Thursday, December 21, 2006

egoSurf

egoSurf is a tool for people to know how popular one is in the Internet. The engine of egoSurf will search your name and your blog in Google.com, check your ranking and give you a mark. Here is my result:





Reference: egoSurf - Know Your Place

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Lifecycle



My article Movie History introduced a great Kunoichi video called Lady Ninja Story くノ一忍法伝 封印の掟 ~女淫愛残抄~. By this chance, a lifecycle of a female ninja can be demonstrated by the fate of a Kunoichi in the story.


Step 1: The Kunoichi accepted a mission and put bodystocking on.
Step 2: She performed sneak attack at night.
Step 3: Her weapon was removed by the enemy.
Step 4: She was tortured by the enemy in fatal methods.
Step 5: Her dead body was abandoned on a street.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Swift Hero Lion Maru

Swift Hero Lion Maru 快傑ライオン丸 was a popular TV series in 70s. Similar to other Japanese TV series, the just hero needed to face the attack of bad Kunoichi and to terminate them all.


In Episode 44, four female ninja were sent to kill Jonosuke.


In Episode 48, the daughter of Mafiran tried to kill Shishimaru and got in a fight with Kazumi.

What's usually the end of defeated bad female ninja? Being finished without any hesitation. The Kunoichi in Azumi II is an example:

(provided by YouTube user yaoming2046)



Reference: Kaiketsu Lion Maru

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Tai Chi vs Ninjitsu

Tai Chi 太極 is a kind of Chinese martial arts. Unlike Shaolin 少林, it is well known with its snail-slow and soft movement. This is because it aims at activating one's Metabolism to improve his health. However, if he does Tai Chi quickly, Tai Chi can be very powerful.


(How a female ninja was unveiled and defeated by a Tai Chi Master)

The Kunoichi lost but could survive. The Tai Chi master showed us that martial arts should be anti-violent rather than bloody.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Fiction: 死亡大搜查線 II - 轟轟烈烈

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation. It is a story about three students who became female assassins after one failed in a public exam.

這一個晚上, 我又要徹夜不眠. 對著案頭的文件堆積如山, 對著文件內的謀殺案, 都是摸不著頭腦. 自從上次的爆炸案, 我每天都穿著黑色連身絲襪褲, 好像穿了便覺得特別有自信. 這個時候, 我慢慢撫摸套著絲襪的身體, 然後慢慢進入陌生的國度.

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考試失敗, 便等於人生失敗. 沒有學歷, 沒有家底, 以後努力也沒補於是, 這是社會的悲歌. 長痛不如短痛, 我決定臨死前要轟轟烈烈, 刺殺一個黑幫老大, 為民除害.

這一天, 我放蹤了自己. 我放下我的長長的秀髮, 打了很深的眼影, 口紅也塗得鮮艷. 我穿了一件黑色薄身的連身魚網絲襪褲, 把手指腳指也套著, 很野性. 上身穿著一件白色的t-shirt, 下身則是一件迷你牛仔裙, 再加上一對白色球鞋, 很可愛. 我這樣又野性, 又可愛的樣子, 就算黑幫老大也難逃小女子的五指山吧, 嘿嘿......

當晚我在他常流連的酒吧到候, 在吧枱前兩腿相叉坐著. 果然, 他一進入酒吧, 便被我的美色吸引著, 走過來與我聊天. 他真是一個好色之徒, 請我喝了幾杯酒, 便對我摸手摸腳.

"你那對絲襪真是很滑" 他開始摸我的大腿, 然後往小腿方向摸下去. 我想, 這正時好時機, 只要當他摸著我的腳眼, 我便可從後偷襲了.

我要用一支鋼針往他的後腦插下去的時候, 他突然舉手來握著我的手腕, 然後用力把我的手腕擲在吧枱上. 我因為疼痛而丟了那支利器. 不過我沒有放棄, 試圖向他揮拳攻擊, 但是忽然四肢無力, 身體自自然然地依偎在他的身上.

"似乎藥力發揮作用吧." 他一手摟著我的纖腰, 一手摸著我的大腿, 他的嘴巴在我的耳邊溫柔地吻. 我不但四肢無力, 而且體內熱血沸騰, 呼吸喘噓噓. 被他一吻, 加上他在我的絲襪上游走, 我更不能自控. 本來穿絲襪是為了引大魚上釣, 現在竟然成為自己的安魂曲.

"啊... 啊... 啊..." 我被他吻得死去活來, 更好享受的是他的身體在我的絲襪上游走. 隔著絲襪來被撫摸, 真是有一種莫名其妙的快感, 怪不得男人小鳥對著女人的絲襪都硬起來.

"你這個賤貨, 不但樣子可愛, 而且叫得也教人騷癢難耐"

"啊... 可惡... 啊... 啊... 可... 啊... 惡" 本來我是一個獵人, 現在卻成為了獵物.

他托著我的左腿, 並拉高, 慢慢摸著我的小腿. 在暗淡的光線下, 黑色的絲襪把我的腿部曲線美態表露無遺.

"啊... 可惡... 可惡..." 我開始有點兒氣力, 試圖掙扎. 這一下激怒了他, 他用力把我壓在牆上, 同時把我的一隻手伸開並用力按著. 他的小鳥已經硬起來了, 他確定我沒有反抗能力後, 便一下子插入我的下體去.

"啊---" 我疼痛得大喊起來. 雖然很痛, 但是痛得很有快感.

"噢, 你是處女嗎? 你老爹很久沒試過處女了... 插破絲襪真是興奮, 哈哈哈"

他不是很快地插, 而是慢慢地一下一下地插入來, 而且每一次都是很用力的, 大力得像要插爆我的下體, 要我痛得死去活來.

"啊... 不要... 停... 不要... 停..."

"等老爹成全你吧" 他把我推到吧枱邊. 我雙手按著吧枱邊, 而他則站在我後面, 拿起我雙腿, 從後面插了入來.

"啊... 啊... 很厲害... 啊... 很... 救命... 男人... 我要... 我要死... 可惡... 啊... 啊... 姦死我"

當我喊到姦這個字, 他突然瘋狂起來, 再不是一下一下插, 而是狂奔地出出入入, 摩擦得我的下體快要爆炸. 我被他插到我氣喘得快要窒息, 我呻吟著, 呻吟得啞了聲.

"啊... 啊... 姦死我... 姦死... 我..." 他放下我的一隻腳, 然後雙手用力抓著我的另一條腿, 提起, 並繼續用力插進走. 接著一刻, 他在我的下體內, 射了.

當他解決了自己的需要, 他便抓著我的頭髮, 拉起我, 再把我摔在地上.

"兄弟, 這個賤貨要做女英雄, 大家不用客氣, 成全她吧..."他拍一拍掌, 喚了十多個裸體男士. 他們色迷迷地看著我. 雖然我被那個黑幫老大蹂躪, 但是除了下體穿了一個洞, 全身的絲襪都完好無破. 我這個穿著黑色連身絲襪褲, 白色t-shirt, 迷你牛仔裙, 白色球鞋的少女, 正在等候下一輪的挑戰.

圍著我有十多個裸男, 個個都健碩得如筋肉人般. 其中一個二話不說便握著我的喉嚨, 著我站起來, 然後如李小龍的踢腿, 連續在我的胸部和腹部揮腿數十下. 接著他抓著我的t-shirt和牛仔裙, 把我提到高處, 然後狠狠摔到地上去. 我被他摔到地上, 疼痛不已, 在地上抽蓄. 另一個裸男上前, 把我抱起, 然後用他的小鳥插入我的下體內.

