Monday, July 30, 2007

Love to Devil

Private love is forbidden for ninja because it will reduce her mental quality.

In the story Eye of Ashura Castle 阿修羅城の瞳, when the Kunoichi (by Miyazawa Rie 宮沢りえ) fell in love, she would become the king of devils and destruct the human world.


(12:30) A kunoichi was uncovered by a man, then she fell in love with him.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Cyber Inner Palace

Oooku 大奥 or Inner Palace is the forbidden area, which only women of Shogun 将軍 were allowed. Because of the strict rule, Inner Palace had been a very mysterious place.

Thanking the advanced Information Technology, a cyber Inner Palace can be created. You can explore such mysterious area through a computer. This is the initial idea of the movie called Cyber Inner Palace 電脳大奥.


Kunoichi vs Samurai

Be careful, the area is guarded by female ninja. Rise your sword and finish her.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Most Beautiful Lady


Salina is the most beautiful lady I have ever met.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Trading Card

Stock indexes rocket to the latest peak around the world. Hong Kong people are crazy about stock. They have been trained well as trading machines since they were children.

Hong Kong children in 90s were crazy about trading card. They bought them by one dollar and sold them with premium.


Do they remind some memory of your childhood? In 90s, Chun Li was the hottest idol of boys. She was the strongest woman in the world, yet they imagined how they could destroy the heroine wearing black stocking.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Elementary Class Day 20-22

From now on これから, we have to be hardworking because the test of Chapter 3 and 期末試験(きまつしけん)the exam of the first semester are coming. Spell: 頑張って!

何(なん)ですか。
何(なに)がありますか。

Why do ninja use two different codes to represent one kanji? This is called 音便(おんびん).

Three new things to know:
箱(はこ) Box
金魚(きんぎょ) Goldfish
薬屋(くすりや)/薬局(やっきょく) Pharmacy

In Chapter 3, we learn directions.
上(うえ) Above
下(した) Below
左(ひだり) Left
右(みぎ) Right
前(まえ) Front
後ろ(うしろ) Back
間(あいだ) Between
そば Nearby
隣(となり) Next
近く(ちかく) Vicinity
横(よこ) Side

Don't get lost.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Secret Weapon II

A Ninja has various secret weapons. The last article introduced Shuriken. Shuriken is not only portable but also able to absorb toxic fluids. When her enemies get hurt by her Shuriken, the wound will be also fatal.


A Kunoichi was making toxic Shurikens.

Similar to the Pacific War of WWII, Air Supremacy is critical for ninja actions. If a ninja can fly, she can overcome many defensive equipments. Planes and helicopters are common in the massive modern battles, but they are too noisy and bulky for ninja. What flying machine else? KITE!


A Kunoichi assassinated her enemy from a kite.

You may think that a kite is just a toy. However, a kite was invented for battles 2000 years ago in China.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Elementary Class Day 19

Sensei got fever 風邪(かぜ)を引(ひ)く. Take care お大事(だいじ)に, Sensei.

This lesson run very fast. For ninja, time is life. Our action should be quick. We learnt how to identity existence and number of targets, such as resources and enemies.

名詞A に 形容詞B 名詞C が います。
There is adjective B noun C (animal or people) in noun A.

名詞A に 形容詞B 名詞C が あります。
There is adjective B noun C (plant or non living item) in noun A.

For example,

部屋に可愛いくノ一がいます。
There is a lovely female ninja in the room.

部屋に可愛いくノ一があります。
There is a lovely but dead female ninja in the room.

Numbering is important for ninja. If a Kunoichi could not identify some places with a lot 大勢(おおぜい)of enemies or a lot 沢山(たくさん)of traps, she would have been captured, mass raped and killed eventually.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Tracing

Have you found a new widget on the bottom left side?

Blogger Templates offers a very useful widget to list recent comments.

You know, Blogger does not offer any widget to do so. I have been very tired to search recent comments distributed into each blog entry.

The work is well done. Tracing, a kind of ninja magic, is not easy. If a Kunoichi is not careful, she would be traced back by enemies and ...

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Elementary Class Day 17 and 18

We learnt more codes of some places. You know, if you do not know the code, how do you know where you commit your missions?

公園(こうえん) Park
図書室(としょしつ) Room of Library
会議室(かいぎしつ) Conference Room

Being a ninja, sometimes he should know to say NO: いいえ、違(ちが)います。

The test of Chapter 2 was not too difficult. After the test, Sensei assigns a practice to us.

いらっしゃいませ。 Hello. Can I help you?

We were divided into two groups. Kunoichi students dressed black bodystocking. They were assigned to provide secret information to Ninja students of the counterpart. Ninja student were assigned to retrieve the secret information from Kunoichi students of the counterpart.

After the practice, we found that we have not known a lot. We have to do better in Chapter 3.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Fiction: 嘉永五年的市集

If you would like to understand the background history, please refer to Black Ships - Wikipedia.



