Wednesday, July 26, 2006

YouTube at glance



Some video clips about killing female ninjas or assassins are uploaded to Youtube. Let's enjoy them at YouTube.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Fiction: 最後的關口

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation.


Part I

這時候軍隊已經表明中立,反對派的民兵也攻佔總統官邸.巴倫率領先頭部隊搶先到達頂層的辦公室,正要逮捕涉嫌貪污的獨裁總統阿爾韋托.可是,在他們面前卻出現三名神秘人攔截去路.

她們外表確實神秘,她們都帶著摩托車頭盔,不知她們的容貌,只可以從她們隆起的胸部,纖細的腰段和豐滿的臀部來斷定她們是女性.

”哼!你們這幫人真是大逆不道,竟然闖進總統官邸來.你們將會得到應有的懲罰.”其中一名神秘人走上前來說.她的穿著一套典型黑色的行政人員套裝短裙,那對黑色淺薄又帶點光澤的絲襪褲把她那雙秀腿從高跟鞋到膝蓋至大腿的曲線鈎畫出來.

”民主的真諦便是要大逆不道!當領導人在能力或道德上出現問題,那便得下台.既然阿爾韋托違反遊戲規則,那便要依法辦理.唔...我男子漢不殺女人,妳們還是讓路給我們把阿爾韋托逮捕吧.”其中一位身形龐大的民兵叉著腰間,扯高氣揚地說,好像演說一般.其它民兵聽到都吶喊助威.

當大家都興高采烈的時候,那位演講的民兵突然人俯前翻,伏在地上,動一不動.因為來得太突然,所以大家都嚇得鴉雀無聲.

”大逆不道也得看看你們的本事啊.”另一名神秘人走上前來說.這名神秘人穿著得像一名少女,上身穿著紅色的毛衣外套,下身則是深藍色緊身的迷你牛仔裙.她的絲襪褲是黑色的,厚身而又亮麗得很.她的高跟鞋與她的外衣襯托得配合,同樣是紅色的.

”小心呀!”巴倫大喊警告呆若木雞的民兵.當巴倫看見那兩名穿著黑色絲襪褲的神秘女打手,他便想起她們可能是傳說中的女忍者了.女忍者確是忍術恐怖,殺傷力驚人,但是通常只有日本大家族才有機會領養女忍者的.究竟阿爾韋托有什麼本事可以領養那三名女忍者呢?巴倫對於這點大惑不解.

不過,他的警告來不及女忍者的攻勢.穿著套裝裙的女忍者跳上兩名民兵的頭上,然後用鞋跟踏穿他們的天靈蓋.然後,她打一個筋斗降落地上.跟著舉高一條腿,高至雙肩.其中一名民兵正站在她的前方,看見她除了穿著絲襪外,內裡沒穿內褲.而這名民兵則是繼後要死的人.她轉身揮腿,利用鞋跟割破敵人的喉嚨,把包圍她的民兵全部割殺.

另一名穿牛仔裙的也不甘示弱,她跳高並坐上民兵的肩膀上,用大腿鉗著對方的身體.這一刻那個民兵享受著被厚身絲襪大腿夾著的快感,下一刻卻被她扭斷頸椎喪命.她殺了一個,便在高空打一個筋斗,跳至另一個民兵上,依葫蘆畫瓢殺死下一個.兩名女忍者如是般把所有民兵殺得清光,只剩下巴倫一人.雖然他對於跟從他闖進官邸的民兵死光感到非常傷心和憤怒,但是面對三名可怕的神秘人依然神態自若.

Part II

當兩名女忍者與巴倫對峙的時候,穿著套裝裙的女忍者忽然飛到半空中,不,她是被吊到半空中.這個時候剛才伏在地上身形龐大的民兵爬了起來,左手拉緊一條鋼䌫.原來那個民兵在剛不知什麼時候安置這個勒頸索,趁她不為意的時候索著她的頸項,把她吊到半空中.

”我們好歹都是革命英雄的後代,怎會那麼輕易給妳們這些傀儡擊倒呢?”那名民兵把插在頸部的一頭針拔出來,把這個女忍者的暗器丟到地上.

”大傻,你的肥肉救了你一命吧.”巴倫安心見到大傻安然無樣.