"啊... 很大... 很大... 幹死我了... 啊..."

他插入我的下體後, 他雙手在我的腰間圍抱著我, 然後逐漸收緊, 緊得我呼吸開始有點困難, 我因而只得喘著氣. 他好像聽到我急促的喘氣聲而興奮, 更用力收緊, 並把他的小鳥推到我下體更深處.

"啊... 啊... 啊..."

他收緊似乎到了極限. 他的小鳥不再推進, 而是快速地出出入入. 更可怕的是, 當我的小腿只要輕輕擦過他的身體, 他似乎被我的絲襪刺激得不能自控, 插得我的下體快要爆裂.

這時候, 我的精神已經崩潰. 作為一個柔弱的女性, 只能依附征服自己的男人. 我不期然地用雙腿摩擦他的身體, 他便因而更興奮, 插得我更快. 不過很快他便射了.

當我還在地上抽蓄, 又有另一個裸男走上來. 他抓著我的雙腿接近球鞋的腳眼部份, 把我拖行, 拖到沙發上. 然後, 他站在沙發上, 把我倒吊, 提高, 然後用他的小鳥插入我的下體內. 原來被倒吊著也有一種莫名的興奮, 當我望著地面的時候, 有一快感從心頭湧上來. 因為這個快感, 所以我的雙腿, 夾著他的頸子, 輕輕地摩擦. 抓著一個掙扎中的女子, 對於男人來說, 是一種成就. 他的小鳥硬起來了, 而且越來越硬.

"賤貨, 我要處決你."

"啊... 來吧... 處決我... 來... 處決我...啊..."

"誰人的小鳥比較大呀?"

"你的不算大"

"什麼!" 他似乎不滿意, 用力抓著我腳眼, 拉高, 好讓他的小鳥插得更深.

"啊... 還未夠..."

"什麼!" 他再使勁插進來.

"啊... 救命... 不要... 不..."

"饒命嗎? 嘿嘿..." 他忽然從沙發上跳下來, 把我的頭顱撞到地面去. 好殘忍呀, 我被他撞得頭昏腦漲. 他還未停下來, 把我頭顱按在地上, 抓著我的腳眼, 岔開我的雙腿, 然後一下一下地插進我的下體, 出出入入, 不消十幾下便射了.

他射完了便把我丟到地上. 接著有一個裸男從我身後抱起我, 然後他的小鳥插入的的後庭. 跟著另一個裸男上前抓著我的一對大腿, 並插入我的下體. 另外又有兩個裸男上前, 站在我的左右, 捉著我的手, 著我抓著他們的小鳥. 對, 我的手也套了絲襪, 被絲襪摩擦小鳥, 他們難道不硬崩崩起來? 我便這樣同時被四個裸男操著.

"啊... 好厲... 害... 來吧... 不要停... 快些... 用力... 不要留情... 姦死我... 操死我... 幹死我..." 失去意識的我便這樣被眾人狂操. 不過另一方面, 他們不也被我的絲襪操控著嗎? 我竟然在被人蹂躪中尋找到在考試失落的滿足感.

"對... 便是這樣... 啊... 啊... 殺死我了... 不要... 我要死了..." 我便如是般被眾人輪流強姦, 直至眾人都射得沒有力氣.

"這樣的賤貨真是... 來, 把她綑綁起來."

我便這樣進入了黑暗.

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因為美美放榜成績不理想, 所以今天我和美玲到她的家去探望她. 可是她竟然不在家裡. 不過伯母依然招呼我倆到房子裡坐坐. 偶然我倆發現美美的日記. 出於關心, 我倆決定打開了她, 赫然發現美美竟然胡思亂想, 打算利用自己的美色去刺殺黑幫老大, 以求就算入不到大學, 也做一件轟轟烈烈的事. 於是我倆立即走到美玲的家商討營救美美的對策.

"我知道那個黑幫的門面公司正在聘請暑期工, 讓我借見工為名潛入該公司調查吧." 我說.

"好主意. 既然美美也要做一件轟轟烈烈的事, 我們作為她的好朋友一定要全力支持. 美美為了這個計劃而穿上了黑色連身絲襪褲, 既然我們也參與其中, 我們也應該穿上, 當作精神上的支持, 三人一條心." 美玲說.

當天我們買了兩件與美美穿的同一型號的連身絲襪褲. 這種絲襪褲真是很特別, 不但連頸部也包裹著, 而且連手指和腳指都套上了. 當晚我倆留在美玲的家裡, 在她的房子裡, 我倆都脫得一絲不掛, 然後穿上剛剛買回來的連身絲襪褲. 當我倆看見對方穿上黑色連身絲襪褲的樣子, 我倆的身材曲線更顯得玲瓏浮凸. 怪不得男人喜歡看女人穿黑色絲襪, 原來真是非常吸引. 結果我倆情不自禁地互相擁抱. 當我倆絲襪一接觸, 我馬上感到莫名的快感, 絲襪摩擦都能令我興奮莫名. 我倆開始互相摩擦, 我摸你的臉, 你摸我的臀部. 越是摩擦, 越是興奮, 後來更滾到地上去.

"啊... 啊... 好舒服... 啊... 真是從來唔嘗試過..." 美玲呻吟地道.

"啊... 真是... 啊... 我停不了... 我... 啊... 控制不了... 啊..." 我也興奮地道.

接著, 她躺在地上, 而我伏在她的身上. 我一邊抓著她的腳眼, 另一邊搔癢她的腳底. 她也對我做出同樣的事情.

"啊... 不要... 停... 啊... 不要... 啊... 停..." 我被搔得不能自已, 不停地呻吟. 隔著絲襪來被搔腳底真是很興奮, 那種搔癢比平時更興奮百倍.

跟著, 我雙手抓著她的大腿, 我的頭則申到她的私處摩擦; 她也是一樣.

"啊... 很壞... 我倆... 真是很壞... 很癢... 啊... 摩擦得快點兒... 快點兒... 快... 啊... " 我倆一起急速互相摩擦, 快感不停地湧上心頭. 不久, 我倆都達到高潮了. 高潮過後, 我倆穿著黑色連身絲襪褲, 相擁在地上睡去了.

第二天我到那間公司面試. 我除了內裡穿著黑色連身絲襪褲, 外面有一件白色襯衣, 一件黑色長袖行政人員外套和迷你裙. 我也穿了一對尖頭尖跟的高跟鞋. 我全身都是黑色唷, 倒像一名女刺客. 對, 我們三人穿著黑色連身絲襪褲不啻是女刺客三姐妹? 想到這兒不期然笑了出來.

當我進入公司門口, 公司的冷氣開得很大, 一陣強風吹來, 吹過我露出的雙腿. 當冷風吹過絲襪套著的雙腿, 那種感覺很特別, 不是冷, 更不是熱, 而是一種被接觸的快感.

我趁門口的接員離開一會兒, 我靜悄悄地走進只限職員的辦公室. 後來, 我到了一個房間, 那兒有一張桌子, 桌子上有一張圖. 在好奇心驅使下, 我走上前來看過究竟. 當我看得入神, 突然有一個貌似保安員的男人走進來. 他看一看那張圖, 便破口大罵:

"這是公司機密, 你怎會走進來?"

