Monday, November 26, 2007

Hero vs Kunoichi

When a Hero makes a mistake, he says, "I WAS WRONG"
When a Kunoichi makes a mistake, she says, "IT WASN'T MY FAULT."

A Hero works harder than a Kunoichi and has more time;
A Kunoichi is always "TOO BUSY" to do what is necessary.

A Hero goes through a problem;
A Kunoichi goes around it, and never gets pass it.

A Hero makes commitments;
A Kunoichi makes promises.

A Hero says, "I'M GOOD, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS I OUGHT TO BE";
A Kunoichi says, "I'M NOT AS BAD AS A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE."

A Hero respects those who are superior to him and tries to learn something from them;
A Kunoichi resents those who are superior to her and tries to find chinks in their armour.

A Hero feels responsible for more than his job;
A Kunoichi says, "I ONLY WORK HERE."

A Hero says, "THERE OUGHT TO BE A BETTER WAY TO DO IT";
A Kunoichi says, "THAT'S THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS BEEN DONE HERE"

THEREFORE,

A Hero wins while a Kunoichi loses;
A Hero survives while a Kunoichi dies.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS... CHOOSE TO BE A HERO!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Elementary Class Day 45-50

Have you ever visited Japan? Be careful, there are various ninja. Some are good, some are bad.

The scenery 景色(けしき)風景(ふうけい)is beautiful. We are assigned to form a group 一組(ひとくみ)to visit the beautiful nation.

We will stay 泊まる(とまる) at hotel, rather than live in 住む(すむ), in Shinagawa 品川. We cannot be sleep more 寝坊(ねぼう)する because there will be a list of places we will visit:

霞(かすみ)ヶ関(せき)
国会議事堂(こっかいぎじどう)
成田(なりた)空港(くうこう)
羽田(はねだ)
築地市場(つきじいちば)
六本木(ろっぽんき)
国立美術館(こくりつびじゅつかん)
日比谷(ひびや)

After we visit, we will bought some souvenir お土産(おみやげ) and some electronic products 電子製品(でんしせいひん). We visited 魚や(うおや)too.

As a result, we ate a lot, such as carrot 人参, radish 大根(だいこん), Tsukemono 漬物, ginger 生姜(しょうが), etc. We were full お腹(なか)がいっぽい, not hungry 空(す)いた. You know we are not leaves, we cannot do photosynthesis 光合成(こうごうせい).

Being a successful Kunoichi, she should always visit a Beauty Shop 美容院(びよういん). When Kunoichi visited a Beauty Shop, Ninja became a pedestrian 通行人(つうこうにん). You know?

We also saw Big Letter 大文字(だいもんじ), not Capital Letter 大文字(おおもじ), in Mt. Fuji. Some ninja couples held wedding there. 結婚式(けっこんしき)を挙げる

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Treatment Against Kunoichi

How will you treat a female ninja?


Tear her clothes apart?


or treat her body apart?

Friday, November 16, 2007

Assassin Preparation II

An assassin dressed black stocking in the previous article. This time another assassin prepared her mission by wearing black veil.



Unfortunately, in order to save her partner in the final mission, she sacrificed herself to be killed.


We should respect her because of her teamwork spirit. Teamwork is highly emphasized in the ninja society.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Z Flag

皇国ノ興廃コノ一戦ニアリ、各員一層奮励努力セヨ
England expects that every man will do his duty

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Assassin Preparation

Before a female assassin executes a mission, she will dress black stocking and black undersuit. After so, she can dress any over-wear else to fake various roles.

This female assassin put on black nylon and black underwear, then faked as a nurse to hack confidential information. She was successful to capture the information and to kill two policemen. Unfortunately she was shot to death by the last policeman.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Elementary Class Day 39-44

Have you ever heard a ninja spelling in TV? Here is the spelling from the government TV program:

僕は青い空が大好きです。

It was said by a child, who likes to say 後で when his mother asked him to do homework. Moreover, his mother will ask him to sleep exactly at 9 o'clock 九時丁度(ちょうど)or ジャスト. Unfortunately, mostly 大抵(たいてい)he does not do so. To be continued まだ後で, his mother will utilize ninja martial art...

Being a ninja, he should be trained well everytime. For example, he should go to school on foot 歩(ある)いて学校へ行きます/徒歩(とぼ)で学校へ行きます。If a female ninja fakes as a worker 社員(しゃいん), she should wear black suit, black stocking and keeps eyes on those underline 下線(かせん)and a parenthesis 括弧(かっこ)。She should create 作る(つくる)reports always 時々(ときどき), every time 次々(つぎつぎ), every day 日々(ひび).

In order to get information from more people, a Kunoichi may fake as a marriage consultant 結婚(けっこん)コンサルタント. Therefore, she can collect people's education 学歴(がくれき)and tour 旅行(りょこう)history. Then she can know a good man 男前(おとこまえ), certainly not an electroni freak 秋葉系(アキバケー)from 秋葉原(あきはばら).

Here are the name list of good men, written on paper from a killed Kunoichi's body:
岩本(いわもと)
杉田(すぎた)
河内(かわうち)
田代(たしろ)
岸田(きしだ)

Being a ninja, she should know clearly about the geography 地理(ちり)of Tokyo. For example, Tokyo Dome 東京ドーム is a landmark. It is a building like a pineapple-shaped bread メロンパン. The following items should also be remembered:

23区(く)
港区(みなとく)
JR山手線(やまのてせん)
中央線(ちゅうおうせん)
丸ノ内線(まるのうちせん)
私鉄(してつ)
国鉄(こくてつ)
阪急(はんきゅう)
阪神(はんしん)
陸上(りくじょう)
野球部(やきゅうぶ)
ソフト
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