Monday, December 31, 2007

Bonne Année

Happy New Year!
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Bonne Année!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

After Death

For a female ninja, wearing black stocking is the start of a cruel story.

However, her death is not the end. It is the start of another cruel story.

Monday, December 17, 2007

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Monday, November 26, 2007

Hero vs Kunoichi

When a Hero makes a mistake, he says, "I WAS WRONG"
When a Kunoichi makes a mistake, she says, "IT WASN'T MY FAULT."

A Hero works harder than a Kunoichi and has more time;
A Kunoichi is always "TOO BUSY" to do what is necessary.

A Hero goes through a problem;
A Kunoichi goes around it, and never gets pass it.

A Hero makes commitments;
A Kunoichi makes promises.

A Hero says, "I'M GOOD, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS I OUGHT TO BE";
A Kunoichi says, "I'M NOT AS BAD AS A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE."

A Hero respects those who are superior to him and tries to learn something from them;
A Kunoichi resents those who are superior to her and tries to find chinks in their armour.

A Hero feels responsible for more than his job;
A Kunoichi says, "I ONLY WORK HERE."

A Hero says, "THERE OUGHT TO BE A BETTER WAY TO DO IT";
A Kunoichi says, "THAT'S THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS BEEN DONE HERE"

THEREFORE,

A Hero wins while a Kunoichi loses;
A Hero survives while a Kunoichi dies.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS... CHOOSE TO BE A HERO!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Elementary Class Day 45-50

Have you ever visited Japan? Be careful, there are various ninja. Some are good, some are bad.

The scenery 景色(けしき)風景(ふうけい)is beautiful. We are assigned to form a group 一組(ひとくみ)to visit the beautiful nation.

We will stay 泊まる(とまる) at hotel, rather than live in 住む(すむ), in Shinagawa 品川. We cannot be sleep more 寝坊(ねぼう)する because there will be a list of places we will visit:

霞(かすみ)ヶ関(せき)
国会議事堂(こっかいぎじどう)
成田(なりた)空港(くうこう)
羽田(はねだ)
築地市場(つきじいちば)
六本木(ろっぽんき)
国立美術館(こくりつびじゅつかん)
日比谷(ひびや)

After we visit, we will bought some souvenir お土産(おみやげ) and some electronic products 電子製品(でんしせいひん). We visited 魚や(うおや)too.

As a result, we ate a lot, such as carrot 人参, radish 大根(だいこん), Tsukemono 漬物, ginger 生姜(しょうが), etc. We were full お腹(なか)がいっぽい, not hungry 空(す)いた. You know we are not leaves, we cannot do photosynthesis 光合成(こうごうせい).

Being a successful Kunoichi, she should always visit a Beauty Shop 美容院(びよういん). When Kunoichi visited a Beauty Shop, Ninja became a pedestrian 通行人(つうこうにん). You know?

We also saw Big Letter 大文字(だいもんじ), not Capital Letter 大文字(おおもじ), in Mt. Fuji. Some ninja couples held wedding there. 結婚式(けっこんしき)を挙げる

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Treatment Against Kunoichi

How will you treat a female ninja?


Tear her clothes apart?


or treat her body apart?

Friday, November 16, 2007

Assassin Preparation II

An assassin dressed black stocking in the previous article. This time another assassin prepared her mission by wearing black veil.



Unfortunately, in order to save her partner in the final mission, she sacrificed herself to be killed.


We should respect her because of her teamwork spirit. Teamwork is highly emphasized in the ninja society.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Z Flag

皇国ノ興廃コノ一戦ニアリ、各員一層奮励努力セヨ
England expects that every man will do his duty

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Assassin Preparation

Before a female assassin executes a mission, she will dress black stocking and black undersuit. After so, she can dress any over-wear else to fake various roles.

This female assassin put on black nylon and black underwear, then faked as a nurse to hack confidential information. She was successful to capture the information and to kill two policemen. Unfortunately she was shot to death by the last policeman.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Elementary Class Day 39-44

Have you ever heard a ninja spelling in TV? Here is the spelling from the government TV program:

僕は青い空が大好きです。

It was said by a child, who likes to say 後で when his mother asked him to do homework. Moreover, his mother will ask him to sleep exactly at 9 o'clock 九時丁度(ちょうど)or ジャスト. Unfortunately, mostly 大抵(たいてい)he does not do so. To be continued まだ後で, his mother will utilize ninja martial art...

Being a ninja, he should be trained well everytime. For example, he should go to school on foot 歩(ある)いて学校へ行きます/徒歩(とぼ)で学校へ行きます。If a female ninja fakes as a worker 社員(しゃいん), she should wear black suit, black stocking and keeps eyes on those underline 下線(かせん)and a parenthesis 括弧(かっこ)。She should create 作る(つくる)reports always 時々(ときどき), every time 次々(つぎつぎ), every day 日々(ひび).

In order to get information from more people, a Kunoichi may fake as a marriage consultant 結婚(けっこん)コンサルタント. Therefore, she can collect people's education 学歴(がくれき)and tour 旅行(りょこう)history. Then she can know a good man 男前(おとこまえ), certainly not an electroni freak 秋葉系(アキバケー)from 秋葉原(あきはばら).

Here are the name list of good men, written on paper from a killed Kunoichi's body:
岩本(いわもと)
杉田(すぎた)
河内(かわうち)
田代(たしろ)
岸田(きしだ)

Being a ninja, she should know clearly about the geography 地理(ちり)of Tokyo. For example, Tokyo Dome 東京ドーム is a landmark. It is a building like a pineapple-shaped bread メロンパン. The following items should also be remembered:

23区(く)
港区(みなとく)
JR山手線(やまのてせん)
中央線(ちゅうおうせん)
丸ノ内線(まるのうちせん)
私鉄(してつ)
国鉄(こくてつ)
阪急(はんきゅう)
阪神(はんしん)
陸上(りくじょう)
野球部(やきゅうぶ)
ソフト
Jリーグ

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Elementary Class Day 35-38

Chapter Five focuses on timing. Similar to Project Management at work 仕事(しごと), timing is critical to ninja mission. Therefore we should know to handle the ninja code of timing.

Normal people work in day time, so they work in the morning and belong to Morning Style 朝型(あさがた); On the other hand, ninja work in dark, so we belong to Night Style 夜型(よるがた).

The teacher requested us to become shadow 影(かげ). We should follow the ninja codes spoken by CD tightly, as if we should follow our target enemies as tightly as a shadow to the subject. It reminds us that the father of ninja led the Shadow Army 影の軍団(かげのぐんだん), which consists of Kunoichi, thought all the female ninja finally sacrified for missions. The teacher emphasized that we should do absolutely 絶対(ぜったい). This is a must 必ず(かならず). Will we be stil ok まだ大丈夫 or already failed もうだめ? We should be trained well such that it will become our habbit 習慣(しゅうかん).

There are intransitive verbs 自動詞 and transitive verbs 他動詞 in ninja codes. Some can belong to both. For example, drop can be 落とす(vt) and 落ちる(vi). Open can be 開ける(vt) and 開く(vi). Similar to typical languages, preposition such as に and へ is needed for transitive verbs.

When we exchange secret through letter paper 手紙(てがみ), we should be very careful. Otherwise, our lord 主人(しゅじん) may become a prisoner 囚人(しゅうじん). How can we stand well in front of father 父(ちち)and mother 母(はは)?

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Magician

Ninja magic is fatal. A typical magic is fatal too. More fatal is the magic, more attractive is the performance.



Which magic is the most dangerous? The fatal isn't the Water Torture Cell or the Buried Alive illusion, or even the Straitjacket Escape. The effect known as the Bullet Catch has claimed the lives of at least 15 magicians who were killed in connection with the potentially lethal trick (according to magictricks.com library).



Five magician angels in black stocking (taken in The 4th Hong Kong Magic Festival)

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Elementary Class Day 32-34

Our Kunoichi teacher brought her mother, who came from Japanese to visit our teacher, to the class. Therefore our teacher talked a lot about her family in the class, after 後で(あとで)she described the content 内容(ないよう)of ninja magic and answered our questions 質問(しつもん).

Sensei is married, so she wears a ring 結婚指輪(けっこんゆびわ). There is a rabbit with long ears 耳(みみ)and a dog in her home in Japan. The dog is male 雄(オス) while the rabbit is female 雌(メス). She would like to buy something 買物(かいもの)as a present プレゼント for her mother, especially there is a discount ティスカウント or a mega sale 割引き(わりびき), no matter whether it is a bunch 束(たば)of flower or a loaf 斤(きん)of bread. It was wonderful if 50% off 50(ごじゅう)パーオフ.

Sensei liked playing ninja codes in childihood. 084 means Good Morning おはよう. 39 means Thank You サンキュウ.

Sensei likes Chinese meal 中華料理(ちゅうかりょうり), such as 炒飯(チャーハン). On the other hand, Chinese can eat anything that move, so there are various kinds of foods 食物(しょくもの). We raised a lot of foods else 他の(ほかの)we like:

Abalone 鮑(あわび)
buckwheat 蕎麦(そば)
Citron 柚子(ゆず)
Curry Chicken チキンカレー
Enokitake えのき茸(たけ)
Fried Chicken 唐揚げ(からあげ)
Fruit 果物(くだもの)
Hot ホット/熱い
Iced アイス/冷たい(つめたい)
Japanese radish 大根(だいこん)
Octopus 章魚(たこ)
Ox tongue 牛タン
Pizza お好み焼き(おこのみやき)
Plum Wine 梅酒(うめしゅ)
Sea Cucumber 海鼠(なまこ)
Sea Urchin 海胆(うに)
Shark Fin 鱶鰭(ふかひれ)
Sukiyaki すき焼き
Swallow Nest 燕の巣(つばめのす)
Teppanyaki 鉄板焼き(てっぱんやき)
Tortoises Jelly 亀ゼリー
Tropical Fish 熱帯魚(ねったいぎょ)
Vinegar ポン酢(ポンず)
Whale 鯨(くじら)

When we were crazy to talk about our favorite foods, Sensei suddenly wrote down something on the whiteboard 白板(はくばん)(Yes, we are moderm, we do not use a blackboard 黒板(こくばん)):

Next Lesson: Chapter 4 Test!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Pirates versus Ninjas



Pirates versus Ninjas is a well-known Internet humor. Yet they have not been trapped in the Internet, they have been fighting on the big screen. That is Pirates versus Ninjas: The Movie.



The producer chose the pretty woman as a ninja. This is an excellent choice. Since both are silent, wear black clothes and must be on a strict diet, they match.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Elementary Class Day 31

日本語での注文(ちゅうもん)に挑戦(ちょうせん)しましょう!

Sensei asked us to practise this Friday. We will dress up black suit to commit the mission in a restaurant レストラン. Kunoichi students should dress up black stocking certainly. Here is the order:

店員(てんいん):いらっしゃいませ、何名様(なんめいさま)でしょうか。
客(きゃく):2名です。??はありますか。
店員:ございます、こちらへどうぞ。申し訳(もうしわけ)ございません、??でもよろしいですか。

??=カウンター席(せき)/窓席/広い席/お座敷(ざしき)/テーブル席

店員:ご注文はお決(き)まりでしょうか。
客:はい、??を1つ、??を2つ、以上(いじょう)で、とりあえず。
店員:畏(かしこ)まりました、では、ご注文を復唱(ふくしょう)いたします。??を1つ、??を2つ、以上(いじょう)でよろしいでしょうか。
客:はい、おねがいします。

??=食物(しょくもつ)

We will fight in restaurants. Are we similar to the heroines of Variable Geo?

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Optical Illusion

The optical illusion is a well-known ninja magic.


Does the Kunoichi rotate clockwisely or counter-clockwisely?

If you find it clockwise, then your right brain hemisphere is dominant, else so is your left-brain.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Elementary Class Day 30

A ninja has to purchase essential material during mission. Money is needed. In Japan, Goods and Services Tax 消費税(しょうひぜい)is charged by 5%.

When a good is decribed with a fixed price, の is not needed such as 50 dollar stamp 50円切手; When a good is described with a changable price, の is needed such as notebook costing 50 dollars 50円のノート.

If a mission succeeds, a lord will give a gift to the team of ninja and ask them to choose one: 選(えら)んでください。You should say これがいいです you really like the gift rather than これでいいです you choose because of no other better choice. Otherwise, you will be punished after success of mission.