另一方面,被吊起的女忍者則不停掙扎,雙手執緊索頸的環,雙腿前後舞動,不過這些動作只會徒勞.眼見及此,穿牛仔裙的女忍者便衝上前來攻擊,不過巴倫已經站在她的面前.

”妳的對手是我巴倫.”巴倫指著她,然後拇指向地.

那名女忍者已經急不及待起腿踢向巴倫的頸椎去.在她踢起的那條腿上,水晶燈照射到深厚亮麗的黑色絲襪,映出泛泛的銀光,展現著她的美腿曲線.

”你配做我的對手嗎?...怎可能?”女忍者赫然發現,雖然她踢中他的頸椎,但是似乎巴倫已經早有準備,鎖緊頸骨,絲毫無損.

”對,妳不配做我的對手.”巴倫抓著她的腳眼,把她轉身舉起,跟著重重的擲在地上.然後巴倫躍至半空,再用膝蓋鑿去她的肛門位置.伏在地上的女忍者便大叫一聲,仰首而伸,雙手試圖撐起身體,然而巴倫已經騎在她的背上.

巴倫興奮,一拳擊向她的頭盔,結果自食其果,紅了拳頭.憤怒的巴倫把她的頭盔脫下,發見她的頭套著黑色絲襪,似乎除了外面的厚身絲襪,內裡還穿著一件從頭部到身軀至四肢都包裹著的淺薄絲襪.

”嗚,妳真是很醜陋.”大傻指著伏在地上的女忍者,食指左右舞動,蔑視她那張被絲襪套得變了形貌的面容.

巴倫抓著她的衣領,把她拖到牆邊.巴倫著她站來,女忍者則不由自主地依著牆邊站起來.可是迎接她起來的是一個右鈎拳,接著便是一個左鈎拳.

”嗚...嗚...這就是你的本事嗎?”回應女忍者的這句話是一拳狠狠的擊向她的小腹,她疼痛得變了腰,雙手抓著牆身.

”嗚...也許這便是女忍者的宿命.”女忍者自嘲地說.

”哼!命運不是唯命是從,而是掌握在自己手中.”巴倫回應道,然後用膝蓋連續地撞向她的腹部,每一次的撞擊都使女忍者淒厲慘叫.

”用力吧!”女忍者喃喃地道,巴倫聽著更順其心意,一下比一下更有力,女忍者的慘叫聲也越來越尖銳.

數十下的毆擊後,巴倫似乎有點累,抓著她的衣領,再次把摔在地上.與此同時,被吊在半空的女忍者已經由掙扎舞動,變得只有抽搐數下,雙手也已經垂了下來.

”覺悟了嗎?”大傻用力拉下鋼䌫,把她拉至水晶燈處.水晶燈的電流通過女忍者的身體,使她不其然地渾身起舞,帶著頭盔的頭,穿著套裝裙的身軀與手臂,黑色絲襪包裹著的雙腿四周揮動,並迴盪著女忍者的淒厲慘叫.水晶燈被過大的電流弄得爆破,散出絲絲的火花,在水晶的拆射下,燦爛的銀光互相輝映,伴隨著她的死亡.大傻放開了手,鋼䌫部份索在水晶燈架上,女忍者的屍首則降吊在半空中.

”這便是女忍者的命運了...來吧!了結我!”臥在地上的女忍者喊出最後的悲鳴.巴倫拾起一支死去民兵用的長槍,用槍的利刀刺入女忍者的喉嚨去.

”太...好了.”女忍者的頭反射作用地舉起,吐出她的遺言.她穿著深厚黑色絲襪的雙腿抽搐數下.當巴倫拔出利刀,血水從傷口湧出,女忍者便嗚呼一聲,喪命.

”妳的同伴都已經伏法了,妳還是覺悟吧.”大傻向一直袖手旁觀的女忍者說.這名女忍者穿著典型的和服,以紅色的背景,加上華麗刺繡圖案.她沒有穿鞋子,露出她內裡穿的絲襪.從她的胸口,雙手及雙腳來看,她內裡也是穿著一件從頭部到身軀至四肢都包裹著的淺薄絲襪.

她緩緩地步前上來.