我試圖逃走, 但是他一手便從我身後箍著我的頸部, 這個時候我動彈不得. 我不停地掙扎, 但也無補於事, 而且他更用一支電棒, 把我電得有氣無力. 然後, 他把我推到桌子上, 著我躺在桌上, 接著我一手撕開我的襯衣, 讓我隔著絲襪露出沒有穿奶罩的乳頭.

"你是什麼保安? 怎可以... 啊..." 我還未說完, 他雙手已經在我的乳頭上抓和搓揉. 他很用力, 很暴力, 但是我喜歡. 怎可能?

"啊... 暴力多些... 啊... 再大力點兒... 啊... 啊... 啊..." 我的呻吟聲, 越叫越高音.

跟著他抓我的長髮, 把我反轉. 他的小鳥從後插了入來, 破了我的處女膜, 插得很深. 他一邊從後搓揉我的乳頭, 說穿了是他愛抓著我的絲襪, 另一邊十分頻密地在我的下體出出入入, 頻密得我被插得喘不過氣來.

"啊... 很快... 啊.... 啊... 很快... 啊... 高潮了..." 當我已經高潮了, 但他沒有停下來, 也沒有減慢速度的跡象, 只是不停地插.

"啊... 你幹什麼... 啊... 怎麼可以這麼久? 啊... 啊... 對... 不要停... 又到了... 怎麼? 啊... 我... 我... 不能... 我會窒息... 我喘不了氣... 我... 姦死我... 幹死我... 操死我... 對... 就是這樣... 繼續... 插... 插... 插爆我... 啊... 啊..." 我不斷到達高潮, 不斷地興奮, 最後我被插到頭昏腦漲, 昏了過去.

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第二天了, 美牙還沒回來, 難道出了什麼意外? 我在家裡很不耐煩, 於是我決定潛入刺探. 從網上情報得知, 那個黑幫大佬的遊艇將會停迫遊艇會, 我想我可以潛入遊艇查探.

那天晚上, 我只是穿了黑色連身絲襪褲, 背著一個迷你氧氣罐, 便潛到水裡去. 當我游到接近那遊艇的時候, 竟然有一個人在等候. 難道守衛真是那麼深嚴? 見狀, 我惟有掉頭回去, 怎料已經有兩個男人在我後面等候. 他們一個抓著我的頸部, 另一個抓著我雙腳. 剛才遠方的男人慢慢游過來, 接著抓著我的腰間, 然後他的小鳥二話不說衝了入的後庭去. 我咬著氧氣喉, 但是我真想大喊一聲, 真是爽透了. 那個抓著我雙腳的男人, 慢慢從小腿摸到我的大腿, 然後把我的腿提到他的臉頰來摩擦. 而那個抓著我頸部的男人, 見到從面的男人已經插入了我的後庭, 他便放開雙手, 握著我的右手, 著我抓著他的小鳥. 真是, 我這隻套了絲襪的手真是很爽呀. 在前面的男人見狀, 隨即抓著我的雙腿, 往我的下體插了入去. 救命, 怎可以讓兩個男人這樣對自己? 不過穿著絲襪被人操真是很爽, 真想在這樣子被人操死. 難道我真會被人操死?

我的氧氣差不多用完, 但是他們還是插過不停. 我開始掙扎, 但是我越掙扎, 他們越興奮, 抓得我越緊, 插得我越頻密. 其實我也很興奮, 穿著絲襪的感覺很舒服, 不如就這樣把我輪姦致死吧. 來, 姦死我.

我的氧氣用完了, 我索性吐走那個氣喉. 我在水中不能呼吸, 更是拼命掙扎, 直至意識模糊, 休克過去.

當我醒來張開眼睛, 發覺自己雙手被反縛吊著, 大腿之間有一道輸送帶似的東西, 帶上每刻一個間隔便有一個隆起的東西, 有像輸送帶生了一些腫瘤. 眼前除了一群裸男, 還有美美和美牙. 她倆都被脫去所有外衣, 我和她倆一樣, 只是穿著黑色的連身絲襪衣.

美美被人用麻繩綑綁倒吊著, 一邊有人用皮鞭狠狠地鞭打她, 另一邊抓著兩個男人的小鳥. 另一邊廂, 美牙坐在一個三角馬上, 不停地呻吟. 在尖銳的三角馬上, 被緊縛著的美牙也被人用皮鞭狠狠地鞭打.

"啊... 大力些... 啊... 用力些... 狠狠鞭我... 啊... 鞭死我... 來, 來... 啊... 啊..."

"對... 鞭下來吧... 我喜歡... 啊... 大力... 殺死我... 啊... 啊... 對... 就是這樣..."

當我悲傷地看著她們, 看得出神, 突然有人一下鞭到我的背部.

"賤貨, 看什麼? 你也想吧? 不用急, 有一個好遊戲等著你" 這個裸男一邊說, 一邊坐在我前面猶如單車的東西, 面對著我. 當他開始踏上腳踏, 那個輸送帶開始啟動, 而那些腫瘤一個一個在我的下體摩擦過. 當他踏得越快, 腫瘤來得越快, 我開始明白這是什麼的遊戲了.

"怎樣? 賤貨"

"求你... 停..."

"怎樣?"

"啊... 我... 不能..."

"再快些吧..."

"不要... 我受不了..."

"來, 讓我踏快些..."

"可惡... 啊... 啊..." 這個刑具比美美和美牙受的更可怖, 我既疼痛又興奮, 興奮得瘋狂, 身體四周擺動. 可是越是掙扎, 摩擦得越厲害, 感覺越痛苦, 也越有快感. 那個裸男看著我痛苦的表情, 刺激得踏得更快.

"賤貨... 夠了吧..."

"不要停... 快些... 再快些... 未夠... 啊... 啊... 來... 折磨死我吧... 啊... 啊... 我要死..."

"大聲些!"

"啊..."

"再大聲些!"

"啊..."

"再來!"

"啊... 我要死... 啊... " 我不停地喊破喉嚨呻吟, 直至力竭聲嘶, 因過度快感而昏了過去.

當我再次醒來, 發現自己, 美美和美牙一同躺在地上. 我們每一個人都含著一個很大的假陽具, 而假陽具的另一端則插入另一個人的下體內. 我們穿著絲襪的雙腿, 夾著另一個套著絲襪的頸部. 就是這樣子, 我們合成一個牢固的三角形.

因為那個假陽具的刺激, 所以我的下體慢慢地蠕動. 我前方的美牙也因為同一個原因, 把那個假陽具推入我喉嚨深處.

"鳴..."

"鳴..."

"鳴..." 我越是蠕動, 越是興奮, 越是把那個假陽具推到後方的美美的喉嚨深處, 同樣地也被美牙塞得很深. 而我們雙腿則在對方頸部摩擦, 越是興奮便越摩擦得厲害, 越摩擦得厲害便越是興奮. 我知道如此下去, 我們便會被那個假陽具塞進喉嚨深處, 封著氣管窒息而死. 可是, 我們實在興奮得不能自控, 我們任由性欲擺佈, 利用絲襪的摩擦和陽具的塞進而享受當中的快感. 就算看著前方被絲襪包著的臀部, 心頭都湧上莫名的快感.

"鳴..."

"鳴..."

"鳴..."

某年某月某日, 我們穿著黑色連身絲襪褲, 一同踏上黃泉不歸路.

******

我睡了一覺, 睡得很好, 穿著絲襪褲睡覺的感覺很舒服. 我拿起案頭上的一張照片, 照片中那三位死者只穿著黑色連身絲襪褲在地上互相交叉著, 砌成三角形, 好像進行什麼儀式. 我摩擦自己被絲襪包裹著的乳頭, 再想起上一單案件的死者也是穿著黑色連身絲襪褲, 不期然懷疑背後有什麼的陰謀.