相對於往後的風波,這是平淡的一年.自二百年前德川家建立幕府,本土已經沒有發生戰事.這樣和平的日子,大家都希望永遠持續下去.

今天我如常走到山下的市集.可能因為天高氣爽,市集擠滿了人.婦人家跟小販討價還價,小孩子們在攤鋪旁玩石子,武士商賈為借貸利息高聲爭辯,那兒真是人聲鼎沸.然而,我卻隱約聽到身旁攤鋪後面有利器拔出的聲響.哼一聲,從那兒飛來的手裡劍被我舉起的劍鞘,跌到地上.敵人見到事情敗露,便從攤鋪走出來,反手持著匕首.我已經站在街中佇候這位何方神聖.

雖然她披著半透明的黑紗蒙面,但是從她長長的眼眉和豐滿的胸部來看,很明顯她是一位女性.她束了一條馬尾.她的頸部,手臂,手指,雙腿都被黑色的絲襪包裹著.她穿了一件紫色白色的穿袖綢緞外衣,卻沒有穿著鞋或靴子.

雖然我倆站在街中央,但是旁人沒有理會,也沒有站駐足觀戰,他們依然繼續自己的買賣.

她的性子按不下去,手持匕首迎面而衝.我手上沒有武器,隨手拿起身旁豚肉鋪的豬肉刀自衛.豈料當我拿着那把豬肉刀的時候,我的手腕被強而有力地壓制著.難道是另一個敵人?

”不好意思,白銀兩両.”

蒙面女敵人正逼在眉睫.沒辦法,惟有就範.一手交錢,一手拿刀.我使勁把刀向敵人擲出去.可惜敵人身手敏捷,輕易閃避了飛去的豬肉刀,不過束著馬尾的繩結被刀鋒割破.她那把柔順長髮散開,隨風飄揚.

突然,蒙面女忍者好像失了平衡,身體滑倒向前,她那把匕首剛好刺向我的腋下旁,沒有刺中心臟.這時候輪到我反擊了.我用腋下夾著她使刀的手腕,然後另一隻手拿走她的匕首.基於生存意識,沒有理會她只是女性,不加思索便用匕首刺穿她的腹部.女忍者似乎很堅強,沒有發出任何慘叫聲,只是流露著失望的眼神.我放鬆心情,後退半步,而她依然佇立著.我徐徐地除下她蒙面的黑紗,原來黑紗底下的是一副稚嫩的面容,看來她只是荳蔻年華的少女.

當我欣賞那位稚嫩少女痛苦的表情,有一個小孩一隻手抓著我的衣服,另一隻手指地面上碎了的石子.原來那個女忍者剛才因為踏中那小孩的”玩具”而滑倒.於是我從口袋排了兩文錢給那個小孩.接著有一名婦人走近,雙手呈上一把古刀.

”這是先夫的佩刀.大概大爺會用得著吧,五両銀.”

怎麼?這兒真是匪夷所思.我花多五両銀買下那把看來頗鋒利的佩刀.女忍者的腹部傷口的血流過不停,她勉強地站立著,她那副痛苦的表情真是教人憐憫.我揮刀往她的頸部砍下去,血液從砍下的傷口如噴泉湧出.那稚嫩的面孔作出極度痛苦及失望的表情,她卻仍忍痛不喊.我再揮刀橫斬她腰間,她反射作用地蹣跚前一兩步.最後我把刀子從後插入她的股間.我一下一下插入去,看著她穿著絲襪的雙腿痙攣著.我再用力把刀身了九十度,血液便順著刀身流下來.她似乎快要站不穩了,我使勁把刀拔出來.她終於慘叫一聲,首先一邊的膝蓋著地,一拐一拐地倒下,然後整個身體便伏在地上.

我看著那個長髮的屍體,我開始有點後悔.她死了,我怎知道是誰派遣她來行刺我呢?於是我走到女忍者的屍體旁檢驗一番,看看有沒有一些線索.

我看著她那被絲襪包裹著的腳趾,撫摸著她的小腿.她穿的連身絲襪很柔軟順滑,媲美中土運來的絲綢.我抓起她的一條腿,我用臉龐擦拭她的腳踝上的絲襪.然後,我解開她的外衣,露出兩個豐滿的乳頭被絲襪包裹著.我抓弄著那雙乳頭,感覺很有彈力,似乎她本來很健壯的.我再把屍體翻來翻去檢查,也沒有什麼發現,最後我放棄.我不想羞辱一名美少女,況且她已經被殺,所以我幫她暝目,再披上黑紗蒙面,輕輕地把她放在地上.我一邊輕撫她臉的的黑紗,一邊輕揉她豐滿的乳頭.當我凝視那蒙面睡女生的時候,一輛木頭車正朝向這兒前來.

