Elementary Class Day 39-44

Have you ever heard a ninja spelling in TV? Here is the spelling from the government TV program:

僕は青い空が大好きです。

It was said by a child, who likes to say 後で when his mother asked him to do homework. Moreover, his mother will ask him to sleep exactly at 9 o'clock 九時丁度(ちょうど)or ジャスト. Unfortunately, mostly 大抵(たいてい)he does not do so. To be continued まだ後で, his mother will utilize ninja martial art...

Being a ninja, he should be trained well everytime. For example, he should go to school on foot 歩(ある)いて学校へ行きます/徒歩(とぼ)で学校へ行きます。If a female ninja fakes as a worker 社員(しゃいん), she should wear black suit, black stocking and keeps eyes on those underline 下線(かせん)and a parenthesis 括弧(かっこ)。She should create 作る(つくる)reports always 時々(ときどき), every time 次々(つぎつぎ), every day 日々(ひび).

In order to get information from more people, a Kunoichi may fake as a marriage consultant 結婚(けっこん)コンサルタント. Therefore, she can collect people's education 学歴(がくれき)and tour 旅行(りょこう)history. Then she can know a good man 男前(おとこまえ), certainly not an electroni freak 秋葉系(アキバケー)from 秋葉原(あきはばら).

Here are the name list of good men, written on paper from a killed Kunoichi's body:
岩本(いわもと)
杉田(すぎた)
河内(かわうち)
田代(たしろ)
岸田(きしだ)

Being a ninja, she should know clearly about the geography 地理(ちり)of Tokyo. For example, Tokyo Dome 東京ドーム is a landmark. It is a building like a pineapple-shaped bread メロンパン. The following items should also be remembered:

23区(く)
港区(みなとく)
JR山手線(やまのてせん)
中央線(ちゅうおうせん)
丸ノ内線(まるのうちせん)
私鉄(してつ)
国鉄(こくてつ)
阪急(はんきゅう)
阪神(はんしん)
陸上(りくじょう)
野球部(やきゅうぶ)
ソフト
Jリーグ

Comments

宇宙人 said…
つぎ, つぎ also mean "next, next" ??
I got your meaning. Yes, it is similar to that in Cantonese, e.g. 次次都係咁. Yet "next, next" doesn't sound like English.

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