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Friday, November 03, 2006

Shadow Hunters: Echo of Destiny

This movie, known as full of Blood, Sex and Violence, was released in 1972. The main characters would kill various Kunoichi along their way. You can see how Female Ninja performed assassination and how they failed.


(Female Ninja Army failed in Hotspring Assassination)


(Kunoichi was cut in a river)

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Face Recognition

A Kunoichi wears mask or veil so that no one can recognize her and she can do secret in public area. However, what if a female ninja's face is uncovered?


(See her full picture here)

There is a service called MyHeritage Face Recognition. By powerful algorithm and database, a Kunoichi's face can be recognized by a computer and people who look like her can be found. Those people alike are perhaps her family.

Please don't kill my family... Wait! A female ninja has no family, right?

Have more fun at My Heritage.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Fugitive

What if an Assassin becomes a Fugitive? What if a Kunoichi changes from attacking to escaping? What is the fate of a Female Ninja?


TV-Tokyo has released the TV drama called Oganemono O Rin 逃亡者 おりん since last Friday. Let's trace it.

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Saturday, October 21, 2006

Robotrix

Every employer seeks an absolutely loyal employee; every lord seeks a perfect Kunoichi. However, the reality is far away from this dream. An alternative way is to manufacture robots.

Japan is the top nation at manufacturing robots. According to UN/ECE issues its 2000 World Robotics survey, 402,200 robots out of worldwide 742,500 were working out in Japan's industry. The number was more than half of the total. The aging population and the competition of China are reasons of its rapid development of robots. Perhaps another reason is their lord culture of slaving ninja.


(from Kujo Jotaro's Movie Blog)

This HK film released in 1991 is called Robotrix 女機械人. It was the story about how female robots fought against a mad scientist. The female robots in the film were beautiful, attractive and sexy, while they were also powerful, skillful and smart. They would be absolutely loyal to their lord as well. One of them sacrificed her life when fighting with the boss, even though she was fixed well at the end. They contain key characteristics of Female Ninja and break Impossible Trinity.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Failed Assassination

As some requested to view video clips of Failed Assassination, there are some examples to show how female assassins were killed when they failed.


Tin Long Kyuek



New Shooting Star Butterfly Sword



Shen Tong Shu Yu Xiao Ba Wang

Friday, October 13, 2006

Mission Failed

Missions of ninja are usually extremely dangereous, especially assassination. If a job was easy, Samurai would do it rather leave it to ninja.

A Kunoichi, nine dead and one alive out of ten, should have known her own fate. The failure of a mission only results in horrible death.


These four female assassins were killed by enemies because of their failure.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Ninja Mission


This is an educational video that introduces the process of a ninja assassination, including its dressing, weapon, investigation and action. Let us see how a female ninja commits her mission.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Kunoichi vs Lemon Tea Hero

This is another TV advertisement. This advertisement was made in Hong Kong.

A female ninja used lemon pieces to challenge a waiter but failed because she had too many lemon pieces that no one would drink hers.


What is the ending of the lost Kunoichi? Torture her? Rape her? Kill her? or Drench her into a glass of lemon tea? up to you.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Mitokomon

Mitokomon 水戸黄門 is a well-known story in Japan. It talks about how the lord of Mito province, Tokugawa Mitsukuni 徳川光圀 cracked down the criminal. There have been 35 normal series of the TV drama since 1969. A violent struggle typically ensues near the end of each show, at which point one of his attendants flashes Komon's inro, a lacquered case bearing the Tokugawa crest, thus revealing his true identity and proclaiming: "Koko ni owasu o-kata koso, mae no fuku-shogun Mito Mitsukuni-kou ni araserareruzo." (Here in front of you is Lord Mitsukuni of Mito, the Shogun's uncle.) Although the story repeats over decades, it is still popular and the 36th series of this drama has started since July 24, 2006.

To crack down the criminal, he needed some partners. A beautiful, skillful and loyal female ninja was essential. His main Kunoichi partner was called Hayate no Oen 疾風のお娟. Let us see how she (Her name was Kagero Ogin かげろうお銀 in this series) led her female ninja army in the Special Series called Kagero Ninpocho 水戸黄門外伝 かげろう忍法帖.


Nevertheless, some kunoichi were evil and they would be eventually led to death. Here are two video clips of the death of Kunoichi enemies:


Thursday, August 31, 2006

Advertisement

Have you ever heard that torture of a female ninja could be a funny advertisement?

Yes, it is true. A Japanese company QLEP promotes itself by a series of TV advertisements in which a Kunoichi was tortured. Yet it is not horrible or bloody either. You'll laugh when you watch them.


TV CM: http://www.qlep.com/tvcm/index.html

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Fiction: 死亡大搜查線

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation.

我們這一組探員接到報告便第一時間到達案發現場,即是少年富商的別墅.

”師姐,現場發現一件熔爛的男性屍體,初部懷疑是別墅主人.另外有兩具完整的女性屍體,全身被用絲襪物料包裹全身兼蒙面.還有,一些散亂的肢體,每一件都是被絲襪質料包裹著,還有一個完整的頭顱,也是用絲襪物料蒙面的.”我的下屬簡單向我報告現場的證物發現.

這一件案件有很多疑點,所以還是需要我親自把每一件證物看過究竟.我走到那兩具女性屍體前面,她們被人用麻繩反手綑綁吊著.驗屍官告訴我們,那兩個死者已經死了超過一個月,因為有人幫兩具屍體注射了防腐劑,所以不但沒有腐爛,而且完整無缺,還有薰衣草的香氣.

當我用手搾著她其中一個乳頭,發現富有彈性,柔滑的絲襪衣使我不禁繼續撫摸身體的其它部份.她的身材實在太好,至少我身為女性都這樣認為.在好其心驅使下,我拉下她的絲襪面紗.她的樣子像約二十歲的少女,我心裡沒有半點嘆息,反而有些羨慕.為什麼呢?

這個時候,我的下屬已經收集屍首異處的肢體.四肢和頭顱都完整,而身體相信已經灰飛煙滅.我把每一件肢體都拿上手,那絲襪給我一種奇特的感覺,使我不禁從頭到尾撫摸一回.當我拿起那位頭顱的時候,她的眼睛突然瞪大,把我嚇了一跳,接著突如其來的觸電的感覺,把我電昏了.

當我張開眼睛的時候,我發現自己站在別墅的大門,有一個穿著整齊西服的男士拉開閘門走出來.

”我是專程來送上李先生下星期到美國紐約的機票.”我怎麼會這樣說呢?我好像身不由己的.我發現自己是一身空姐打扮,頸繫上一條絲巾,深藍色的制服,黑色的絲襪和高跟鞋.

那個男士打量我全身,好像一些保安檢查.當他想窺視我穿著黑色絲襪的雙腿,我便把那條已經很短的空姐裙慢慢地拉高.那個男士色心起了,引頸靠近.當我拉到內褲處,露出一打手槍縛在大腿上.那個男士正要還擊的時候,我已經狠狠一掌劈去他的後腦,他頓時伏在地上昏了過去.

這個時候,我解開我的頸巾,脫去我的制服,然後鬆開我的髮髻,放下長長的頭髮.原來我穿著的不是絲襪,而是連身絲襪衣,從腳,手指,頸部都包裹得密不透風.我把絲襪樽領拉高來蒙面,拿起手槍,這樣子走進別墅裡.