Part III

女忍者打了一個手勢,突然一陣風從巴倫和大傻吹過.風吹過後,巴倫驚訝看見大傻的頸部滲出血水來,而且越滲越多.巴倫開始擔心,於是走上前拍一拍大傻的肩膀.只是輕輕一拍,大傻的頭慢慢地溜下來掉到地上,而他的無頭屍體也伏到地上去.

”太殘忍了!我要把你五馬分屍!”巴倫憤怒地凝視面前的女忍者.

女忍者沒有作聲,她優雅地解開圍著腰間的和服腰帶,然後執著衣領,用力一扯,把整件和服都脫去丟到遠處.她只是穿著從身體四肢都包裹著的黑色絲襪及遮掩乳頭和陰道的三點式皮衣,她的身體完完全全地展露在巴倫面前.然後,她背著巴倫,露出豐滿的臀部,如舞蹈般拿起掛在牆上的日本太刀.

接著她以雷霆萬鈞之勢轉身衝向巴倫.當她衝到巴倫面前,她迅速拔刀,劈向巴倫的頭顱.

”太慢了,我一早看穿你的居合”巴倫早已準備,雙手在頭顱上夾緊劈下來的刀身.

這個時候,女忍者的刀被巴倫夾往,劈下去又不是,拔回來又不能,可謂進退維谷.

”居合而言,出鞘的刀只是死刀,用死刀的只會是死人.”巴倫使勁奪去那把刀,把它掉到地上去.失去武器的女忍者處於不設防的狀態,當巴倫左手正要劈向她的頭盔,她匆忙地用雙手擋著.與此同時,巴倫的右手插向她的胸處,然後再二重擊地拳擊她的胸口,使她退後數步.在她的退後的時候,遮掩乳頭的皮衣被巴倫扯破了.

女忍者看著自己搖搖曳曳的乳頭,再望著巴倫.巴倫則使出中國功夫般的擒拿手,如貓爪般爪向女忍者,女忍者則使出如詠春拳的手法左擋右架,一時不知鹿死誰手.

後來,女忍者看見巴倫的防衛有破綻,全力一拳揮去他的額頭.硼的一聲,中了,巴倫被這一拳打得頭破血流.不過巴倫非但沒有倒下,反而對著女忍者露出奸狡的微笑.

”妳中計了.”巴倫頂著女忍者的拳擊,左手剎時扯破女忍者遮掩下體的小皮褲,右手手掌隨即插向她的私處.如此一插,女忍者頓時痛得彎了腰,渾身變得無力可使,不過沒有叫出半點聲音.

”忍痛著嗎?還是啞吧?”巴倫乘勝追擊,用力插向她的私處.他使勁地推,同時手掌又用力地鑽動.彎著腰的女忍者被他一步一步地推向後退,後退時全身抽搐,似乎被點中死穴吧.最後巴倫把她迫到牆邊.忽然女忍者使勁用膝蓋撞向巴倫的小腹,這一次輪到巴倫彎著腰,然後女忍者起腳一伸,巴倫仰後倒地.

女忍者馬上騎在巴倫身上,準備壓倒性地反擊.當她準備揮拳的時候,巴倫突然雙手環抱她的腰間,然後慢慢收緊,雖然女忍者試圖用力推開,但是都是徒勞.

巴倫抱著女忍者站起來.他見女忍者無力得她的頭盔伏在他的肩膀上,於是再使勁收緊,收緊得發出如骨頭碎裂的喀嚓喀嚓聲,但是女忍者也沒有發出任何聲響.巴倫見狀,把她抱高,然後用力把她私處撞向他的膝蓋上,女忍者隨即倒臥地上.接著巴倫抓著她的腳眼位置,把她倒吊,用腿夾著她的身體,然後一躍半空中,在用力把她如打樁柱搬撞到地上向,她的頭盔隨即爆裂.

”嗚,妳真是很醜陋.”巴倫望著絲襪包裹著頭的女忍者,重覆死去戰友的對白.

巴倫對敵人毫不留情,一手抓著她的頸部,另一手抓著她的私處,把她舉高,然後狠狠撞向他的膝蓋上,女忍者終於忍受不了,淒厲慘叫一聲.巴倫輕輕放手,她隨即滾到地上去.