For your information, here are some highlight of the final exam of the first semester 期末試験:

A:一階の教室に誰がいますか。
B:学生がいます。
A:二階の教室にも学生いますか。
B:いいえ、二階の教室には誰もいません。

A:学校の前に何がありますか。
B:薬屋や花屋や本屋などがあります。
A:図書館ありますか。
B:いいえ、図書館はありません。
A:図書館はどこにありますか。
B:あの銀行の後ろです。

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Elementary Class Day 29

Sensei announced that the prime minister of Japan resigned. 安倍総理(あべそうり)が辞(や)めた

Will ninja die for his resignation because of loyality? Definitely not. Japan is a fully democratic nation. The government of the people by the people for the people operates with separation of powers amongst the administration, the congress and the court.

Cosmoman said that ninja code was confusing. Here are some examples:

十八(じゅうはち)番(ばん)
十八番(おはこ)
The literal meaning is No. 18. The actual meaning is the most favorite skill.

二十(にじゅう)歳(さい)
二十歳(はたち)
Twenty years old

Following the lesson, there are many homeworks.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Elementary Class Day 28

あぁぁ!宿題が沢山ありますね。
Ah! There are many homeworks.

The training becomes more tough in the new semester. There are many forms of numbering for ninja. You may get wrong if you have not enough focus. What a pity! 惜しい(おしい)

Ninja mission is critical. Sensei urged us not to be the worst 最低(サイテー)otherwise we will be like that:

あのくノ一が死んでいます(しんでいます)。
That female ninja is dead.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Elementary Class Day 27

皆様(みんなさま)、久(ひさ)しぶり。
Long time no see, everybody.

夏休み has just finished. I did not practise anymore in the summer vacation, so I felt very difficult in the first lesson of 二学期(にがっき)the second semester. There are so many new spellings. In addition, ninja numbering is different from the normal one, epecially for counting word 助数詞(じょすうし). Therefore normal enemies could not count what a ninja has counted, especially in an order 注文(ちゅうもん).

Since a ninja must follow any order from her lord, when her lord completes his statement of the order, she should respond to him.

She should say "I have understood" わかりました or more polite form is "I have certainly understood" かしこまりました.

For ninja, a negative statement of an adjective word is not just add "NOT", but its suffix will be changed. Yet some is completely changed.

Good いい
Not good よくありません

Decoding ninja word is always challenging, isn't it?

PS: It is interesting to find that Taiwan Education Department recorded varied writing of Chinese characters in Varied Writing Dictionary 異體字字典. Many ninja words are derived from the varied forms of their original forms.

Monday, September 03, 2007

Domination


Ninja 3: Domination

A female ninja is a girl who is absolutely loyal to her master without any personnal mind. She is controlled by her master and ready to die for a mission.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Chiho Ballad

This is the Chinese version of Kunoichi Rhapsody

千穗辭

的答復答的,千穗當戶泣,不聞打字聲,惟聞女歎息。
問女何所思?問女何所憶?女亦無所思,女亦無所憶。
昨夜見忍帖,天皇大點兵;秘書十二卷,卷卷有爺名。
阿爺無大兒,千穗無長兄,願穿鎖子甲,從此替爺征。

東市買套裙,西市買高跟,南市買絲襪,北市買面紗。
旦辭爺孃去,暮宿黃河邊,不聞爺孃喚女聲,但聞黃河流水聲濺濺。
旦辭黃河去,暮宿黑山頭,不聞爺孃喚女聲,但聞燕山鐵騎聲啾啾。

萬里赴戎機,關山度若飛,
朔氣傳金柝,寒光照黑絲。
忍者百戰死,女忍一人虜。

虜來見天子,天子坐明堂,水責十二轉,木馬百千鈞。
可汗問遺言,千穗不苟且偷生,願借柳木千里送,送兒還故鄉。

爺孃聞女來,出郭相扶棺;阿姊聞妹來,當戶理素妝;
小弟聞姊來,磨刀霍霍向豬羊。
開我東閣門,坐我西閣床;脫我黑絲襪,還我舊時裳;
當窗理雲鬢,對鏡帖花黃。出門驗支那,支那皆驚惶:
同敵十二年,不知千穗未成年。

老兔腳撲朔,稚兔眼迷離,兩兔傍地走,安能辨我是老稚?

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Gore Gore Mask

Fiction I
Fiction II

Female warriors in my fictions wear bodystocking with veil. I thought the dressing design was unique, yet it is not. A Japanese author called Kisirian has promoted the dressing design in his website The Gore Gore Mask クチナシ館 as well.

In his comics, female warriors who wear bodystocking (with mask and gloves) would be killed in various cruel methods such as cutting, shooting and explosion. The warriors include space soldiers, students, ninja and so on.

He is the master. Unfortunately, his comics are only available in Japan. No foreigner can purchase his great works. You can just see some samples in his website.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Ninja Loan

Someone wondered why I could relate Subprime Mortgage Financial Crisis to Kunoichi in my fiction. It is interesting, isn't it? In fact, the crisis does relate to ninja.

When the interest rate was very low, a loan to someone with No Income, No Job, or No Assets was promoted by banks. That loan was called Ninja Loan.

When the price of real estates rised, the premium could support the borrowers' payments. Since they had no income, no job, no assets, they had to pay higher interest for their loans. The bank sold the loan to other financial institutes. The financial institutes packaged the loan into some funds and sold them to investors. Because of the higher interest, it attracted a lot of investors with good returns.


Yet when the price went down, the borrowers had no favorite. Since the borrowers of ninja loan was bad at returning loans, when they could not return, the loan became bad debt. The fund related to subprime would become bankrupted. Such terrible situation keeps going and leads to mass stock selling.

See the detail at Wikipedia.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Fiction: 投銀殺意 II - 回憶.榮歸

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation. It is the second episode of the story about the cruel world of investment banking.

今夜這個南方小島萬眾騰歡,因為全島上下都在慶祝回歸十周年.敝公司為了與眾同樂,特別租了一艘遊艇,讓同事們在海中欣賞慶典的煙花表演.

”羅拔,幹嘛遲到呢?大家都玩得很盡興.”

羅拔小心翼翼地從舢舨走上來,輕輕點頭回應,沒有作聲.這個時候令我想起羅拔曾經提及過的往事.

十年前,羅拔剛剛畢業.他本身專業不是金融,而他當時的女友卻是財務系的高材生.她幸及被敝公司邀請面試.作為護花使者,羅拔護送她至公司的大堂門前,並坐在大堂的沙發上一直等候她面試完結.

過了很久,羅拔開始感到不耐煩.因為當他看見女友面試的裝束,他便深感不安.當天穿著一襲黑色的行政人員套裙,裙子很短,露出一大截黑色絲襪包裹著的雙腿.她化妝也化得很濃,有點妖艷的味道,跟她平日學生形象很不一樣.

”你知道些什麼?人家是國際大機構,我怎可以簡簡單單地面試?”羅拔道出他的不安,卻換來女友的蔑視.

那時候已經是黃昏,羅拔越等越不安,奈何那兒是私人地方,不可以隨便進入,更不可以打斷女友的面試.他猶如熱煱上的螞蟻,焦慮不安.正值那個時候,他眼前出現一雙穿著黑色絲襪的雙腿.他抬頭一望,原來是一位年輕女士.那位女士與其它人不同,沒有穿上沉悶的行政人員套裝,而是一襲米白色毛織長袖連身裙,裙腳也很短,差不多露出整個大腿.米白色上衣與黑色絲襪有著鮮明的對比,顯出主人家有著與眾不同的格調.

"先生,不好意思.大廈要關門了...”

”什麼...我朋友還在大廈裡面...”

”啊,明白了...不如這樣吧,我把我的開信刀借給你.你拿著這把刀便可以通過所有保安系統.拿著吧,去找你的朋友吧...不過你要答應我,不要說出一句話,否則你的朋友便永遠不能離開這個地方.”

羅拔尋人心切,不假思索,伸手接著那把開信刀,看見她雙手也包著黑色絲襪.他感到很奇怪,但沒有再細想,說聲謝後便走進辦公室裡去.

羅拔一直走,一直走.他發現整個辦公室都沒有人,很肅靜.後來,他看見遠處有一間沒有關燈的房間,於是他便走上前去看看.原來那一間是會議室.他悄悄地推開那扇門,赫然發現他女友被索起,半空吊在會議室內.當他正想開口問候他的狀況,他想起你答應那位女士不能說出半點說話.於是他默不作聲用開信刀解開綑綁著他女友的繩索.正值他要帶著女友離開,有一個站在會議室問口.那個人穿著黑色套裝配黑色絲襪,特別的是她用黑紗蒙面.

她舉起一把開信刀,望著他們說:”任務是消滅入侵者.”

那名蒙面女子二話不說衝上前來,當時年輕的羅拔一時驚慌,合起雙眼,慌忙地雙手握著開信刀伸直向前.衝上前來的女子煞停不住,被羅拔那把刀刺中心藏.當羅拔聽到蒙面女子一聲慘叫,便開眼看看.那名女子瞪眼看著他們,舉著開信刀,動也不動.羅拔見狀,便慢慢抽出開信刀.血液從傷口湧出,那名女子隨即倒地.那個時候,羅拔嚇得呆若木雞,反而他女友表現得很鎮靜,只是凝望著伏屍地上的蒙面女子.

”任務是消滅入侵者.”

那把聲音驚醒了呆滯的羅拔.羅拔見到門口出現一樣打扮的蒙面女子,他不再退縮,拿著開信刀準備迎戰.那名女子衝上前來,揮刀斬向羅拔面前,羅拔及時避開,並揮刀架起她的刀勢.始終體能男性比較優勝,羅拔使勁便彈開她的開信刀.那名女子無刀在手,見狀便轉身逃跑.豈料當她轉身正要逃跑的時候,羅拔一刀插向她的肛門處.那名蒙面女子忍著痛楚叫了一聲,試圖拖著身體離開.羅拔便轉動刀身,把她的傷口綻開.她慘叫一聲,羅拔便把刀拔出來.那名女子蹣跚兩三步便伏倒地上.

羅拔女友凝望那名倒地的女子.羅拔本來想上前安慰,但基於之前的承諾,所以沒有開口.為了避開越來越多的殺手,羅拔便帶著女友離開會議室.

當他們走到走廊,羅拔聽到高跟鞋踏地聲,於是便躲在一間房間.他看見書桌上有修鐵線,便拿起來,當一名蒙面女子經過房間的時候,他便從後把她勒死.他女友一切看在眼內,看見羅拔技巧純熟,或者是天生吧,那名女子只是喊了一聲便窒息斷氣.他女友沒有尖叫或驚慌,只是一直凝望著.

當他們步至大堂,快要離開的時候,身後突然出現了三名蒙面女子.她們喝令他們停下:

”任務是消滅入侵者.”

羅拔他們果然停了下來.羅拔轉身,主動衝向那三名女子.大概她們沒料到羅拔主動出擊,她們來不及防避.羅拔橫刀一揮,其中一名女子的胸部被切開.他隨即轉身,把旁邊那名女子的大腿斬下來.她伏倒地上,抱著那條黑色絲襪包裹著的與身軀分離的腿.那兩名重傷女子滾在地上掙扎慘叫呻吟,另一個則站在後面,好像被嚇得呆若木雞,連開信刀都丟掉到地上去.羅拔沒有停下來,一手握住她的喉嚨,把她推到牆角,然後一手用開信刀一刀一刀插向她的下體.那名女子已經嚇得失魂,只是瞪大雙眼,不停呻吟.羅拔繼續一刀一刀地插,連內藏都拉了出來,直至她不再作聲.羅拔放開手,她的身體順著牆身溜到地上去.

滿身鮮血的羅拔趕緊拖著女友的手,準備帶她離開.可是,女友忽然脫開他的手,大聲罵:

”你瘋了嗎?你進來幹什麼?”

”我不是在救你離開嘛?”