當我走到二樓,推開主人房的大門,發現李先生安然坐在沙發上,面向著我.

”哼!你這個籠斷市場,迫害人民,控制資訊,官商勾結的大奸商!受死吧!”我不由分說地對著他的頭額連開數槍,直至子彈用竭.

”錯了,我已經連世界的定律都掌握在手中,一切一切都是屬於我了!”李先生依然安然坐著,所有彈頭都掉在他面前地上.

”包括妳在內...”他指著我說.我突然感到被一些東西射中,全身頓然無力,仰後翻倒,十字形倒臥地上.

李先生走到我面前,我瞪大雙眼望著他.我四肢都抽搐著,絲襪與地氈互相摩擦,令我在痛苦中感到莫名的興奮.李先生點著我的額頭數次,每一次都使我感到好像被人射擊,四肢不停抽搐,並慘叫著.

”在我這位高科技鉅子面前,妳的名字是弱者.我喜歡妳這種叫聲,嘿嘿...”他把我抱起,然後穿過布幕,走到另一間房間.在這房間內,有兩個女性被吊著.她們與我一樣都穿著連身絲襪衣兼蒙面,可惜她們已經動一不動了.

”妳們是同黨嗎?還是有共同的癖好?沒關係,黑色絲襪,我喜愛.來刺殺我的都沒有好下場.”他把我躺在一張圓桌上,拍打我的臉頰,我的雙腿則懸垂著並分開.他解開皮帶,脫下西褲.我露出恐懼的臉色,滲出點兒眼淚,看著他的陽具雄赴赴勃起.

”後悔嗎?哈哈...”他按著我兩條大腿,狠狠地把陽具穿破絲襪褲,插入我的私處.

一切都完結了.處女膜插穿,我大喊慘叫一聲;他的陽具觸動藏在我私處的炸彈,並引爆.

因為驚心動魄,我緊閉了眼.當我再次張開雙眼的時候,我發現自己依舊穿著襯衫西褲,坐在自己的辦公室內.案頭全是李先生別墅爆炸案的文件.

忽然我渾身感到有些緊迫,於是解開胸口的鈕扣,竟然發現我內裡也穿著黑色連身絲襪衣.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Ninja Chicks Rock Club

I just join a club called Ninja Chicks Club!.

Because of joinning this club, I register as a member and create my 1up.com page at KT Edison. Have a look.

In addition, I'd like to recommend another group called Masked Kunoichi Fans Group in Yahoo! Japan.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Masked Girl Gallery

Thank Kevin for sharing some female ninja in his website. You can review them here.



Here is another website to introduce some female ninja. Click here.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Shadow Army


Kage No Gundan 影の軍団 is a very famous classic Japanese TV series. It talks about various generations of Ninja Army leader Hatori Hanzo 服部半蔵. There were also some Kunoichi in each army. They were beautiful but eventually sacrificed their lives for their mission.

Thank JMaruyama for having a detailed English article about this great work. You can read it at http://beyond.japanhero.com/samurai-ninja/kage_no_gundan.htm.

Let's see how a female ninja was sacrificed in a mission:

(Kage No Gundan IV, Episode 27)

You can also visit the following sites to know more about this Shadow Army:

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

YouTube at glance



Some video clips about killing female ninjas or assassins are uploaded to Youtube. Let's enjoy them at YouTube.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Fiction: 最後的關口

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation.


Part I

這時候軍隊已經表明中立,反對派的民兵也攻佔總統官邸.巴倫率領先頭部隊搶先到達頂層的辦公室,正要逮捕涉嫌貪污的獨裁總統阿爾韋托.可是,在他們面前卻出現三名神秘人攔截去路.

她們外表確實神秘,她們都帶著摩托車頭盔,不知她們的容貌,只可以從她們隆起的胸部,纖細的腰段和豐滿的臀部來斷定她們是女性.

”哼!你們這幫人真是大逆不道,竟然闖進總統官邸來.你們將會得到應有的懲罰.”其中一名神秘人走上前來說.她的穿著一套典型黑色的行政人員套裝短裙,那對黑色淺薄又帶點光澤的絲襪褲把她那雙秀腿從高跟鞋到膝蓋至大腿的曲線鈎畫出來.

”民主的真諦便是要大逆不道!當領導人在能力或道德上出現問題,那便得下台.既然阿爾韋托違反遊戲規則,那便要依法辦理.唔...我男子漢不殺女人,妳們還是讓路給我們把阿爾韋托逮捕吧.”其中一位身形龐大的民兵叉著腰間,扯高氣揚地說,好像演說一般.其它民兵聽到都吶喊助威.

當大家都興高采烈的時候,那位演講的民兵突然人俯前翻,伏在地上,動一不動.因為來得太突然,所以大家都嚇得鴉雀無聲.

”大逆不道也得看看你們的本事啊.”另一名神秘人走上前來說.這名神秘人穿著得像一名少女,上身穿著紅色的毛衣外套,下身則是深藍色緊身的迷你牛仔裙.她的絲襪褲是黑色的,厚身而又亮麗得很.她的高跟鞋與她的外衣襯托得配合,同樣是紅色的.

”小心呀!”巴倫大喊警告呆若木雞的民兵.當巴倫看見那兩名穿著黑色絲襪褲的神秘女打手,他便想起她們可能是傳說中的女忍者了.女忍者確是忍術恐怖,殺傷力驚人,但是通常只有日本大家族才有機會領養女忍者的.究竟阿爾韋托有什麼本事可以領養那三名女忍者呢?巴倫對於這點大惑不解.

不過,他的警告來不及女忍者的攻勢.穿著套裝裙的女忍者跳上兩名民兵的頭上,然後用鞋跟踏穿他們的天靈蓋.然後,她打一個筋斗降落地上.跟著舉高一條腿,高至雙肩.其中一名民兵正站在她的前方,看見她除了穿著絲襪外,內裡沒穿內褲.而這名民兵則是繼後要死的人.她轉身揮腿,利用鞋跟割破敵人的喉嚨,把包圍她的民兵全部割殺.

另一名穿牛仔裙的也不甘示弱,她跳高並坐上民兵的肩膀上,用大腿鉗著對方的身體.這一刻那個民兵享受著被厚身絲襪大腿夾著的快感,下一刻卻被她扭斷頸椎喪命.她殺了一個,便在高空打一個筋斗,跳至另一個民兵上,依葫蘆畫瓢殺死下一個.兩名女忍者如是般把所有民兵殺得清光,只剩下巴倫一人.雖然他對於跟從他闖進官邸的民兵死光感到非常傷心和憤怒,但是面對三名可怕的神秘人依然神態自若.

Part II

當兩名女忍者與巴倫對峙的時候,穿著套裝裙的女忍者忽然飛到半空中,不,她是被吊到半空中.這個時候剛才伏在地上身形龐大的民兵爬了起來,左手拉緊一條鋼䌫.原來那個民兵在剛不知什麼時候安置這個勒頸索,趁她不為意的時候索著她的頸項,把她吊到半空中.

”我們好歹都是革命英雄的後代,怎會那麼輕易給妳們這些傀儡擊倒呢?”那名民兵把插在頸部的一頭針拔出來,把這個女忍者的暗器丟到地上.

”大傻,你的肥肉救了你一命吧.”巴倫安心見到大傻安然無樣.