女忍者奄奄一息,手腳輕微地抽搐.巴倫沒有再理會她了,為了趕及時間追捕阿爾韋托,準備推開到天台的大門.突然伏在地上的女忍者雙手抓緊他的腳,似乎要用最後一口氣阻止巴倫.巴倫被她抓得緊,脫不了,憤怒的巴倫一手抓著她的頭顱說:”真是不知好歹!”

正當巴倫想一手扭斷她的頸椎的時候,女忍者呻吟地吐出說話來:”不要去,有高壓電.”

巴倫聽得出是一把熟悉的聲音,他毫不猶豫地撕開包裹著她頭部的絲襪,還原她的容貌.正如他聽得出來,伏在他面前的是他的女朋友-來生瞳子.

”那扇門裝有...高壓電流,走去...會電死...”巴倫蹲在地上,抱起奄奄一息的瞳子.

”為什麼是妳?為什麼?”巴倫激動地望著他心愛的人,似乎不相信自己竟然對愛人下如此毒手.

”我...我們三姐妹被指派成為...阿爾韋托的忍者.忍者的使命便是無條件地對主人效忠,對不起...請原諒我們...”

巴倫仰望著吊在半空的屍首,應該是照顧他人無微不至的大姐淚子;再望過去被他一刀刺殺的,應該是天真漫爛甜美可人的三妹愛子.巴倫看著垂死的瞳子,覺得自己簡直是一個殺人狂魔.

”為了對主人效忠,剛才妳們盡力殺光民兵團,但對我手下留情,並讓自己親自死在...我的手上.”

”能夠被你...殺死,我很高興...快...那扇門和鎖著阿爾韋托罪證的...保險箱...的鎖匙...放在我的陰道內...快拿去吧.”

瞳子知道巴倫猶豫,所以一手抓著他的手臂,另一手捉他另一隻手,把它放入自己的私處裡.巴倫無奈地照著去做,摸索地找到一條卡片般的電腦鎖匙.當他慢慢把鎖匙拿出來的時候,瞳子的表情非常痛苦,雙眼閉緊,一手狠狠抓著巴倫的手臂.最後巴倫把鎖匙拿出,瞳子淒然一聲.巴倫卻發現那條鎖匙連著一條東西,紅色的,一環扣一環,長長的.

”那是...”巴倫驚荒地看著自己竟然把瞳子的腸臟都拿了出來.這個時候瞳子雙眼輕輕閉合,雙手也垂下,她的頭依偎在巴倫的懷抱裡.

事後,阿爾韋托已經成功離國,回到日本,並公開他的雙重國藉.另一方面,人民則狂歡地慶祝推翻了獨裁腐敗的政權.他們捉不了阿爾韋托,只好以辦公室裡女忍者的屍體替代.他們替三具屍首脫去所有衣服及頭盔,只剩下從頭到身體至四肢都包裹著的黑色絲襪,保留她們醜陋變形的容貌,然後用垂直的木柱從她們下體插入,穿過喉嚨.晚上,眾人打扮成傳統土人,圍著木柱點火,跳舞唱歌.

第二天,有人在河邊發現了一具浮屍,後來證實是革命英雄巴倫.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Flowery Kunoichi Team

As mentioned in Traveller Yami, Hat and Book, it is a tragedy when female ninjas are controlled by a devil. Even though they are pretty, skillful and loyal, because of loyalty to the devil, they will be terribly eliminated by the just force. Flowery Kunoichi Team 花のくノ一組 is another group of female ninjas loyal to the devil.


They were shown in a Japanese Super Hero TV series called Ninja Sentai Kakuranger 忍者戦隊カクレンジャー. This group consisted of five members, who were Lily ユリ, Water Lotus スイレン, Sweet Flag アヤメ, Cherry Blossom サクラ and Orchid ラン. They were actually created from five cats by the devil. They were described as cruel, skilled female ninjas armed with Ninja Magic, and were capable of disguise.


Serving the devil certainly results in punishment. They were not exceptions. Eventually they were defeated by the just force Ninja Sentai Kakuranger and returned to be cats again.


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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Sport Campaign

Japan is a nation that emphasizes the professional very much. Every career has its professional standard and masters of whatever career is well expected in the nation. Examination is a mean of auditing one's profession. Even if you want to be a female ninja, please pass the exam.