”實在太過份...你有沒有了解我的感受?”他女友垂下頭來,哭泣地說.一邊說,一邊脫下高跟鞋,從絲襪中看見她的腳趾.然後她慢慢地脫下裙子,一粒一粒鈕扣解開,把黑色的外套和白色的襯衣脫下來.然而她不是一絲不掛;原來她穿的不是絲襪褲,而是連身絲襪;內裡不是穿普通內衣,而是一襲紅色的樽領健身泳衣.她拿出一條紅色的紗巾,把長長的頭髮束起來,再拉高樽領至鼻樑,蒙著自己的臉容.接著她拿出一把開信刀,刀尖指向羅拔:

”任務是消滅入侵者.”

他女友二話不說,打了兩個筋斗,跳到羅拔面前,一腳把他踢到遠處.當羅拔站起來,她又打筋斗跳到遠處.羅拔沒想到要跟她開戰,豈料她又打筋斗跳到面前,踢出一腳一腳的旋風腿,腿腿有力.因為她脫了所有外衣,只剩下那襲紅健身泳衣,整條黑絲包裹著的雙腿都表露無遺.在紅色的背景襯托下,黑色的曲線在翩翩起舞,一般男人都會為之著迷,想擁抱著這件誘人的藝術品.

羅拔已經被她踢得喘不過氣來.那時候,她握著開信刀斬下去.在那千鈞一髮的一剎那,轉身閃開,但依然被她刀斬到左邊肩膀上.然而,與此同時,羅拔的右手也拿出開信刀,反射作用地插入了她的小腹.兩個重傷的人都慘叫一聲.因為肩膀的痛楚,所以羅拔把刀揮出,把女友的腰部割開.她的內藏一條一條纏著刀身拉了出來,其它的則從傷口慢慢地流到地上.她瞪著雙眼,可能驚訝自己會輸或者羅拔竟然那般對待自己,一邊呻吟著,一邊蹣跚地走兩步便伏倒羅拔身後.

羅拔驚覺自己竟然做出那般可怖的事情,馬上走到地上抱著他女友.當他想替女友拉下蒙面的樽領好讓她容易呼吸,卻被她喝止:

”停手...啊...難道...你...還要把我些點兒的尊嚴...踐踏...殆盡嗎?”

她一邊說,一邊喘氣得很.她舉起一隻手,那隻被黑色絲襪包裹著的手輕撫著羅拔的臉頰.

”你不是要帶我離開的嗎?”

說畢,她雙眼反白,那隻手也垂了下來.

那時候羅拔只是凝視她的臉龐,沒有作聲,也沒有哭.在那個空矌的大堂,卻傳來滴滴㗳㗳的腳步聲,而且聲意越來越近.他眼前出現一雙穿著黑色絲襪的雙腿.他抬頭一望,原來是一位穿著一襲米白色毛織長袖連身裙,裙腳也很短,差不多露出整個大腿的女士,也就是當初給他開信刀入內的那一位.

以後的事,羅拔再沒有告訴我,我也沒有追問.直至後來我當上合夥人,從公司內部資訊得知,那名女士應該是曾經在公司叱吒風雲的綺雯.當天,羅拔加盟敝公司,成為她的下屬,令她的團隊如虎添翼,之後五年都為公司賺取最高的盈利.羅拔在公司也嶄露頭角,事業拾級而上,並於四年前參加了合夥人選拔.當時與他爭奪合夥人寶座的正是那位綺雯女士.

最後當年沒有一位成為合夥人,公司內部也沒有記述當年選拔的情況.我只是聽聞一些年資久的同事所述.據了解,選拔開始的時候,綺雯佔有壓倒性的優勢.可是,當羅拔倒在地上,因為綺雯準備使出必殺技,所以脫去所有外衣,露出亮麗的黑色連身絲襪,紫色的健身泳衣,並用樽領蒙面.羅拔見狀,突然大發神威,一招把綺雯擊倒.似乎都沒有人了解發生了什麼的事.羅拔沒有依例用合夥人開信刀了結綺雯,只是把她的手根腳根扭斷,再擊碎她的脊髓,令她全身癱瘓,連咬舌自盡的氣力也沒有.完事,羅拔便離開了會場.

因為羅拔沒有處結他的對手,所以他也放棄了當合夥人的資格,以後也不獲參加合夥人選拔.綺雯的身體則被安置在公司的秘密地窖,那兒只有合夥人才可以進入.成為合夥人之後,我才可以到那兒觀看那位名震一時的女士.她被安放在一個透明玻璃箱子裡,箱子有氧氣供應.箱子裡還有一條養料,維持著她的生命.她還穿著當時參選的連身絲襪和樽領健身泳衣,而且還繼續用樽領蒙面.奇怪的是,她的絲襪還完整無缺,沒有半點破損,連手指腳趾都被黑絲包裹著.當時羅拔最後一擊至今依然是一個謎.雖然她已經全身癱瘓,但是眼珠還可以轉動,也可以看看誰還會走來探望她.想不到曾經叱吒風雲,現今卻求生不得,求死不能.

”今天是你成為合夥人後第一次主持的公司派對,應該盡興吧.”

”啊...對...對.”因為我想得出神,所以支吾以對.

我倆一同看著岸上的燈火,默然.

”剛才的事情辦妥嗎?”因為不想氣氛僵持,所以把指示羅拔攔截貝氏銀行出售次級按揭債券的事情拿出來討論.

”沒有”

”噢?”

”想不到貝氏竟然把這件重要的交易交託予那三位剛畢業的女生...”

”原來是這樣.”

”她們見到我們便急不及待脫下外衣決戰...”

”脫下外衣?”

”對.她們只穿黑色的連身絲襪和樽領健身泳衣...”

她們的裝束令我想起他女友和綺雯.

”...一下子就束手就擒.我們把她們各自綑綁在今晚壓軸的煙花球上.”

”啊...是中國人的那三個球?”

”對,就是.”

”慢慢地等待被毀滅的煎熬,真是比死更難受.”

”是的.起初她們都視死如歸,後來時間一長,她們便焦慮.當我形容煙花爆炸的情況,她們便哭起來,又不斷掙扎.她們雙腿上的絲襪互相磨擦,那種吱吱聲都是教人心癢...”

似乎羅拔已經恢復心情了.不過,聽完羅拔的形容,我蠻真期望那一幕的煙花.

一個月後,貝氏銀行宣佈旗下三個次級按揭債券基金破產.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Elementary Class Day 23-26

The exam of the first semester finished. Summer Vacation 夏休み(なつやすみ)starts.

The exam was quite difficult. We were full of wounds, blood and sweat. Stocking of Kunoichi schoolmates were torn up, yet no tear on their eyes. We are brave ninja.

When Sensei was out of town, an alternative teacher taught us many new things:

あの方(あのかた)That guys
方(がた)etc (for people)
肉(にく)Meat
王(おう)Wong
熊(くま)Bear
上野(うえの)Ueno
布団(ふとん)Bedding
眼鏡(めがね)Glasses
高橋(たかはし)Takahashi
玉子(たまご)Egg
斉藤(さいとう)Saito
山下(やました)Yamashita
社長(しゃちょう)Director
ゴミ箱(ゴミばこ)Litter bin
冷蔵庫(れいぞうこ)Refrigerator
喫茶店(きっさてん)Cafe
凶暴な(きょうぼうな)Brutal
ソファー(SOFA)
スリッパ(SLIPPER)
ボーイフレンド(BOYFRIEND)
ガールフレンド(GIRLFRIEND)
熊出没注意(くましゅつぼつちゅうい)Be careful of bears
紀伊國屋書店(きのくにやしょてん)Kinokuniya Bookstore

If 何 is followed by a word in た行, だ行 or な行 then the prononciation is なん,
else it is なに.

The meaning of いえ and うち are similar. Yet the former is translated as HOUSE, while the latter is translated as HOME.

If things and animals are mixed in listing, がいます or があります depends on the last word followed. In other words, THINGとANIMALがいます and ANIMALとTHINGがあります.

When Sensei came back, she performed a great ninja magic: She drove a dophin 海豚(いるか)to view the nightscene 夜景(やけい)of Victoria Harbour. Romantic? This was the last relax before the difficult exam.

Schoolmates, see you in September.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Love to Devil

Private love is forbidden for ninja because it will reduce her mental quality.

In the story Eye of Ashura Castle 阿修羅城の瞳, when the Kunoichi (by Miyazawa Rie 宮沢りえ) fell in love, she would become the king of devils and destruct the human world.


(12:30) A kunoichi was uncovered by a man, then she fell in love with him.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Cyber Inner Palace

Oooku 大奥 or Inner Palace is the forbidden area, which only women of Shogun 将軍 were allowed. Because of the strict rule, Inner Palace had been a very mysterious place.

Thanking the advanced Information Technology, a cyber Inner Palace can be created. You can explore such mysterious area through a computer. This is the initial idea of the movie called Cyber Inner Palace 電脳大奥.


Kunoichi vs Samurai

Be careful, the area is guarded by female ninja. Rise your sword and finish her.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Most Beautiful Lady


Salina is the most beautiful lady I have ever met.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Trading Card

Stock indexes rocket to the latest peak around the world. Hong Kong people are crazy about stock. They have been trained well as trading machines since they were children.

Hong Kong children in 90s were crazy about trading card. They bought them by one dollar and sold them with premium.


Do they remind some memory of your childhood? In 90s, Chun Li was the hottest idol of boys. She was the strongest woman in the world, yet they imagined how they could destroy the heroine wearing black stocking.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Elementary Class Day 20-22

From now on これから, we have to be hardworking because the test of Chapter 3 and 期末試験(きまつしけん)the exam of the first semester are coming. Spell: 頑張って!

何(なん)ですか。
何(なに)がありますか。

Why do ninja use two different codes to represent one kanji? This is called 音便(おんびん).

Three new things to know:
箱(はこ) Box
金魚(きんぎょ) Goldfish
薬屋(くすりや)/薬局(やっきょく) Pharmacy

In Chapter 3, we learn directions.
上(うえ) Above
下(した) Below
左(ひだり) Left
右(みぎ) Right
前(まえ) Front
後ろ(うしろ) Back
間(あいだ) Between
そば Nearby
隣(となり) Next
近く(ちかく) Vicinity
横(よこ) Side

Don't get lost.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Secret Weapon II

A Ninja has various secret weapons. The last article introduced Shuriken. Shuriken is not only portable but also able to absorb toxic fluids. When her enemies get hurt by her Shuriken, the wound will be also fatal.


A Kunoichi was making toxic Shurikens.

Similar to the Pacific War of WWII, Air Supremacy is critical for ninja actions. If a ninja can fly, she can overcome many defensive equipments. Planes and helicopters are common in the massive modern battles, but they are too noisy and bulky for ninja. What flying machine else? KITE!


A Kunoichi assassinated her enemy from a kite.

You may think that a kite is just a toy. However, a kite was invented for battles 2000 years ago in China.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Elementary Class Day 19

Sensei got fever 風邪(かぜ)を引(ひ)く. Take care お大事(だいじ)に, Sensei.

This lesson run very fast. For ninja, time is life. Our action should be quick. We learnt how to identity existence and number of targets, such as resources and enemies.

名詞A に 形容詞B 名詞C が います。
There is adjective B noun C (animal or people) in noun A.

名詞A に 形容詞B 名詞C が あります。
There is adjective B noun C (plant or non living item) in noun A.

For example,

部屋に可愛いくノ一がいます。
There is a lovely female ninja in the room.

部屋に可愛いくノ一があります。
There is a lovely but dead female ninja in the room.

Numbering is important for ninja. If a Kunoichi could not identify some places with a lot 大勢(おおぜい)of enemies or a lot 沢山(たくさん)of traps, she would have been captured, mass raped and killed eventually.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Tracing

Have you found a new widget on the bottom left side?

Blogger Templates offers a very useful widget to list recent comments.

You know, Blogger does not offer any widget to do so. I have been very tired to search recent comments distributed into each blog entry.

The work is well done. Tracing, a kind of ninja magic, is not easy. If a Kunoichi is not careful, she would be traced back by enemies and ...

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Elementary Class Day 17 and 18

We learnt more codes of some places. You know, if you do not know the code, how do you know where you commit your missions?

公園(こうえん) Park
図書室(としょしつ) Room of Library
会議室(かいぎしつ) Conference Room

Being a ninja, sometimes he should know to say NO: いいえ、違(ちが)います。

The test of Chapter 2 was not too difficult. After the test, Sensei assigns a practice to us.

いらっしゃいませ。 Hello. Can I help you?