另一方面,被吊起的女忍者則不停掙扎,雙手執緊索頸的環,雙腿前後舞動,不過這些動作只會徒勞.眼見及此,穿牛仔裙的女忍者便衝上前來攻擊,不過巴倫已經站在她的面前.

”妳的對手是我巴倫.”巴倫指著她,然後拇指向地.

那名女忍者已經急不及待起腿踢向巴倫的頸椎去.在她踢起的那條腿上,水晶燈照射到深厚亮麗的黑色絲襪,映出泛泛的銀光,展現著她的美腿曲線.

”你配做我的對手嗎?...怎可能?”女忍者赫然發現,雖然她踢中他的頸椎,但是似乎巴倫已經早有準備,鎖緊頸骨,絲毫無損.

”對,妳不配做我的對手.”巴倫抓著她的腳眼,把她轉身舉起,跟著重重的擲在地上.然後巴倫躍至半空,再用膝蓋鑿去她的肛門位置.伏在地上的女忍者便大叫一聲,仰首而伸,雙手試圖撐起身體,然而巴倫已經騎在她的背上.

巴倫興奮,一拳擊向她的頭盔,結果自食其果,紅了拳頭.憤怒的巴倫把她的頭盔脫下,發見她的頭套著黑色絲襪,似乎除了外面的厚身絲襪,內裡還穿著一件從頭部到身軀至四肢都包裹著的淺薄絲襪.

”嗚,妳真是很醜陋.”大傻指著伏在地上的女忍者,食指左右舞動,蔑視她那張被絲襪套得變了形貌的面容.

巴倫抓著她的衣領,把她拖到牆邊.巴倫著她站來,女忍者則不由自主地依著牆邊站起來.可是迎接她起來的是一個右鈎拳,接著便是一個左鈎拳.

”嗚...嗚...這就是你的本事嗎?”回應女忍者的這句話是一拳狠狠的擊向她的小腹,她疼痛得變了腰,雙手抓著牆身.

”嗚...也許這便是女忍者的宿命.”女忍者自嘲地說.

”哼!命運不是唯命是從,而是掌握在自己手中.”巴倫回應道,然後用膝蓋連續地撞向她的腹部,每一次的撞擊都使女忍者淒厲慘叫.

”用力吧!”女忍者喃喃地道,巴倫聽著更順其心意,一下比一下更有力,女忍者的慘叫聲也越來越尖銳.

數十下的毆擊後,巴倫似乎有點累,抓著她的衣領,再次把摔在地上.與此同時,被吊在半空的女忍者已經由掙扎舞動,變得只有抽搐數下,雙手也已經垂了下來.

”覺悟了嗎?”大傻用力拉下鋼䌫,把她拉至水晶燈處.水晶燈的電流通過女忍者的身體,使她不其然地渾身起舞,帶著頭盔的頭,穿著套裝裙的身軀與手臂,黑色絲襪包裹著的雙腿四周揮動,並迴盪著女忍者的淒厲慘叫.水晶燈被過大的電流弄得爆破,散出絲絲的火花,在水晶的拆射下,燦爛的銀光互相輝映,伴隨著她的死亡.大傻放開了手,鋼䌫部份索在水晶燈架上,女忍者的屍首則降吊在半空中.

”這便是女忍者的命運了...來吧!了結我!”臥在地上的女忍者喊出最後的悲鳴.巴倫拾起一支死去民兵用的長槍,用槍的利刀刺入女忍者的喉嚨去.

”太...好了.”女忍者的頭反射作用地舉起,吐出她的遺言.她穿著深厚黑色絲襪的雙腿抽搐數下.當巴倫拔出利刀,血水從傷口湧出,女忍者便嗚呼一聲,喪命.

”妳的同伴都已經伏法了,妳還是覺悟吧.”大傻向一直袖手旁觀的女忍者說.這名女忍者穿著典型的和服,以紅色的背景,加上華麗刺繡圖案.她沒有穿鞋子,露出她內裡穿的絲襪.從她的胸口,雙手及雙腳來看,她內裡也是穿著一件從頭部到身軀至四肢都包裹著的淺薄絲襪.

她緩緩地步前上來.

Part III

女忍者打了一個手勢,突然一陣風從巴倫和大傻吹過.風吹過後,巴倫驚訝看見大傻的頸部滲出血水來,而且越滲越多.巴倫開始擔心,於是走上前拍一拍大傻的肩膀.只是輕輕一拍,大傻的頭慢慢地溜下來掉到地上,而他的無頭屍體也伏到地上去.

”太殘忍了!我要把你五馬分屍!”巴倫憤怒地凝視面前的女忍者.

女忍者沒有作聲,她優雅地解開圍著腰間的和服腰帶,然後執著衣領,用力一扯,把整件和服都脫去丟到遠處.她只是穿著從身體四肢都包裹著的黑色絲襪及遮掩乳頭和陰道的三點式皮衣,她的身體完完全全地展露在巴倫面前.然後,她背著巴倫,露出豐滿的臀部,如舞蹈般拿起掛在牆上的日本太刀.

接著她以雷霆萬鈞之勢轉身衝向巴倫.當她衝到巴倫面前,她迅速拔刀,劈向巴倫的頭顱.

”太慢了,我一早看穿你的居合”巴倫早已準備,雙手在頭顱上夾緊劈下來的刀身.

這個時候,女忍者的刀被巴倫夾往,劈下去又不是,拔回來又不能,可謂進退維谷.

”居合而言,出鞘的刀只是死刀,用死刀的只會是死人.”巴倫使勁奪去那把刀,把它掉到地上去.失去武器的女忍者處於不設防的狀態,當巴倫左手正要劈向她的頭盔,她匆忙地用雙手擋著.與此同時,巴倫的右手插向她的胸處,然後再二重擊地拳擊她的胸口,使她退後數步.在她的退後的時候,遮掩乳頭的皮衣被巴倫扯破了.

女忍者看著自己搖搖曳曳的乳頭,再望著巴倫.巴倫則使出中國功夫般的擒拿手,如貓爪般爪向女忍者,女忍者則使出如詠春拳的手法左擋右架,一時不知鹿死誰手.

後來,女忍者看見巴倫的防衛有破綻,全力一拳揮去他的額頭.硼的一聲,中了,巴倫被這一拳打得頭破血流.不過巴倫非但沒有倒下,反而對著女忍者露出奸狡的微笑.

”妳中計了.”巴倫頂著女忍者的拳擊,左手剎時扯破女忍者遮掩下體的小皮褲,右手手掌隨即插向她的私處.如此一插,女忍者頓時痛得彎了腰,渾身變得無力可使,不過沒有叫出半點聲音.

”忍痛著嗎?還是啞吧?”巴倫乘勝追擊,用力插向她的私處.他使勁地推,同時手掌又用力地鑽動.彎著腰的女忍者被他一步一步地推向後退,後退時全身抽搐,似乎被點中死穴吧.最後巴倫把她迫到牆邊.忽然女忍者使勁用膝蓋撞向巴倫的小腹,這一次輪到巴倫彎著腰,然後女忍者起腳一伸,巴倫仰後倒地.

女忍者馬上騎在巴倫身上,準備壓倒性地反擊.當她準備揮拳的時候,巴倫突然雙手環抱她的腰間,然後慢慢收緊,雖然女忍者試圖用力推開,但是都是徒勞.