推車的人戴著簑帽,披著麻衣,好像是倒夜香的老粗.他走上前來,把女忍者的屍體抱起,放置在車上的木桶上,然後徐徐地推著車子離開.

奇怪?倒夜香的不是在晚上嗎?當我看著那個人的背影,頓然發現那人的雙腳好像被黑紗包裹著.不要逃,女忍者!

女忍者見事情敗露,首先發難.她使勁把帽子朝著我這兒飛來,幸好我能夠閃避,不過我身後的竹棚卻斷開兩半了.她跳到木桶上,脫下麻衣,展現她真正的身份:從她的頸部,手臂,手指,雙腿,至雙腳都被黑色的絲襪包裹著,並穿了一件紫色白色的穿袖綢緞外衣,卻沒有穿著鞋或靴子.這個女忍者長著短髮,沒有披上面紗,清楚看見她白裡透紅的膚色.如此可愛甜美的女生,為什麼要當女忍者呢?

時間卻不容許我再加思索,她已經拿出匕首衝殺上來.然而,我手上苦無兵器,惟有準備赤手空拳迎戰吧.當我苦無對策的時候,她的匕首突然飛脫,好像被吸到一間攤鋪裡.這時候,那攤鋪走出一位老漢,舉著一塊吸著匕首的大鐵塊.

”幫助閣下解燃眉之急,一両銀也不為過吧.”

這也是生意之道嗎?算吧,這時候也得花錢.沒有武器的女忍者開始感到徬徨,我便趁機走上前來,狠狠地打拍她的嫩臉龐.左邊拍下去,右邊打下去,打拍得她舉起被絲襪包裹著的雙手擋住,好像一隻小雞.我便在這個時候使勁一拳擊向她的小腹,雖然她痛苦地忍著不作聲,但是已經痛得彎下身子了.

一而再,再而三.我一手抓著她的頸部,把她整個人舉起.被舉起的她,被黑色絲襪包裹著的雙腿懸吊著,如此的美腿展示誘人曲線.我另一隻一拳一拳地擊向她的小腹,她卻無力掙扎,只有用被絲襪包裹著的雙手,揉搓我扼著她喉嚨的手腕.她的手被黑紗蓋著,不但美麗誘人,而且揉搓得舒服,真教人心軟.

可惡,我豈可被這個惡女迷惑成功.我抓著她的喉嚨,使勁把她摔到地上,我再從高躍入,用膝蓋擊向她的小腹.我起初以為女忍者應該投降吧,但是出乎意料之外,她勉強地站了起來.雖然黑絲包裹著的雙腿在震抖著,但是她還是蹣跚地走,無意識地走.對付刺客豈容慈悲,我從她身後雙手抓著她的纖細小蠻腰,使出倒頭樁.相信旁觀的人都凝視她那穿著黑絲的雙腿.最後,我一手抓著她的衣袖,一手抓著她的大腿,把整個人高舉至頭頂上,然後用力摔在我的膝蓋上,她全身被黑紗包裹著的軀體便滾到地上去.

旁觀的人似乎沒有被如此暴力場面嚇怕.有一個魚販走上前來,用咸水草把她反手緊紮起來,然後把她抱到他的攤鋪去.

”大爺,要拷問嗎?十両銀吧.”

還未說完,他把垂死的女忍者放在盛滿水的木桶中,只有頭和四肢露出來.桶中全是塘虱,在她的乳頭,腋下,臀部游來游去.剛才隔著絲襪擦拭的搔癢感覺,這時候輪到女忍者忍受了.可是,魚販還想加大力度.他找來一條很有活力的鰻魚,得用雙手抓緊.他把魚頭塞進女忍者的陰處,那條魚便慢慢游入女忍者身體內.這一招數看來真是奏效,女忍者呆望上方,張開口呻吟著,好像要吐說什麼.當我好像聽到一些聲音的時候,她便不作聲了.似乎她是因為呻吟過度窒息而死.

女忍者的下場只有慘死,我深感惋惜.然而市集的人還未放棄這門生意,他們把那兩具屍體吊在鯉魚旗杆上,進行拍賣交易.這時候已經是日落西山,鯉魚旗在夕陽中飄揚,穿著黑色連身絲襪的女忍者也輕微鐘擺著.

明年今日,米國人率黑船叩關,我國從此便不一樣.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Elementary Class Day 16

何(なに)がいい事(こと)ありましたか。 What nice thing happend?
最近(さいきん)どう。/どうよ。 How are you recently?

Sensei was concerned about us. She is so kind.

Being a ninja, he should be highly concentrated. Coffee is one of drink to increase ninja concentration power. The most famous coffee shop in the world is Starbucks スターバックス or ninja call it スタバ. In Hong Kong, another famous coffee shop is Pacific Coffee パシフィック コーヒー.

When ninja feel tired, he should ask his teammates:

お茶(ちゃ)する。 Let's go to drink coffee.