We were divided into two groups. Kunoichi students dressed black bodystocking. They were assigned to provide secret information to Ninja students of the counterpart. Ninja student were assigned to retrieve the secret information from Kunoichi students of the counterpart.

After the practice, we found that we have not known a lot. We have to do better in Chapter 3.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Fiction: 嘉永五年的市集

If you would like to understand the background history, please refer to Black Ships - Wikipedia.



相對於往後的風波,這是平淡的一年.自二百年前德川家建立幕府,本土已經沒有發生戰事.這樣和平的日子,大家都希望永遠持續下去.

今天我如常走到山下的市集.可能因為天高氣爽,市集擠滿了人.婦人家跟小販討價還價,小孩子們在攤鋪旁玩石子,武士商賈為借貸利息高聲爭辯,那兒真是人聲鼎沸.然而,我卻隱約聽到身旁攤鋪後面有利器拔出的聲響.哼一聲,從那兒飛來的手裡劍被我舉起的劍鞘,跌到地上.敵人見到事情敗露,便從攤鋪走出來,反手持著匕首.我已經站在街中佇候這位何方神聖.

雖然她披著半透明的黑紗蒙面,但是從她長長的眼眉和豐滿的胸部來看,很明顯她是一位女性.她束了一條馬尾.她的頸部,手臂,手指,雙腿都被黑色的絲襪包裹著.她穿了一件紫色白色的穿袖綢緞外衣,卻沒有穿著鞋或靴子.

雖然我倆站在街中央,但是旁人沒有理會,也沒有站駐足觀戰,他們依然繼續自己的買賣.

她的性子按不下去,手持匕首迎面而衝.我手上沒有武器,隨手拿起身旁豚肉鋪的豬肉刀自衛.豈料當我拿着那把豬肉刀的時候,我的手腕被強而有力地壓制著.難道是另一個敵人?

”不好意思,白銀兩両.”

蒙面女敵人正逼在眉睫.沒辦法,惟有就範.一手交錢,一手拿刀.我使勁把刀向敵人擲出去.可惜敵人身手敏捷,輕易閃避了飛去的豬肉刀,不過束著馬尾的繩結被刀鋒割破.她那把柔順長髮散開,隨風飄揚.

突然,蒙面女忍者好像失了平衡,身體滑倒向前,她那把匕首剛好刺向我的腋下旁,沒有刺中心臟.這時候輪到我反擊了.我用腋下夾著她使刀的手腕,然後另一隻手拿走她的匕首.基於生存意識,沒有理會她只是女性,不加思索便用匕首刺穿她的腹部.女忍者似乎很堅強,沒有發出任何慘叫聲,只是流露著失望的眼神.我放鬆心情,後退半步,而她依然佇立著.我徐徐地除下她蒙面的黑紗,原來黑紗底下的是一副稚嫩的面容,看來她只是荳蔻年華的少女.

當我欣賞那位稚嫩少女痛苦的表情,有一個小孩一隻手抓著我的衣服,另一隻手指地面上碎了的石子.原來那個女忍者剛才因為踏中那小孩的”玩具”而滑倒.於是我從口袋排了兩文錢給那個小孩.接著有一名婦人走近,雙手呈上一把古刀.

”這是先夫的佩刀.大概大爺會用得著吧,五両銀.”

怎麼?這兒真是匪夷所思.我花多五両銀買下那把看來頗鋒利的佩刀.女忍者的腹部傷口的血流過不停,她勉強地站立著,她那副痛苦的表情真是教人憐憫.我揮刀往她的頸部砍下去,血液從砍下的傷口如噴泉湧出.那稚嫩的面孔作出極度痛苦及失望的表情,她卻仍忍痛不喊.我再揮刀橫斬她腰間,她反射作用地蹣跚前一兩步.最後我把刀子從後插入她的股間.我一下一下插入去,看著她穿著絲襪的雙腿痙攣著.我再用力把刀身了九十度,血液便順著刀身流下來.她似乎快要站不穩了,我使勁把刀拔出來.她終於慘叫一聲,首先一邊的膝蓋著地,一拐一拐地倒下,然後整個身體便伏在地上.

我看著那個長髮的屍體,我開始有點後悔.她死了,我怎知道是誰派遣她來行刺我呢?於是我走到女忍者的屍體旁檢驗一番,看看有沒有一些線索.

我看著她那被絲襪包裹著的腳趾,撫摸著她的小腿.她穿的連身絲襪很柔軟順滑,媲美中土運來的絲綢.我抓起她的一條腿,我用臉龐擦拭她的腳踝上的絲襪.然後,我解開她的外衣,露出兩個豐滿的乳頭被絲襪包裹著.我抓弄著那雙乳頭,感覺很有彈力,似乎她本來很健壯的.我再把屍體翻來翻去檢查,也沒有什麼發現,最後我放棄.我不想羞辱一名美少女,況且她已經被殺,所以我幫她暝目,再披上黑紗蒙面,輕輕地把她放在地上.我一邊輕撫她臉的的黑紗,一邊輕揉她豐滿的乳頭.當我凝視那蒙面睡女生的時候,一輛木頭車正朝向這兒前來.

推車的人戴著簑帽,披著麻衣,好像是倒夜香的老粗.他走上前來,把女忍者的屍體抱起,放置在車上的木桶上,然後徐徐地推著車子離開.

奇怪?倒夜香的不是在晚上嗎?當我看著那個人的背影,頓然發現那人的雙腳好像被黑紗包裹著.不要逃,女忍者!

女忍者見事情敗露,首先發難.她使勁把帽子朝著我這兒飛來,幸好我能夠閃避,不過我身後的竹棚卻斷開兩半了.她跳到木桶上,脫下麻衣,展現她真正的身份:從她的頸部,手臂,手指,雙腿,至雙腳都被黑色的絲襪包裹著,並穿了一件紫色白色的穿袖綢緞外衣,卻沒有穿著鞋或靴子.這個女忍者長著短髮,沒有披上面紗,清楚看見她白裡透紅的膚色.如此可愛甜美的女生,為什麼要當女忍者呢?

時間卻不容許我再加思索,她已經拿出匕首衝殺上來.然而,我手上苦無兵器,惟有準備赤手空拳迎戰吧.當我苦無對策的時候,她的匕首突然飛脫,好像被吸到一間攤鋪裡.這時候,那攤鋪走出一位老漢,舉著一塊吸著匕首的大鐵塊.

”幫助閣下解燃眉之急,一両銀也不為過吧.”

這也是生意之道嗎?算吧,這時候也得花錢.沒有武器的女忍者開始感到徬徨,我便趁機走上前來,狠狠地打拍她的嫩臉龐.左邊拍下去,右邊打下去,打拍得她舉起被絲襪包裹著的雙手擋住,好像一隻小雞.我便在這個時候使勁一拳擊向她的小腹,雖然她痛苦地忍著不作聲,但是已經痛得彎下身子了.

一而再,再而三.我一手抓著她的頸部,把她整個人舉起.被舉起的她,被黑色絲襪包裹著的雙腿懸吊著,如此的美腿展示誘人曲線.我另一隻一拳一拳地擊向她的小腹,她卻無力掙扎,只有用被絲襪包裹著的雙手,揉搓我扼著她喉嚨的手腕.她的手被黑紗蓋著,不但美麗誘人,而且揉搓得舒服,真教人心軟.

可惡,我豈可被這個惡女迷惑成功.我抓著她的喉嚨,使勁把她摔到地上,我再從高躍入,用膝蓋擊向她的小腹.我起初以為女忍者應該投降吧,但是出乎意料之外,她勉強地站了起來.雖然黑絲包裹著的雙腿在震抖著,但是她還是蹣跚地走,無意識地走.對付刺客豈容慈悲,我從她身後雙手抓著她的纖細小蠻腰,使出倒頭樁.相信旁觀的人都凝視她那穿著黑絲的雙腿.最後,我一手抓著她的衣袖,一手抓著她的大腿,把整個人高舉至頭頂上,然後用力摔在我的膝蓋上,她全身被黑紗包裹著的軀體便滾到地上去.

旁觀的人似乎沒有被如此暴力場面嚇怕.有一個魚販走上前來,用咸水草把她反手緊紮起來,然後把她抱到他的攤鋪去.

”大爺,要拷問嗎?十両銀吧.”

還未說完,他把垂死的女忍者放在盛滿水的木桶中,只有頭和四肢露出來.桶中全是塘虱,在她的乳頭,腋下,臀部游來游去.剛才隔著絲襪擦拭的搔癢感覺,這時候輪到女忍者忍受了.可是,魚販還想加大力度.他找來一條很有活力的鰻魚,得用雙手抓緊.他把魚頭塞進女忍者的陰處,那條魚便慢慢游入女忍者身體內.這一招數看來真是奏效,女忍者呆望上方,張開口呻吟著,好像要吐說什麼.當我好像聽到一些聲音的時候,她便不作聲了.似乎她是因為呻吟過度窒息而死.

女忍者的下場只有慘死,我深感惋惜.然而市集的人還未放棄這門生意,他們把那兩具屍體吊在鯉魚旗杆上,進行拍賣交易.這時候已經是日落西山,鯉魚旗在夕陽中飄揚,穿著黑色連身絲襪的女忍者也輕微鐘擺著.

明年今日,米國人率黑船叩關,我國從此便不一樣.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Elementary Class Day 16

何(なに)がいい事(こと)ありましたか。 What nice thing happend?
最近(さいきん)どう。/どうよ。 How are you recently?

Sensei was concerned about us. She is so kind.

Being a ninja, he should be highly concentrated. Coffee is one of drink to increase ninja concentration power. The most famous coffee shop in the world is Starbucks スターバックス or ninja call it スタバ. In Hong Kong, another famous coffee shop is Pacific Coffee パシフィック コーヒー.

When ninja feel tired, he should ask his teammates:

お茶(ちゃ)する。 Let's go to drink coffee.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Kunoichi Kid


How young the female ninja are. What kind of jobs can they do?

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Elementary Class Day 15

Being a ninja, he should do everything seriously and accurately. His job should not be ギリギリ almost over the deadline, for example lateness 遅刻(ちこく).

We revised the confused ninja code again: あめ:雨 Rain/飴 Candy, while sweet snack is called お菓子(かし).

As well as candy and snack, Japanese orange 蜜柑(みかん)can supply sufficient energy. In the winter of Japan 日本の冬(ふゆ), ninja put oranges on 火燵(こたつ)a warming table. Such kind of heater is unique for ninja.

In addition to food, お金(かね)money should be bought for ninja (and for all people). Please use a good wallet お財布(さいふ)to secure it.

Our principal 校長(こうちょう)先生 was introduced tonight. She was called 佐々木 Sasaki. A kunoichi can be promoted to the leader, can't she?

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Elementary Class Day 14

Sun Zi said that three critical factors of strategy are Weather & Timing 天, Geography 地 and People 人. Sensei taught us so many items about weather.

夏至(げし)は1年(いちねん)で一番(いちばん)日(にち)が長い(ながい)日(ひ)です。
Geshi is the day with the longest daytime.

良い(いい)
Good

悪い(わるい)
Bad

晴れ(はれ)
Sunny

曇り(くもり)
Cloudy

雨(あめ)
Rain

雷(かみなり)
Thunder

台風(たいふう)
Typhoon

霧(きり)
Fog

雪(ゆき)
Snow

Due to different weathers, ninja wear different clothes in order to maximize their defence.

カジュアル
Casual

履(くつ)
Shoe

スカート
Skirt

In addition to the above basic knowledge, we continued teamwork training (as you have seen in movie, ninja work in group rather than alone).

上司(じょうし)
Boss

簡単(かんたん)
Simple

発表(はっぴょう)
Present

毎日(まいにち)
Everyday

本当に(ほんとうに)
Really

他には(ほかには)
Anything else?

忘れました(わすれました)
I forgot

何人(なにじん)ですか
What people is it?

何人(なんにん)ですか
How many people is there?

As you see in the last two sentences, two same sentences can represent two different meanings. There are many secrets inside the ninja society.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Iga vs Koka



Because of the great sucess of the movie Kunoichi Sengoku Biyuden, Kasakura releases a new movie about female ninja in black bodystocking. The movie is called Iga vs Koka Kunoichi Senyuki 伊賀VS甲賀 くノ一戦勇記. It talks about the violent competition between Iga 伊賀 and Koka 甲賀, two well known organizations of Japanese ninja.