巴倫抱著女忍者站起來.他見女忍者無力得她的頭盔伏在他的肩膀上,於是再使勁收緊,收緊得發出如骨頭碎裂的喀嚓喀嚓聲,但是女忍者也沒有發出任何聲響.巴倫見狀,把她抱高,然後用力把她私處撞向他的膝蓋上,女忍者隨即倒臥地上.接著巴倫抓著她的腳眼位置,把她倒吊,用腿夾著她的身體,然後一躍半空中,在用力把她如打樁柱搬撞到地上向,她的頭盔隨即爆裂.

”嗚,妳真是很醜陋.”巴倫望著絲襪包裹著頭的女忍者,重覆死去戰友的對白.

巴倫對敵人毫不留情,一手抓著她的頸部,另一手抓著她的私處,把她舉高,然後狠狠撞向他的膝蓋上,女忍者終於忍受不了,淒厲慘叫一聲.巴倫輕輕放手,她隨即滾到地上去.

女忍者奄奄一息,手腳輕微地抽搐.巴倫沒有再理會她了,為了趕及時間追捕阿爾韋托,準備推開到天台的大門.突然伏在地上的女忍者雙手抓緊他的腳,似乎要用最後一口氣阻止巴倫.巴倫被她抓得緊,脫不了,憤怒的巴倫一手抓著她的頭顱說:”真是不知好歹!”

正當巴倫想一手扭斷她的頸椎的時候,女忍者呻吟地吐出說話來:”不要去,有高壓電.”

巴倫聽得出是一把熟悉的聲音,他毫不猶豫地撕開包裹著她頭部的絲襪,還原她的容貌.正如他聽得出來,伏在他面前的是他的女朋友-來生瞳子.

”那扇門裝有...高壓電流,走去...會電死...”巴倫蹲在地上,抱起奄奄一息的瞳子.

”為什麼是妳?為什麼?”巴倫激動地望著他心愛的人,似乎不相信自己竟然對愛人下如此毒手.

”我...我們三姐妹被指派成為...阿爾韋托的忍者.忍者的使命便是無條件地對主人效忠,對不起...請原諒我們...”

巴倫仰望著吊在半空的屍首,應該是照顧他人無微不至的大姐淚子;再望過去被他一刀刺殺的,應該是天真漫爛甜美可人的三妹愛子.巴倫看著垂死的瞳子,覺得自己簡直是一個殺人狂魔.

”為了對主人效忠,剛才妳們盡力殺光民兵團,但對我手下留情,並讓自己親自死在...我的手上.”

”能夠被你...殺死,我很高興...快...那扇門和鎖著阿爾韋托罪證的...保險箱...的鎖匙...放在我的陰道內...快拿去吧.”

瞳子知道巴倫猶豫,所以一手抓著他的手臂,另一手捉他另一隻手,把它放入自己的私處裡.巴倫無奈地照著去做,摸索地找到一條卡片般的電腦鎖匙.當他慢慢把鎖匙拿出來的時候,瞳子的表情非常痛苦,雙眼閉緊,一手狠狠抓著巴倫的手臂.最後巴倫把鎖匙拿出,瞳子淒然一聲.巴倫卻發現那條鎖匙連著一條東西,紅色的,一環扣一環,長長的.

”那是...”巴倫驚荒地看著自己竟然把瞳子的腸臟都拿了出來.這個時候瞳子雙眼輕輕閉合,雙手也垂下,她的頭依偎在巴倫的懷抱裡.

事後,阿爾韋托已經成功離國,回到日本,並公開他的雙重國藉.另一方面,人民則狂歡地慶祝推翻了獨裁腐敗的政權.他們捉不了阿爾韋托,只好以辦公室裡女忍者的屍體替代.他們替三具屍首脫去所有衣服及頭盔,只剩下從頭到身體至四肢都包裹著的黑色絲襪,保留她們醜陋變形的容貌,然後用垂直的木柱從她們下體插入,穿過喉嚨.晚上,眾人打扮成傳統土人,圍著木柱點火,跳舞唱歌.

第二天,有人在河邊發現了一具浮屍,後來證實是革命英雄巴倫.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Flowery Kunoichi Team

As mentioned in Traveller Yami, Hat and Book, it is a tragedy when female ninjas are controlled by a devil. Even though they are pretty, skillful and loyal, because of loyalty to the devil, they will be terribly eliminated by the just force. Flowery Kunoichi Team 花のくノ一組 is another group of female ninjas loyal to the devil.


They were shown in a Japanese Super Hero TV series called Ninja Sentai Kakuranger 忍者戦隊カクレンジャー. This group consisted of five members, who were Lily ユリ, Water Lotus スイレン, Sweet Flag アヤメ, Cherry Blossom サクラ and Orchid ラン. They were actually created from five cats by the devil. They were described as cruel, skilled female ninjas armed with Ninja Magic, and were capable of disguise.


Serving the devil certainly results in punishment. They were not exceptions. Eventually they were defeated by the just force Ninja Sentai Kakuranger and returned to be cats again.


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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Sport Campaign

Japan is a nation that emphasizes the professional very much. Every career has its professional standard and masters of whatever career is well expected in the nation. Examination is a mean of auditing one's profession. Even if you want to be a female ninja, please pass the exam.

It isn't a joke. There are two well known examinations of being a female ninja. Both test the physical capability of candidates. Although the candidates are female, the tests are so cruel and difficult that many men cannot handle.


One is called Miss Kunoichi Audition ミスくの一オーデション organized by Koga No Sato Ninjutsu Village 甲賀の里忍術村. The 22nd game application has just ended. For detail, please contact Koga No Sato Ninjutsu Village Miss Kunoichi Audition Office 甲賀の里忍術村ミスくの一オーディション事務局 at

Address: 520-3405 滋賀県甲賀市甲賀町隠岐394
Telephone: 0748-88-5000
Fax: 0748-88-2108
E-mail: ninja@ff.iij4u.or.jp
Website: http://www.ff.iij4u.or.jp/~ninja/


Another is called SASUKE New Year Strongest Woman No.1 Kunoichi Campaign SASUKE謹賀新年最強の女性No.1決定戦KUNOICHI organized by Tokyo Broadcasting System Inc (TBS). For detail, see also:

Website: TBS「SASUKE謹賀新年最強の女性No.1決定戦KUNOICHI」
Video: Japanese TV - Athletic girls in Japan

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Kunoichi Media Services

What if a kunoichi can make money? Yes it is true. I just by chance found a company called Kunoichi Media Service. This company aims at providing solutions for Corporate Branding and Creative Services.

However, I think this company looks as mysterious as a female ninja. It just tells you her email addresses and general phone number but no mailing/business address.

Lovely Kunoichi, where are you? Here I am, here I am, I miss you...

Find her out at http://www.kunoichi.com/.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Destiny of Kunoichi

As shown before, the destiny of Kunoichi is most likly miserable. A Manga called Kunoichi Ranfucho くノ一乱風帖 showed how five female ninjas lived in a cruel world and were killed in a cruel way.


Kunoichi Ranfucho くノ一乱風帖: Five female ninjas sacrificed their lives to commit their mission.

As saying goes, Knowledge can change Destiny. If you really love a female ninja, please save her by your expertise. We can let her live in a happy world as another Manga called Secret Female Ninja 密警女忍者 described.


Secret Female Ninja 密警女忍者: A loyal female ninja protects her lord in the ancient Japan and the modern world. The lord returns protecting her as well.

