunoichi is a loyal tool to commit a mission. If you can leverage her in a financial market, you will gain significantly.


Be ready to fight in the stock market of Dead Or Alive.

There is a blog with the exclusive advices of Stock Market. The blog is called Investment By One Million Bucks.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Fight Until We Die

Even if a female ninja is in an extremely poor situation, no surrender or suicide is allowed. She can only fight until death. No choice else.

女忍者 風 無残

It is easy to die but brave to work till the last. Kunoichi is brave, even braver than a man, isn't she?

Monday, January 21, 2008

Infernal Affairs

The phone rang.

"Thanks Thai." Sum said.
"That's good." Thai said. "Let us finish Ngai's family, ok?"
"Thai..." Sum said. "Please don't do too much."
"When you met me in the Thailand, it was lucky to save your life." Thai said. "That bullet did not shoot at you, then our partnership has been established for sake of our destiny. We must do in such way."

Sum hanged up the phone. Finally, the whole Ngai's family, including an elder woman, a lady and a baby girl , were all executed.

This is the way Assassins go.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Elementary Class Day 51-54

A new season 季節(きせつ) of training has started again. The first day is the result announcement of the last examination. Very bad. We have to strike this semester. Make a goal 目標(もくひょう)and reach it little by little ちょっとずつ.

先生:くノ一の術を教え(おしえ)ます
生徒:授業(じゅぎょう)を受け(うけ)に来ます

Unlike Chinese, Ninja celebrate their New Year according to the solar calender. Ninja only give Lucky Money お年玉(としだま)to very closed relatives, not general relatives or friends. The senior 先輩(せんぱい) gives the junior 後輩(こうはい). Ninja exchange ninja greeting cards for New Year 年賀状(ねんがじょう).

Ninja do similarly in the Summer (around the end of August). It is called Summer Greeting 暑中見舞(しょちゅうみまい).

くノ一は朝何をしましたか?
食パンに敵の汗(あせ)を塗ります。
趣味は何ですか?
殺の琴を弾く事です。

Friday, January 11, 2008

Terrible Death

Some people are easy to say death. It sounds as easy as going to sleep. In fact, they would no longer think so once they have seen the real death.

Kunoichi Case: 1 2
The female ninja, who wore black stocking, was killed in the failed mission. Her nylon was torn apart and everywhere nearby was full of blood.

Get the job well done. Respect for life!

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Dressing Code

Bodystocking is well-known as the essential dressing code of Kunoichi. It's comfortable, looks beautiful but difficult to dress.


The ninja blonde demonstrates the full sheer bodystocking.

What's more:

  • Female Ninja dances

  • Ninja Girl shows

  • Lady Ninja plays the magic