Are you familiar with the ninja competition? Yes, the competition story has been adapted in SHINOBI -HEART UNDER BLADE-, the greatest love story of ninja.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Elementary Class Day 13

Sensei comes back. I miss you, Sensei.

Sensei invited us to join an online community called MIXI ミクシィ. We will form a ninja group to exchange confidential information. Because of confidentiality, there are some ninja words that typical websites may not have:

日記(にっき)Diary
足跡(あしあと)Footprint
写真(しゃしん)/フォト Photo
友人(ゆうじん)に公開(こうかい)Open to friends
友人の友人までに公開 Open to friends' friends
全部(ぜんぶ)に公開 Open to all

Information collection is a common job of a ninja. Adjective 形容詞(けいようし)is always used to describe some things. This is the goal of Chapter 2.

In addition to those in the textbook, there are some else:
デブ Fat
スタイルが良い(いい) Good body shape
汚い(きたない) Dirty
煩い/五月蠅い(うるさい)Noisy

Since missions of ninja are highly confidential, they use same pronounciation to represent different meanings. For example,

かみ:紙 Paper、神 God、髪 Hair
はな:花 Flower、鼻 Nose
あつい:厚い Thick、暑い Hot(weather)、熱い Hot (matter)
いっかい:一回 One time、一階 First floor (Ground floor in Japan)

Monday, June 18, 2007

Elementary Class Day 12

Sensei committed a mission in Shanghai and left us in classroom for the test. Before the test, the temporary teacher showed us some new codes. They were out of syllabus because the teacher was surprised that we have completed Chapter 1 at that moment. Yes, we are well prepared to kill in battlefields.

Tools that a ninja uses:

プロ Professional - the attitude that a ninja has to be
テレビ Television - the channel of collecting international information
カメラ Camera - the tool of evidence collection
デジカメ Digital Camera
キャップ Cap - the tool of hiding one's identity and gender
シーディー Compact Disc - the tool of storing information as well as cutting enemies' necks
シャープペンシル/シャーペン Mechanical pencil - the tool of recording on some raw material
ハンドバッグ Handbag - the portable tool of containing weapons
修正(しゅうせい)ペン Correction Pen - the tool of eliminating some evidences left
自動車(じどうしゃ) Car - the tool of fast escaping

Characters that a ninja fakes to be:

Kunoichi who exposes her black stocking:
弁護士(べんごし) - Lawyer
警察官(けいさつかん) - Police Officer
看護婦(かんごふ) - Nurse
会計士(かいけいし) - Accountant
歯医者(はいしゃ) - Dentist
受付係り(うけつけかかり) - Receptionist
レジ係り(レジかかり) - Cashier
セールスマン - Salesman
ウェーター/ウェートレス - Waiter/Waitress

Kunoichi who hides her black bodystocking under clothes and pants:
消防士(しょうぼうし) - Fireman
エンジニア - Engineer

Friday, June 15, 2007

Song of My Friend

Professor Ng introduced a song called Song of My Friend 友達の詩 authored by Nakamura Ataru 中村中, who is a transsexual singer. I was touched after reading the lyrics.

《友達の詩》 Song of My Friend
曲:中村中 Composer: Nakamura Ataru
詞:中村中 Lyrics: Nakamura Ataru

触れるまでもなく先の事が (I can't touch the event in front of me.)
見えてしまうなんて (What can be said when farewell?)
そんなつまらない恋を (Frustrated love)
随分続けて来たね (still comes again.)

胸の痛み 治さないで (The pain of my chest can't be recovered.)
別の傷で隠すけど (It will be convered by another hurt.)
簡単にばれてしまう (Yet it is be uncovered.)
どこからか流れてしまう (no idea from where it flows.)

手を繋ぐくらいでいい (It is good enough if I can hold your hand.)
並んで歩くくらいでいい (It is good enough if we can walk shoulder by shoulder.)
それすら危ういから (However, it is too dangerous.)
大切な人は友達くらいでいい (So it is better to remain our friendship.)

寄り掛からなけりゃ傍に居れたの? (Can a lonely man as I lie on you?)
気にしていなければ (if you don't mind.)
離れたけれど今更… (Although we are separated,)
無理だと気付く (I understand that was impossible.)

笑われて馬鹿にされて (It is foolish to be laughed)
それでも憎めないなんて (without hate.)
自分だけ責めるなんて (It is only my fault,)
いつまでも 情けないね (I am really rubbish.)

忘れた頃に もう一度会えたら (Let us meet again after we forget so.)
仲良くしてね (Can we be friends?)

友達くらいが丁度 いい (It is good to be friends only.)

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Elementary Class Day 11

Since Sensei will leave this Friday and a test will be left to us, she helped us to revise Chapter 1.

When a ninja meets his teammate, he should introduce himself 自己紹介(じこしょうかい)or will be considered as an enemy. My self introduction was:

はじめまして。わたしはケイです。貿易会社(ぼうえきがいしゃ)の職員(しょくいん)です。どうぞよろしくおねがいします。

My classmates said various topics in their self-introductions. Some talked about homeland and hobby. For example:

I am a handsome boy.
かっこいい男です。

I am a walking dictionary.
歩(ある)く辞書です。

I am a student of Class G, Spring Entry Level.
春入門(はるにゅうもん)ジクラスの学生です。

I work at a company.
会社(かいしゃ)に勤(つと)める。

I like Japanese movie.
映画(えいが)を好きです。

My daughter is lovely.
私の娘(むすめ)は可愛いですね。

My hobby is diving.
私の趣味(しゅみ)はダイビングです。

Sensai expected that we should get 100 points 百点(ひゃくてん)perfectly 完璧(かんぺき), otherwise no doubt もちろん we can't survival in the real battle always いつも. What a cruel reality.

PS: The school gave each of us a colorful ninja-scrolls, which is used for a radio program called 日語自遊行(ようこそにほんへ)IIIの最和味(アジザンマイ).

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

A Life of Ninja

You read how a ninja is trained. Have you ever seen how a ninja is trained?



Being a Kunoichi, in addition to typical physical education and fighting skill, she should be trained to suffer from various cruel tortures. Do you still think that information retrieval from a female ninja is easy?

Monday, June 11, 2007

Akakage

Foreign audience may be familar with Red Shadow in the Big Screen, while Japanese is more familiar with it in the home screen. The origin is the TV drama series Masked Ninja Red Shadow 仮面の忍者 赤影.

In each episode of the TV drama, there were some enemies to be defeated by the hero Red Shadow. Two of them are bad female ninja.


仮面の忍者赤影 くノ一  前編


仮面の忍者赤影 くノ一  後編

As you see, the bad Kunoichi wore stocking to do bad things. Similar to Swift Hero Lion Maru, the hero needed to face the attack of bad Kunoichi and to terminate them all.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Elementary Class Day 10

Sensai got hurt!

Her eyes 目(め)were attacked with garbage ゴミ in the morning 今朝(けさ)yesterday. She felt very painful 痛い(いたい). Yet she said she was ok 大丈夫(だいじょうぶ).

Wow, being a female ninja is not easy and very dangerous.

Sensai said she would start another mission with her Judo 柔道(じゅうどう)Team in Shanghai 上海(シャンハイ)next week 来週(らいしゅう)so an alternative Sensai will attend the class next Friday and give us a test of the whole chapter 1, including all printouts プリント. She said "I go. Please come 来て下さい(きてください)next week."

In addition to typical revisions, there are many new things in class.

An important thing is food. As a Chinese saying goes, eating is at the top priority of people 民以食為天. Since missions of ninja are very urgent, hurry and mobile, they cannot bring bulky food and drink. Therefore they like to drink soy milk 豆乳(とうにゅう), which can resolve thirsty and contains as much carbonhydroxide and protein as meat does.

Yet when a ninja was faked as a typical man, he has to eat normal foods, such as McDonald's マクドナルド and Kentucky Fried Chicken ケンタッキーフライドチキン. When a ninja enters such restaurants, he should call the names locally or would be discovered by counterparts. This is because the culture of Japan is divided into two main parts: West 関西(かんさい)and East 関東(かんとう). The west takes Osaka 大阪(おおさか)as the center while the east takes Tokyo 東京(とうきょう). Each part has its dialect 弁(べん). For example, the names of the above restaurants are called マクド and ケンチキrespectively in the western Japan, while マック and ケンタ respectively in the eastern.

Historically speaking, Osaka is the base of Toyotomi Family 豊臣氏(とよとみし)while Tokyo (or Edo 江戸(えど)in Edo Era) is the base of Tokugawa Family 德川氏(とくがわうじ). These two families competed to the rule of Japan in the seventeenth century. Tokugawa Family employed Iga 伊賀 ninja gang, whose family was almost eliminated by Oda Family 織田氏(おだし)and Oda Family was originally the lord of Toyotomi Family.

Sensai is a Kunoichi of Osaka and had spied in Tokyo for many years. She also spied in Yamaguchigumi 山ロ組(やまぐちぐみ), which population of criminal organization members ヤクザ is the biggest in Japan. Therefore she also knows the dialect of Hiroshima 広島弁(ひろしまべん), the language of Yakuza speak. They did intense fight in Shinkansen Railway 新幹線(しんかんせん).

When I listened to Sensai's story, I felt so excited to touch my watch 腕時計(うでどけい)and put my glasses on 眼鏡(めがね)をかける a little bit. Sensai, you are my idol. I like you very much.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Rebirth of Shadow Army

The original Kage No Gundan cannot be replaced, although Shin Kage No Gundan 新・影の軍団 was released. The original version is the best. Therefore the DVD of the original version is released by Toei 東映 so that we can review the classics.

Yet my YouTube account containing a video clip of Kage No Gundan IV was deleted because of the new release. It seems that Kunoichi around Hattori Hanzo have started to work.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Elementary Class Day 9

There was nothing new in class. We just practised what we have learnt before.

First, Kanji homework was returned. Unlike typical Chinese, ninja have their own ways to write Chinese characters. Sensei emphasized the importance of correct drawing of Kanji.

Secondly, two new surnames are introduced: 王(おう)and 橋本(はしもと). If you want to learn more skills yourself, you should go to a library 図書館(としょかん).

Thirdly, when a ninja is in a mission, he should turn off 切る(きる)all communication equipment or he would be traced by enemies.

Finally, a ninja has his own way to remember foreign items so that foreign enemies do not understand.

Paris パリ
Spain スペイン
Italy イタリア
Italian Dinning イタ飯(めし)=イタリア料理(りょうり)

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

3D Creation

3D characters design would be a nightmare. It is really time-consuming to utilize 3D Studio to create such fine items as hair and nylon.

Thank to Alpinek, the famous 3D human figure creation software is introduced. This is called Poser. Another software which is compatible with Poser but free is called DAZ|Studio. There are some communities providing some works and plug-in in the Internet.

It sounds a good software to create our own Kunoichi, doesn't it?


Created by Alpinek. A female assassin who dressed as a bunny girl was hanged to death by her enemies.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Hanjian

In Chinese society, Chinese who work in European or American enterprises are appreciated because of their talent. Yet those who work in Japanese companies or even study Japanese are considered Traitor or Hanjian 漢奸 in Chinese specific term.



This female ninja was caught by Chinese patriotism freaks. She was tortured, raped and killed. Her black bodystocking with bloody skin was torn down all.

Is it actually a historical problem, geographical conflict or political strategy?

Monday, June 04, 2007

Elementary Class Day 8

Let us revise ninja codes matching normal words of the last lesson:

白い恋人(しろいこいびと)
村上春樹(むらかみはるき)
有名(ゆうめい)
国(くに)
会社員(かいしゃいん)
事務員(じむいん)
医者(いしゃ)
新聞(しんぶん)
香港(ほんこん)
渡辺(わたなべ)
山下(やました)
田中(たなか)
張(ちょう)
林(はやし)
李(り)
馬(ま)

Measurement is critical in battles. As the greatest strategist Sun Zi 孫子 said, more and finer measurement, higher probability of success. Numbering is the fundamental of measurement and ninja should know how to handle ninja specific numbering.