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Saturday, July 01, 2006

One on One Duelling

The scene of Cowboy Duelling in American movies is known as a clone of Samurai Duelling in movies of Akira Kurozawa 黒澤明, especially in Seven Samurai 七人の侍. Actually such exciting duelling screenshots were common in Japanese movies in the middle of the last century. This kind of duelling is fair, exciting and peaceful, unlike Western boxing or Chinese Kungfu. This shows the spirit of Samurai.

On the other hand, what if the counterpart is a female ninja? She must die because she is not a samurai. Ninjas are only suitable for dark tasks such as assassination. Let's review how Kunoichi ladies were killed.



In a forum, someone asked

    why ever the destiny of kunoichi is dead by a man is some tradition japanese?


And the response was

    You won't feel weired if you understand the characteristics of a female ninja.

    Samurais in the ancient Japan were those like Knights in the Middle Age of Europe. They collected honor by fighting in battles for their lords. They emphasized direct and fair battle between men. Either the winner or the loser should acknowledge the result, whatever it is. This is so called the spirit of Samurai.

    However, ninjas were different. American media used to describing ninjas as warriors or martial masters. This description was wrong. Only Samurais were warriors and masters, while Ninjas were just slaves who were utilized to perform dangerous and secret tasks, such as spying and assassination. Ninjas could not show off and never combat directly.

    Since Samuras are in the top class of the society, they never treat ninjas as human being. Men was higher than women in class.

    Female Ninjas were much worse. In addition to combat secretly, they used to utilizing sex and poison to commit missions. In order to become as strong as male ninjas or even stronger, they were trained to be without humanity at all, much cruel than male ninjas.

    Therefore, Samurais feared female ninjas very much and hated them very much as well. Female ninjas were considered as the cheapest and the evilest of the evilest.

    Once a female ninja was caught, for revenage, Samurais would use various methods to torture the female ninja.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Traveller Yami, Hat and Book

As described in previous articles, a female ninja is pretty, skillful and loyal. She is an excellent slave. But it is a nightmare if she is controlled by the devil. This is because her ultimate power is a disaster to victims and she will be eventually destroyed in a cruel way by the Just.

As well as in Lone Wolf and Cub, the tragedy mentioned in the above happens in a Japanese Anime called Traveller Yami, Hat and Book ヤミと帽子と本の旅人 Episode 8 and 9.


The story began in a peaceful village.



There were some Samurais to protect the Princess of Bamboo Forest.



The lovely village lady was actually a female ninja. She led her Kunoichi group to commit the order of the devil.




He commanded the female ninjas to kidnap the Princess. They secretly entered the Palace and assassinated the Samurais.




The schoolgirl of Just came out and cleaned the Kunoichi group by her sword.



The female ninja who had originally been a lovely lady was eventually cut apart. She was lovely but this result was what she should earn.



The devil was also destroyed by the Just so the Princess was saved.


* The above images are provided by http://l-seed.jp/

I would observe a minute of silence for the lady ninja due to her cruelly miserable misfortune, although I was sorry about her evil behavior.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Kunoichi Ownership

A female ninja is known as pretty, skillful and loyal. They are the ideal criteria of women or wives in men's mind. Every man may dream of such lady accompanied with him everyday but this dream is not easy. Appearance, Capability and Loyalty are called Impossible Trinity, i.e. we can just own two of them at most.



We can't own a real ideal lady, why not just own a figure that makes you dream of her? A figure shop in Japan releases a series of Kunoichi. The dolls look lovely and parts including clothes and weapons are fine. They will be your best collections.


Kunoichi Series No.001 (Black, Red, Purple)



Kunoichi Series No.002 (Green, Red, Blue)



Get them back home to secure your safety


Company: Mama Chapp Toy Company Limited
有限会社ママチャップ
Address: 201 Union Build, Higashi-Ikebukuro 3-5-7, Toshima City, Tokyo, Japan
東京都豊島区東池袋3-5-7ユニオンビル201
Office Hour: 1:00pm - 8:00pm
Phone: +81 (03) 3590-1303
Websitehttp://www.mamachapp.com/

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Kunoichi in Bakumatsu

Bakumatsu 幕末, the period of the Late Tokugawa Shogunate followed by Modernized Meiji Era, stimulates various imagination in Japan. This is because it was a romantic period. The conflict between the reform party and the conservative was very severe. They donated their youth, blood and love to the ideal they held. Tenchu 天誅, the plan of assassination against politicians, is a symbol of that period.


Photo posted in Late Tokugawa Shogunate - Wikipedia

Bakumatsu was a boundary between the feudal world and the modern world. It is an interesting topic to examine how the people thought during that period. Female Ninjas, the tools used in the feudal, were thought of being impacted most. Modern women are open, independent, intelligent, free, fairly treated regardless of gender, while Female Ninjas were closed, loyal, slaved, treated without humanity. It has been described in the first article of this blog.

Bakumatsu was therefore the stage where Female Ninjas ceased. They were poor and it was a tragedy. Such tragedy leads some outstanding movies and animes. Here are some examples:


Kage no Gundan IV 影の軍団 IV


Kunoichi: Deadly Mirage - 幻魔殺法帖~新選組秘抄


Kage Shadow 影 Shadow


Kunoichi Bakumatsu Kitan くノ一幕末奇譚

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Super Ninja Generator

Authoring a fiction is a long process. It spends your brain and your time up. It'a also painful to create some characters in mind. Won't it be wonderful that my ninja magic can create them automatically? Yes and now you can.

Super Ninja Generator in Seventh Sactum is a great tool for such creation. It can generate a description of super ninjas (as well as female ninjas). Here's one of my choice:

This joyful kunoichi is tall and has an amazonian build. Her droopy eyes are blue. She has straight, blue hair worn in a style that resembles a wave of water. She uses an ancient form of martial arts that emphasizes elbow jabs. Her preferred weapons are knives. She is skilled in sign language and sports. She can summon and take on the traits of ancestral spirits.

Isn't it awesome?

Friday, June 16, 2006

Ninja Chicks

Skin tight black costumes. Sharp knives. Nothing is more sexy than a beautiful assassin on the hunt.

This is the openning sentence of Ninja Chicks, a webpage authored by Kevin A. Geiselman. The webpage has introduced many Kunoichi characters in various Anime. Let us review some of them:


Kagero (Ninja Scroll) -
Tough and sexy, all in one tight package. Look, but don't touch. Her duties an official food taster has made her not only immune to poisons but has also made her quite poisonous.


Sakura (Ninja Cadets) -
Perky is probably the last word you would think to use in describing a ninja.


Misao Makimachi (Rurouni Kenshin) -
Also known as The Weasel Girl, this 16 year old Ninja is the self proclaimed leader of the Oniwabanshu.


Jiyu Nanohana (Jubei-chan: The Ninja Girl) -
A pretty 15-year old girl possessed by the spirit of Japan's greatest swordmaster, Jubei Yagyu . . . what's not to like? "Plump, bouncy, bon-bons."


Anna Feeple (Ninja High School)


Miko Mido (La Blue Girl) -
Ninja of the Miroku-clan, she uses sexual sorcery to battle perverted demons bent on world domination.


Kodama, Hikari & Nozomi (Ah! My Goddess.)


Kajika (Kanshaku Damano Yuuutsu)


Mikage Tsumura (Jubei-chan: The Ninja Girl) -
Assassin of the Ryujoji-Shinkage, dedicated to the 300 year old grudge against Jubei Yagyu


Ai Ijima (Time Traveler Ai) -
She's not a real ninja, yet somehow she gets to lead a ninja clan. Perhaps it's because she keeps having her clothes torn off.

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