It isn't a joke. There are two well known examinations of being a female ninja. Both test the physical capability of candidates. Although the candidates are female, the tests are so cruel and difficult that many men cannot handle.


One is called Miss Kunoichi Audition ミスくの一オーデション organized by Koga No Sato Ninjutsu Village 甲賀の里忍術村. The 22nd game application has just ended. For detail, please contact Koga No Sato Ninjutsu Village Miss Kunoichi Audition Office 甲賀の里忍術村ミスくの一オーディション事務局 at

Address: 520-3405 滋賀県甲賀市甲賀町隠岐394
Telephone: 0748-88-5000
Fax: 0748-88-2108
E-mail: ninja@ff.iij4u.or.jp
Website: http://www.ff.iij4u.or.jp/~ninja/


Another is called SASUKE New Year Strongest Woman No.1 Kunoichi Campaign SASUKE謹賀新年最強の女性No.1決定戦KUNOICHI organized by Tokyo Broadcasting System Inc (TBS). For detail, see also:

Website: TBS「SASUKE謹賀新年最強の女性No.1決定戦KUNOICHI」
Video: Japanese TV - Athletic girls in Japan

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Kunoichi Media Services

What if a kunoichi can make money? Yes it is true. I just by chance found a company called Kunoichi Media Service. This company aims at providing solutions for Corporate Branding and Creative Services.

However, I think this company looks as mysterious as a female ninja. It just tells you her email addresses and general phone number but no mailing/business address.

Lovely Kunoichi, where are you? Here I am, here I am, I miss you...

Find her out at http://www.kunoichi.com/.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Destiny of Kunoichi

As shown before, the destiny of Kunoichi is most likly miserable. A Manga called Kunoichi Ranfucho くノ一乱風帖 showed how five female ninjas lived in a cruel world and were killed in a cruel way.


Kunoichi Ranfucho くノ一乱風帖: Five female ninjas sacrificed their lives to commit their mission.

As saying goes, Knowledge can change Destiny. If you really love a female ninja, please save her by your expertise. We can let her live in a happy world as another Manga called Secret Female Ninja 密警女忍者 described.


Secret Female Ninja 密警女忍者: A loyal female ninja protects her lord in the ancient Japan and the modern world. The lord returns protecting her as well.

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Saturday, July 01, 2006

One on One Duelling

The scene of Cowboy Duelling in American movies is known as a clone of Samurai Duelling in movies of Akira Kurozawa 黒澤明, especially in Seven Samurai 七人の侍. Actually such exciting duelling screenshots were common in Japanese movies in the middle of the last century. This kind of duelling is fair, exciting and peaceful, unlike Western boxing or Chinese Kungfu. This shows the spirit of Samurai.

On the other hand, what if the counterpart is a female ninja? She must die because she is not a samurai. Ninjas are only suitable for dark tasks such as assassination. Let's review how Kunoichi ladies were killed.



In a forum, someone asked

    why ever the destiny of kunoichi is dead by a man is some tradition japanese?


And the response was

    You won't feel weired if you understand the characteristics of a female ninja.

    Samurais in the ancient Japan were those like Knights in the Middle Age of Europe. They collected honor by fighting in battles for their lords. They emphasized direct and fair battle between men. Either the winner or the loser should acknowledge the result, whatever it is. This is so called the spirit of Samurai.

    However, ninjas were different. American media used to describing ninjas as warriors or martial masters. This description was wrong. Only Samurais were warriors and masters, while Ninjas were just slaves who were utilized to perform dangerous and secret tasks, such as spying and assassination. Ninjas could not show off and never combat directly.

    Since Samuras are in the top class of the society, they never treat ninjas as human being. Men was higher than women in class.

    Female Ninjas were much worse. In addition to combat secretly, they used to utilizing sex and poison to commit missions. In order to become as strong as male ninjas or even stronger, they were trained to be without humanity at all, much cruel than male ninjas.

    Therefore, Samurais feared female ninjas very much and hated them very much as well. Female ninjas were considered as the cheapest and the evilest of the evilest.

    Once a female ninja was caught, for revenage, Samurais would use various methods to torture the female ninja.