0 れい(ゼロ)
1 いち
2 に
3 さん
4 よん(し)
5 ご
6 ろく
7 なな(しち)
8 はち
9 きゅう
10 じゅう
11 じゅういち
20 にじゅう
100 ひゃく
1000 せん

As the above mentioned, numbering is the fundamental for ninja, so we should be careful about that. The code to remind teammates to be careful is:
気(き)を付(つ)けてね
注意(ちゅうい)してね

Why should we remind our teammates? This is because ninja emphasizes team spirit.We need friends 友達(ともだち). Sometimes we will have boyfriends 彼氏(かれし) or girlfriends 彼女(かのじょ) along our lives.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Miss Universe 2007

The champion of Miss Universe 2007 is Japanese. She is called Riyo Mori 森理世.



She looks lovely but sometimes fierce. That's why she have attracted many men, especially for successful men. On the other hand, it shows her probably a female ninja. Why did a Kunoichi participate the Miss Universe campaign? Would she utilize that identity to spy confidential information of each nation? Is any evil scheme ongoing?

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Elementary Class Day 7

Because of my jobs on hand, I was late last night. 先生、遅れてすみません。

Once I walked in the classroom, the last test paper was passed to us. I found two words on the whiteboard:

がっかり
残念(ざんねん)

Both means feeling disappointed. Was Sensei disappointed with our results?

A ninja should be very professional at keeping something secret and hidding them, so we continued to practice how to omit some words in a sentence. The omission is called 省略 ShouRyaku. Something can be omitted, i.e. 省略できます, while some cannot, i.e. 省略できません.

In addition to hide some secret, information collection is another important job of a ninja. How can we do so? From 新聞 Shinbun newspaper パソコン and Personal Computer.

A senior classmate told me that when a ninja collected information, he should be able to distinguish ninja words from typical words. For example, 傘 and 傘(かさ). Could you see the difference?

Ninjutsu is difficult 難しい(むずかしい)...

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Kunoichi Audition

Kunoichi Audition, a competition of Kunoichi, was introduced in Sport Campaign but the given link was broken. Here is the latest URL: http://kunoichi91.ninpou.jp/.

By the way, some schoolmates also build their own blogs and exchange learning experience. Here are some:
張學良
陶小明
Little Step

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Elementary Class Day 5 and 6

Since the weather important in battles, a ninja should know how to detect the humidity. Sensei told us the humidity once she came in the room.

湿度(しつど)がすごいね。
The humidity is high.

She said again next day.

今日(きょう)も湿度が高(たか)いね。
The humidity is high too today.

Then she passed a questionnaire called Anketo アンケート. That was called the today submitting from the office オフィスへ今日提出.

When a ninja decodes a secret message, he should be able to recognize the part of speech of each words. Here is the fundamental pattern of sentence or Bunkei 文型:

Noun A + は + Noun B + です。 (Positive Statement)
Noun A + は + Noun B + ではありません。 (Negative Statement)
Noun A + は + Noun B + じゃありません。 (Negative Statement, Informal)

Noun is called Meishi 名詞 while some assistant part of speech is called Zyoshi 助詞.

Like normal English, they would change the part of speech of a word by changing its suffix such as Toori 通り (Noun) and Tooru 通る (Verb).

In addition, the sound length of a word defines its meaning. For example,

おばさん Aunt vs おばあさん Grandmother
おじさん Uncle vs おじいさん Grandfather
います It is vs いいます It says
きて Wear vs きいて Listen
ビル Building vs ビール Beer
すき Like vs スキー Ski

For people, a ninja can recognize its level by their names. If their names begin with 御、お、ご、み, then they are well respected. For example, Oishasan お医者さん Doctor, Gochisousama 御馳走様 Thank you (I have enjoyed my meal very much).

There are many things to be memorized for a ninja. For example, 〒 郵便番号 Yuubinbangou Postal Code, ワープロ Word Processor, 古い Hurui Old, etc.

Sensei asked us to memorize them as much as possible. The memorization method of a ninja is called Anki 暗記.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Complete Protection

Someone said the uncovered area would be attacked if the bodystocking is used to protect the body of a female ninja. Well, how about if her bodystocking covers all the part, including her fingers and toes?


A kunoichi student put on full sheer bodystocking.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Elementary Class Day Four

A ninja faces challeneges everyday, so he should be well prepared all the time. For students, tests are required. Hiragana test was done last Friday.

After the test, Sensei returned our homework. Most of us failed. She pointed out that most of us missed the secret of the words. Some strokes are sharp while some are blunt. They should not been mixed up. Being a ninja, we should be very very careful or die.

Sensei told us that learning is a process of Listening 聴く, Speaking 話す, Writing 書き and Reading 読み in order. For example, you listen how to spell a ninja magic, then you practice the spell by speaking. After so, you write it down on a ninja scroll to remember it. You also read other scrolls to improve yourself.

Direction is critical in missions. You will go to your target and keep far from traps. We should instruct our teammates from dangers. The code of direction is Kosoado Kotoba こそあど言葉.

A ninja covered his face by mask because of hiding his identity. In order to show his identity to his teammates, the following code should be used:

I am a student, not a female ninja. 私は学生です。くノ一ではありません。

This sunday, the ninja institute showed a movie about a super ninja scroll called Death Note. When you write a name on the scroll, the person who is called the name will die. The main character who wanted to utilize the ninja magic to create a new world order was defeated by his enemy's trick. A female ninja who wore black suit was killed and another Kunoichi escaped. It shows that a good strategy (Top Ninja uses) is more useful than a good magic (Entry Ninja uses).

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Elementary Class Day Three

Ninjatsu is not easy for normal people. There were three classmates missed last night. Some classmates complained the progress too fast. However, some talent classmates have caught up very well and gone beyond. Sensei is really a tough Kunoichi. Well, in the real world, it is alive or dead. Don't lag behind.

After submitting the homework, Sensei gave us another Shukudai 宿題, including Chapter 1 Vocabulary 一課の単語, Pronunciation Practice 発音練習 and Chinese Radical Practice 漢字練習. In addition, for better communication in class, Sensei taught us the following simple secret:

Remember 覚えて Oboete
Understand わかる Wakaru
Not understand わからない Wakaranai

Since the mission of ninja is very critical and secret, cooperation and teamwork are important. In order to have a strong teamwork, respect to each other is very important. Ninja does not miss any greeting あいさつ when he does something, e.g. come in, start to eat, sleep, etc.

Good morning お早うございます Ohayougozaimasu
Good bye さよなら Sayonara
Good afternoon 今日は Konnichiha
Good evening 今晩は Konbanha
Good night お休みなさい Oyasuminasai
Please どうぞ Douzo
Thank you very much どうぞありがとう Douzoarigatou
Excuse me すみません Sumimasen
Start to eat いただきます Itadakimasu
Finish eating ごちそうさま Gochisousama
Sorry for my late 遅れてすみません Okuretesumimasen
I go いってきます Ittekimasu
Please go いってらっしゃい Itterasshai
I am back ただいま Tadaima
Welcome back お帰りなさい Okaerinasai

In addition, Sensei trained us four variations of ん sound:

m sound -
Samma 秋刀魚 Sanma
Civilization 文明 Bunmei
Seeing 見物 Kenbutsu
Jogging 散歩 Sanpo

n sound -
Everybody 皆 Minna
Objection 反対 Hantai
Chimney 煙突 Entotsu
Track 線路 Senro
Bookshelf 本棚 Hondana
This time 今度 Konto

ng sound -
Weather 天気 Tenki
Bank 銀行 Gingou
Music 音楽 Ongaku

N sound -
Clerk 店員 Tenin
Thousand dollar 千円 Senen
Safety 安心 Anshin
Check 検査 Kensa
Bakery パンヤ Panya
Best friend 親友 Shinyuu
Telephone 電話 Denwa
Woman clothes 婦人服 Huzinhuku
The book is read 本を読む Honwoyomu

Wow, like ninja variation, the single sound varies a lot.

In English, the order of alphabet starts from a, b, c and so on. In Ninja code, the secret order follows i, ro, ha, ... Words have no obvious relation with each other. Actually the order comes from いろは歌 the song of Iroha.

Sensei said we would learn much efficiently if we had an electronic dictionary 電子辞書, as well as NDS that provides written explanation. When you write a ninja word on the screen of NDS, it will show explanations of the word. The latter sounds a good choice.

For those who would like to find ninja in Japan, it is suggested to browse the website of Hiragana Times. It is a useful website for foreigners in Japan.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Elementary Class Day Two

I feel that Sensei looks more beautiful once I watch her more. Is it her Kunoichi Ninpou くノ一忍法.

Like business administration, Ninja Strategy focuses on Time Management. Here is the code of Time Management as the following:

Weekday 曜日 Youbi
Monday 月曜日 Getsu Youbi
Tuesday 火曜日 Ka Youbi
Wednesday 水曜日 Sui Youbi
Thursday 木曜日 Moku Youbi
Friday 金曜日 Kin Youbi
Saturday 土曜日 Do Youbi
Sunday 日曜日 Nichi Youbi

Since Time Management is important, it should be kept in secret. When ninja exchange data of Time, they communicate in secret words:

Which weekday is today?
今日は何曜日ですか?Kyou Ha Naniyoubi Desuka?

Today is Friday.
今日は金曜日です。 Kyou Ha Kinyoubi Desu.

What is today?
今日は何日ですか? Kyou Ha Nannichi Desuka?

Today is the eleventh of May.
今日は五月十一日です。 Kyou Ha Gogatsuzyuuichinichi Desu.

Sensei said she was good at Judo 柔道. Wow, being a professional Kunoichi, not only Ninja Magic, but also Material Art should be very well for attack and defence.

She said she was curious about local Foot Massage 足つぼマッサージ. Did she mean to use such method to assassinate male enemies?

In the end of the lesson, she asked us to do more exercises 練習 because there will be some tests テスト in the coming weeks. They include tests of Hiragana ひらがな, Katakana カタカナ and Pronunciation 発音. She drew a lovely heart icon beside an encouraging phrase: 頑張ってね!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Elementary Class Day One

In order to understand more about Kunoichi, I enrolled a ninja class and it was the first lesson yesterday.

When the teacher came, I was surprised. Instead of a serious elder man, she was a beautiful, energetic and well-built lady. I doubted whether she was really a female ninja.

"My name is Mizu." she said.

Mizu 水 means the water. Kunoichi belongs to the element of water. Well, why could a Kunoichi speak in native American English?

"My father is Japanese and my mother is American." she continued to introduce herself.

This explained why her English was so fluent. If she was a child of a ninja and a catwoman, then she would be a very powerful Kunoichi. She asked us to call her Sen Sei 先生.

Then she asked us to introduce themselves.

"ケイ。私は学生です。(My name is Kay. I am a student.)" I replied.

There were some senior classmates. They called themselves Sha Kai Zin 社会人.

After introduction, she assigned a secret number to each of us. The number is called Ban Go 番号. Each of us got the number during collecting three sets of ninja scrolls.

I learnt two sets of ninja codes. One set is called Hiragana ひらがな and the other is Katakana カタカナ. Rather than simply writing it down, she forced us to follow the order of stroke 書き順. If we did not follow, the code that looked right would be wrong. It was really a mysterious ninja magic.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Net Fiction

The Internet has changed China, which had been a closed and mysterious country. Chinese show off their creativity through the Internet. One is Net Fiction.

Net Fiction is a kind of fiction published on the Internet instead of traditional bookstore. Unlike traditional books, its content is various and independent to the popularity of topics. Some of them are involved in community participation. Therefore you will be suprised with how special it is after you read it.

Here is an example: Bu Si Xie Shen 不死邪神 by Jiang Hua 江和. The story was it about Chinese heroes fought against Kunoichi group. Let us explore how female ninja were killed there.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Black and Red

As you see in Survival Arts and Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja, bad Kunoichi dress in black stocking and red suit. This combination likely represents a popular bad girl.

darkladylaughed posted a typical female enemy, who wore black stocking as well as red OL suit or swimming suit. Let us terminate her!

Reference: 悪の華 ~Dark Lady Laughed and Danced~

Monday, April 30, 2007

Her Real Identity

The female dancer shown in the previous article is called Yuki Hsu 徐懷鈺.

Why did she dress the black body stocking? This is because her real identity is really Kunoichi. (Here is the News)

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Martial Art and Dance

The Chinese pronunciation of Martial Art and Dance are the same (Wu). Both activities consume considerable energy. Dressing is important in the speed of movement and reduction of energy consumption. Kunoichi wears bodystocking, so does a female dancer.


Dance Campaign - Xue Huai Yu















Reference: Yuki.net.cn 愛鈺學園

Friday, April 27, 2007

Revenge of Family

The female ninja in the previous article was said to aim at revenge of her father. What will the story be? A Japanese company Kasakura Publishing Co,.Ltd. 笠倉出版社 has created a full story with some historical background.

In 1579, Oda Nobukatsu 織田信雄 attacked Iga 伊賀, the homeland of ninja, but failed. Therefore his father Oda Nobunaga 織田信長, a famous Japanese lord, attacked the region again and destroyed the region. This is known as Rebellion of Tenshoh Iga 天正伊賀の乱.



The AV called Kunoichi Sengoku Biyuden くノ一戦国美勇伝 begins with five female ninjas' plan of killing Oda Nobunaga for revenge of their families.

Mr. Cosmoman doubted whether sexual methods would work in assassination. The AV may give you some hints. Four of five Kunoichi were killed by samurai of Oda Group. One successfully used a sexual ninja magic called Snake Attack to kill a samurai, yet she was also dead due to exhaustion.

The ending was a modified version of Incident at Honnoji 本能寺の変. Rather than the army of Akechi Mitsuhide 明智光秀 in the real history, Oda Nobunaga was killed by the only remained Kunoichi Rin 凛.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Second Life

Second Life is believed to be the most famous online game. There are some news updated about this game in Internation Section of newspaper. This is because this game simulates the life of the real world, from daily life to politics. Some researchers study how the virtual world interacts with the real world.



Someone in the game dressed up as a female ninja (Black Veil, Black Suit, Black Stocking. Bingo!) and aims at revenage for her father. What if you were her enemies? Let's explore our second life in the game.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Adaptation

Shinobi is well known as a movie of Novel Adaptation of a great ninja novel. There will be another popular work of Kunoichi Comics Adaptation - Sexual Story of Kunoichi Maple.



Reference: TMC Preview

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Lyrics: Ten Kunoichi

十個抗敵的女忍

曲:黃耀明
詞:女忍殺

在某午夜敵報鐘聲響遍
城裡受命抗敵部隊發現
全身穿黑絲

十個決定去抗敵的少女
其中一位想起她少鍛煉
實在是危險 報了名便算

另有別個勇敢的成員
為了要共愛侶一起更甜
靜悄靜悄 便決定轉身竄

又有為了母親的勸勉
在這社會最怕走得太前
罷了罷了 便歸家往後轉

十個決定去抗敵的少女
來到這段落 只得七女士
集合在橋邊

為了決定去抗敵的主見
其中三位竟終於反了臉 謾罵著離開
這生不願見

尚有共四個穩健成員
又有個願說卻不肯向前
在理論裡 沒法殺敵衝擊

被撇下這三位成員 沒法去令這狂敵不再來
瞬息之間 葬身於這巨變

在這夜這猛火像燎原
大眾議論到這三位女忍 變似在怨
用處沒有一點

在這夜這猛火像燎原
大眾議論到這三位女忍 亂說亂說
愈說只有愈遠

十減一得九 九減一得八
八減一得七 七減一得六

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Hello World

I am recently frustrated due to my own business as well as the deletion of my picture collection in Zoto. The world trends to much unstable and unreliable. Yet many readers, i.e. YOU, still post comments in my blog. I am very happy about that. Thank you very much.



>>Then there is some manga and anime with a kunoichi as heroines?.

You can find such stories in my previous articles like Kunoichi in Bakumatsu and Ninja Chicks.

>>With help of ergonomic analysis, we know that Shuriken is quite a deadly weapon for close middle combat.

Thanks for your scientific information. Therefore, if a Kunoichi fails to hide herself from the middle distance to her enemies, like the one in the previous video, she will be discovered and killed.

>> may i know your email address? ... i will be honoured if you would accept some of my drawings and post it on your blog. ...

Certainly. My email address is edison1610@hotmail.com. It is my honor to show your drawing of female ninja. Yet I am still finding an appropriate Image Sharing Area with few limitation and free of charge. Do you have any idea?

It is my pleasure that this blog has given you new insights into the world of Kunoichi. I am not a hentai fan either. As mentioned in my name, I am a TERMINATOR.

Let us exchange ideas and works about Kunoichi.

>> How can I save the videos sent by yaoming2046?

Try to search in Google about any software to download the video stream of Youtube. I have not done so.

>> Karai also appears on the Turtles fighting video game.

Really? Which game? I just know the game Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters and the lady ninja in the game is called Aska.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Secret Weapon

A popular feature of ninja is their secret weapons. Shuriken 手裏剣 is the well-known one. There are actually various secret weapons, dependent to the environment of usage.

However, there is a limitation of secret weapons. The fatal advantage is its small size and rapid attack, yet its power is smaller compared to conventional weapons. Therefore, they are suitable for assassination rather than face-to-face conflict.



The female ninja was good at secret weapons. Yet she was discovered by enemies and hid her beauty under the veil by suicide.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Twins Mission

The story claimed that because of internal psychological communication, the cooperation of twins could be maximized.


However, when they walk into the evil, even if they are beautiful, being killed is their only ending.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

International Women's Day

Whatever relation with Women's Day, all of my photos stored in Zoto.com have been removed. My account is suspended too. The power of Kunoichi worldwide is really significant.

If you are a reader of this blog, please feel free to send me Kunoichi image URLs. Thanks a lot.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The largest enemy of ninja turtles is known as Shredder. He has a female ninja called Karai. He raised her as his daughter.

This female enemy will show off again in the latest 3D animation Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, released on 23 March 2007. Zhang Ziyi will cast to voice this female devil.


Karai leads Foot Clans.


Karai over her dead daughter.


Leo apparently defeats Karai.

Reference: Karai - Wikipedia

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Taimanin Asagi

A successful movie will lead to an adapted video game and vice versa. A wonderful Japanese PC game called Taimanin Asagi 対魔忍アサギ is an example.

The PC game, which was developed by Lilith Soft, has been popular and its story is adapted to an animation called 対魔忍アサギ Vol.01逆襲の朧, released on 2 Mar 2007 by Pixy Soft.



Reference:

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Fiction: 夢的盡頭.第三節.改

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation. The story was adapted from the last chapter of the Legend of the Galactic Heroes 銀河英雄伝説 by Yoshiki Tanaka 田中芳樹.

除了米達麥亞(Wolfgang Mittermeyer)和克斯拉(Ulrich Kessler)之外的五位一級上將和軍務尚書奧貝斯坦(Paul von Oberstein)元帥之飄蕩著爆炸之前的詭異氣氛.軍務尚書告訴大家,鼓吹建立以地球(Earth)為中心的母系社會的地球教徒,他們的殘黨為了結束皇帝萊茵哈特(Reinhard von Lohengramm)的生命,不久之後將會攻擊臨時皇宮.大本營幕僚總監梅克林格(Ernest Mecklinger)一級上將提出了疑問:地球教徒何必做出這樣的暴行呢?只要再等一段時間,不需要他們出手,事情就可以明朗化了.奧貝斯坦的答覆明快地近乎無情:

”是我把他們引來的.”

”軍務尚書?”

”我散出謠言,說在陛下病情康復之前,將要把地球教信仰的對象-地球摧毁掉.為了阻止皇帝這個行動,他們一定會急躁採取行動.”

室內的空氣凍結了,溫度低到了極致,反而像要燃燒般地冷卻了.

”你是說你把皇帝當成餌?盡管我們沒有多少時間選擇方法,可是這豈是一個為人臣子能做的事?”

梅克林格的彈劾被冷然駁回了.

”皇帝無可避免地即將逝去,然而,羅嚴克拉姆王朝卻要繼續下去.為了王朝的將來,地球教的狂信者必須要以根除.為逹此目的,我只是要求皇帝幫一下忙而已.”

畢典菲爾特(Fritz Josef Bittenfeld)無意識地握緊了右手,往前踏出了半步,他的兩眼中冒著火花,在行星海尼森(Heinessen)發生過的情況似乎又要再擴大重演了.就在這個時候......

”總而言之,現在以消滅地球教徒為首要任務.分散指揮系統或許反而就中了狂信者們的圈套了,我們也接受克斯拉總監的指示來行吧.”

繆拉(Neithardt Muller)拼命地自我壓抑著,然後說了這樣的話.一場衝突勉勉強強地避掉了.

於是,從二十時到二十二時之間,在狂風暴雨中,臨時皇宮展開了與內外敵人對峙的爭鬥準備工作.而整個行動幾乎是在無聲的狀態下進行著,這全然是為了不打擾到在三樓等待著死神的到來的皇帝的安寧.由於暴風雨的關系,機械的警備系統都無力化了,結果只可以冷兵器短刀相接.克斯拉的部下們在暴雨,泥濘中四處巡邏,搜尋入侵者.

二十時十五分,帝國軍擊殺了第一個入侵者:她走近建築物之前已被守衛發現.守衛埋伏她必經之路,當她走過,便從後一手環抱著她的上身,另一手則抓著頭顱,用力一扭,她的頸椎骨頓然截斷.她斷氣一刻,從面紗發出微弱的尖叫聲,然後依偎著守衛的身體滑落倒地.守衛上前檢查那具屍體.她穿著紫色長袖健美舞衣襪褲,與高跟鞋的顏色一樣.她身上沒有其它武器,除了以超合鋼鑄造的尖銳高跟.守衛慢慢撫摸襪褲部份,再慢慢摸上去,用手指在下體插弄數下,確定入侵者是女性.然後摸到繫著黃絹帶的腰間,再摸到兩頭豐滿的胸部.那件健美舞衣是連著套頭面紗的.守衛看著死者楚楚的眼神,拉下她的面紗,看清楚她的面貌.她看來很年輕,像十七,八歲.守衛隨即回覆克斯拉.

克斯拉聽過第一手報告,證實了之前的情報:經過上次的一役,地球教徒差不多消滅殆盡,只剩下平日搜索情報的女間諜,現在都出動變成女殺手了.

在建築物一樓的西廂房裡等待著的尤里安(Julian Minci)一行人也不能置身事外.

”或許,我們該感謝地球教徒吧?因為對地球教徒的共同憎惡使得銀河帝國和民主主義找出了共同的道路......”

然而,這當然是一種反話,並不是尤里安的本意.地球教徒,尤其是其指揮者們是暗殺楊威利(Yang Wen-li)的仇敵.為了多多少少能幫上一點忙,把卡琳(Katerose Von Kreuzell)留在室內之後,尤里安,亞典波羅(Dusty Attemborough),波布蘭(Oliver Poplan)三個人便走到走廊上去.

"為了,保護皇帝,我們,在費沙(Phezzan Dominion),和地球教徒,作戰......”

波布蘭奇妙地把音節分開了.

”有一種遊戲就是把文章分成幾段,然後把不同的段落組合起來的玩法吧?我突然想起這個.我們會在這個地方做這種事.這是在五十天前想都想不到的事.不會太無聊真是好呀!”

尤里安很同意波布蘭的說詞,但是他的注意力立刻就轉到其它方向去了.亞典波羅看到倒在走廊上的黑衣女子,好像被擊中而逃到這裡來的.她渾身都是雨,泥和血.

”借她的高跟鞋一用吧!沒有武器什麼都不能做.”

當亞典波羅脫了死者的高跟鞋,把高跟拔出來的時候,走廊的照明滅掉了.一瞬間,三個人出於反射地貼上了牆壁.遠遠的走廊閃過了光束,腳步聲響起.一個很顯然不是帝國軍士兵,而是穿著健美舞衣襪褲的女子出現在剛剛才習慣了黑暗的三人面前.高跟從亞典波羅的手上飛射出來,插入那個女子的額頭,她便瞪著眼應聲倒地.

與其說亞典波羅是一名飛刀手,倒不如說是地球教徒自己跑到光線前面來還比較恰當些.然而,不管怎麼說,一個入侵者倒了,可以確定的是尤里安他們又拿到了多一對高跟.或許是自動發電裝置啟動吧,照明又亮了起來.在風雨和雷鳴之中,在臨時皇宮的內外,帝國軍士兵似乎正和地球教徒之間持續著慘烈的攻防戰.

一個玻璃碎裂聲震著尤里安的耳膜.尤里安並沒有很在意這件事,但是,這個碎裂卻引發了一個重要的結果.奧貝斯坦的腹部至胸口都湧出血液,整個身體好像撕扯開來.

這是二十時十五分時的事.

行刺成功的地球教徒一行繞過建築物的西側想往外逃.他們的行踪在雷光的閃動下清楚地浮現出來.一道細細閃光穿過黑夜和風雨,水平飛出,一個像男性的教徒張開兩手倒了下來.其它穿著健美舞衣襪褲的女子濺起了泥濘,想改變逃跑的方向.

”想跑到哪裡去?地球教徒.”

一支高跟朝著年輕的聲音射去,陽台的柱子發出悲鳴.

尤里安在陽台把身體轉了兩三圈,在靜止的那一瞬間飛出兩支高跟,閃光在他手中迸射而出,兩個地球教徒發高尖的聲音倒了下來.他們的濺起泥水和血液在地翻滾,然後最後也只是痙攣了一下就不動了.

第三個,也就是最後一個女子轉過身想逃,然而,亞典波羅就站在她面前.她再度想變換方向.然而,這次她面對的是眼力比尤里安還好的波布蘭.雨和黑夜形成了雙層布廉,把她封鎖在另一個小小的世界中.

”殺妳之前有一件事一定要問清楚.”

尤里安從陽台走出來.雨滴立刻傾灑在他身上.

”總大主教呢?總大主教在哪裡?”

”總大主教?”

女子喃喃說道.尤里安對她這個反應感到意外,原本以為是地球教徒出於敬畏地覆頌.然而,女子卻發出了嘲弄千萬人,包括她自己在內的笑聲.

”總大主教就是他,就倒在那邊啊!”

女子指著已經成為屍體的一個男人.波布蘭非常無禮地用靴子前端翻過伏在地上的屍體.一瞬間,他把尖銳的視線射向醜怪老人的臉上.然後,他無言地蹲下來,翻起死者臉上的皮膚.那是一個制工精密的軟質橡膠面具.在黑暗,在微微的照明之下浮現了一個瘦小卻出人意料的年輕男子的臉.

”妳說這傢伙是總大主教?”

”那個男人深信自己就是總大主教,其實是個白痴,只不過是一具背誦機器罷了.”

”怎麼說?”

”真正的總大主教在地球上,埋在巨大的岩石底下,或許百萬年以後他會變成化石被挖掘出來.”

女子充滿嘲諷的口吻似乎不知道該有結束,事實上並沒有那麼長的時間,然而女子彷彿被一種心理排泄的衝動所驅策一般,不停地說著.地球教的總大主教之死被信徒們掩飾了起來.那個白痴男子於是被推出來當替身.地球教的實質隊員,包括她自己在內,只剩下這天晚上入侵的廿名而已.她就像失去控制的水龍頭一樣滔滔不絕地說著這些事情.

在聽著對方講這些話的時候,尤里安的記憶再度回復,他完成了復仇心的拼圖.他曾在地球教的本部看過這個女子,也知道她的身份-主教秘書維納絲(Venus).

記憶的再現使他立刻採取了行動.

”楊提督的仇!”

他執著一支高跟二話不說插入維納絲的下體去.地球教的年輕秘書帶著不像恐懼而像是包含失望的眼神睨視著尤里安,彷彿對自己的雄辯被中斷而感到真正的失望似的.她的下體湧出鮮紅的血液,沿著她藍色的絲襪褲流下,穿著絲襪褲的雙腿不停地抖振,映出冷豔的顏色和曲線.她穿著絲襪手套的手,一隻抓著尤里安的肩膀,一隻抓著自己的乳房.她一邊呻吟,一邊靠著尤里安的身體滑下,伏在地上抽搐.尤里安不想知道這些,然而,對方蒙面的眼神好像把優布.特留尼西特(Job Trunicht)死前的表情兇暴化了幾分似的.秘書小姐最後還吐出揉合了血和詛咒般的毒語:

“啊...啊...殺了我也沒有用的,打倒羅嚴克拉姆王朝的人一定會出現,而這一切都將結束了......”

秘書小姐丟下的這些臺詞並沒有帶給尤裏安一絲一毫的感動.她一定是認為他把所知道的有關地球教徒的情報提供給帝國治安機關的話就可以確保住自己的生命,然而,尤裏安沒有義務要讓秘書小姐狡猾的方程式成立.

“不要搞錯了,我對羅嚴克拉姆王朝的將來沒有任何責任,我殺妳是為楊威利報仇,我說的話妳聽到了沒有?”

“哈...哈...啊...啊...”

“還有帕特里契夫(Fyodor Patrichev)少將的仇、布魯姆哈爾特(Linier Blumehart)中校的仇、其他許多人的仇,妳一個人的命怎麼賠得起?”

維納絲的身體被尤里安截取圍欄的鐵枝接二連三地狂插,她好像像一條瀕死的魚般在地上彈跳了兩三次.她玲瓏的身型在緊身衣下展露無遺,緊身衣卻令她失血更快.蒙著面的她發出幾下呻吟聲,便不動了.因為緊身衣太緊,所以地上好像有具裸露的藍色屍體.

“主角太緊張了吧?這樣哪還有我們上場的機會啊?”

當亞典波羅帶著苦笑喃喃地說著時,夾雜著帝國公用語的會話聲正朝著他們這邊靠上來。他們從維納絲那不受祝福的屍體旁退開了一步,等著憲兵們的處置.

另一方面,一個有著比維納絲秘書更大名聲,而且受到更多責難的人物下正朝著死亡前進.

軍務尚書以責問著不合理性的視線看著自己腹部上被切開的那一個紅黑色的傷口.他把受了重傷的身體躺在樓下的一個房門裏接受著軍醫的治療,然而,當軍醫告訴他必須到醫院接受緊急手術時,奧貝斯坦拒絕了.

“明明沒救的卻要裝成還有救,這不但是一種偽善,而且也是一種技術和勞動的浪費.”

他這種冷漠的說詞讓四周的人感到膽怯,他又加了一段話。

“轉告拉貝納特,我的遺書就在書桌的第三個抽屜裏,要他一事不漏地照章執行.還有,已經沒有多少時間,就照自己的意願去做事吧.只要告訴他這些就夠了.”

發現大家都對拉貝納特這個名字表現出狐疑的表情時,軍務尚書只好說明那是他的一個忠實執事.說明結束時,他閉上了兩眼,遮斷了人們的視線.三十秒之後,軍醫確定他已經死了.軍務尚書奧貝斯坦元帥享年三十九歲.

日後,根據殘存下來的地球教徒的告白,她們誤以為奧貝斯坦的房間就是皇帝的病房所以才走了進去。在雙方對峙中,一名穿著黑色連身絲襪褲,外加紅色泳衣,用紅色面紗蒙面的女教徒衝向奧貝斯坦.他則清脆利落地用軍刀腰斬了她,絲襪被軍刀割破發出嘶嘶的聲音,她的身體一分為二,剩下來的絲襪長腿在水晶燈下閃亮令人迷暈的銀光.可惜人多勢眾,軍務尚書代皇帝受死了.究竟這只是計畫之內的殉死呢?抑或是純粹的計算錯誤?關於這一點,瞭解他的人分成了兩派意見,而且任何一方都對自己的主張沒有完全的自信.由於大家都在等候皇帝的臨終,所以對於軍務尚書的猝死沒有多大的關心.對奧貝斯坦來說,這或許反而是他最大的期望.結果,一直到死,奧貝斯坦的存在都和萊因哈特的影子重疊在一起.

Monday, February 26, 2007

What a Strong Man

Someone said that a female ninja was raped to death because she was just a prostitute without any idea of martial art. Yet a man showed his male strength against various female warriors:

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Commercial Spy

I don't like most Hotgied works because they are ugly and awful. The models are just naked or badly dressed, and tortured in similarly boring methods. However, Kendra's work Jun/24/03 is an exception.


Kendra was a commercial spy to steal the secret elevator plan but failed in the mission. She was caught by Torque. Eventually she was tortured to death by the secret elevator.

Her look of office lady is nice and charming; red hair, white shirt and black pantyhose. When she dressed the black pantyhose, she has inherited the spirit of Kunoichi as well as the fate.

Very appreciated.

Reference: HOGTIED

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Mist of Chaos

As mentioned, when a lady dresses up bodystocking, she becomes a formal Kunoichi. She should prepare well for every mission as well as her death.


The last mission of Himiko was failed.

Here is another good news for female ninja freaks. PS3 will release a game called Mist Of Chaos ミスト オブ カオス. A character is a beautiful female ninja called Kirigakure Sakura 霧隠桜. She wears a black veil and black bodystocking. Perfect!


Sakura was cut into half.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Kunoichi Training Institute

If you are a girl and you want to become a smart, strong and sexy female ninja, you should study in a school rather than by yourself.



くの一養成女学校「シノビ塾」 is a blog of a Kunoichi Training Institue. Wish you will learn more in the blog and become a successful female ninja.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Three Lady Assassins

Romance of Three Kingdoms 三國演義 is a famous Chinese story about heroes fighting for the united China between 220 AC and 280 AC. It is not only a classical literature, but also famous video games due to massive promotion and development of Japanese video game companies.



A fighting game called Warriors of Fate 天地を喰らう2・赤壁の戦い is one about the heroic story. As well as brand new style of traditional heroes, it brings three lovely female assassins Mei-Mei 美美, Mei-Ya 美冴 and Mei-Ling 美鈴.

    Three Lady Assassins (midi, original)

    Three bad mice, dressin' tights.
    See how they die, see how they die.
    They all fight after the king's fight'r,
    Who cut off their waists with a carving knife.
    Did you ever see such a thing in your life
    As three bad mice?

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Everyone's Japanese

There are plenty of resources of Kunoichi in Japanese websites. Learning Japanese is a must to access those websites. However, Japanese is somehow difficult for English speakers, especially for handling mixed usage of Hiragana, Katakana and Chinese characters.

Some people would use some online translators for understanding and expressing Japanese, which they do not know. Yet the difference between English and Japanese in grammar and culture causes the result disatisfactory. Amongst various online translators, I would like to recommend the online translator of Excite Japan because this translator's wording is more proper.

For long term, we should open the Japanese textbook Everyone's Japanese みんなの日本語.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Decode

The Urban Kunoichi let me know the importance of Ninja's capability of decoding in the information era. So if you wanna become a successful Kunoichi, you should have an outstanding IQ. Let me challenge you here:



What is the answer? Why?

Reference: IQtest.dk

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Frozen Beauty: Kunoichi

Here are shared photos modified in Frozen Beauty:








The author's photo editing skill is excellent, isn't his?

Friday, January 26, 2007

Middle East Invasion

A friend said he would form a group of female ninja to fight against the capitalism empire. Yes, you could do so. Female ninja do not only appear in Japan, but also some non-Japanese lords form Kunoichi teams.



Crusaders invaded the Middle East thousand years ago. The local formed a group of veiled female assassins to strike against the invaders. However the female gang sacrificed their lives but failed the mission. How poor they were.

Likewise, being a female assassin, she should accept being killed at last. Let us finish her!

Reference: Episode 10, Robin Hood by BBC

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Kunoichi Rhapsody

Some friends expressed their concern about Masuda Chiho. I am concerned with her too, so I modified Freddie Mercury's Bohemian Rhapsody to commemorate such poor female ninja.

Kunoichi Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor girl, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Oka1, just under arrest
Put a veil on my head
Dressed my nylon2, now I'm black
Oka, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Oka, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Oka, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Samurai3, Samurai will you use Mokubaza4
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Kunoichi, Kunoichi,
Kunoichi, Kunoichi,
Kunoichi Nihon5 - schiavo

But I'm just a poor girl and nobody loves me
She's just a poor girl from a poor family
Spare her her life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Zinmutenno6! No - we will not let you go - let her go
Zinmutenno! We will not let you go - let her go
Zinmutenno! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Oka mia, Oka mia, Oka mia let me go
Akuryo7 has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

Reference:
1 - mother
2 - the bodystocking of female ninja
3 - the executor against Chiho
4 - a Japanese torture method
5 - Japan
6 - the first emperor of Japan
7 - the devil spirit