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egoSurf

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egoSurf is a tool for people to know how popular one is in the Internet. The engine of egoSurf will search your name and your blog in Google.com, check your ranking and give you a mark. Here is my result:





Reference: egoSurf - Know Your Place

Lifecycle

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My article Movie History introduced a great Kunoichi video called Lady Ninja Story くノ一忍法伝 封印の掟 ~女淫愛残抄~. By this chance, a lifecycle of a female ninja can be demonstrated by the fate of a Kunoichi in the story.


Step 1: The Kunoichi accepted a mission and put bodystocking on.
Step 2: She performed sneak attack at night.
Step 3: Her weapon was removed by the enemy.
Step 4: She was tortured by the enemy in fatal methods.
Step 5: Her dead body was abandoned on a street.

Swift Hero Lion Maru

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Swift Hero Lion Maru 快傑ライオン丸 was a popular TV series in 70s. Similar to other Japanese TV series, the just hero needed to face the attack of bad Kunoichi and to terminate them all.


In Episode 44, four female ninja were sent to kill Jonosuke.


In Episode 48, the daughter of Mafiran tried to kill Shishimaru and got in a fight with Kazumi.

What's usually the end of defeated bad female ninja? Being finished without any hesitation. The Kunoichi in Azumi II is an example:

(provided by YouTube user yaoming2046)


Reference: Kaiketsu Lion Maru

Tai Chi vs Ninjitsu

Tai Chi 太極 is a kind of Chinese martial arts. Unlike Shaolin 少林, it is well known with its snail-slow and soft movement. This is because it aims at activating one's Metabolism to improve his health. However, if he does Tai Chi quickly, Tai Chi can be very powerful.


(How a female ninja was unveiled and defeated by a Tai Chi Master)
The Kunoichi lost but could survive. The Tai Chi master showed us that martial arts should be anti-violent rather than bloody.

Fiction: 死亡大搜查線 II - 轟轟烈烈

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation. It is a story about three students who became female assassins after one failed in a public exam.

這一個晚上, 我又要徹夜不眠. 對著案頭的文件堆積如山, 對著文件內的謀殺案, 都是摸不著頭腦. 自從上次的爆炸案, 我每天都穿著黑色連身絲襪褲, 好像穿了便覺得特別有自信. 這個時候, 我慢慢撫摸套著絲襪的身體, 然後慢慢進入陌生的國度.

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考試失敗, 便等於人生失敗. 沒有學歷, 沒有家底, 以後努力也沒補於是, 這是社會的悲歌. 長痛不如短痛, 我決定臨死前要轟轟烈烈, 刺殺一個黑幫老大, 為民除害.

這一天, 我放蹤了自己. 我放下我的長長的秀髮, 打了很深的眼影, 口紅也塗得鮮艷. 我穿了一件黑色薄身的連身魚網絲襪褲, 把手指腳指也套著, 很野性. 上身穿著一件白色的t-shirt, 下身則是一件迷你牛仔裙, 再加上一對白色球鞋, 很可愛. 我這樣又野性, 又可愛的樣子, 就算黑幫老大也難逃小女子的五指山吧, 嘿嘿......

當晚我在他常流連的酒吧到候, 在吧枱前兩腿相叉坐著. 果然, 他一進入酒吧, 便被我的美色吸引著, 走過來與我聊天. 他真是一個好色之徒, 請我喝了幾杯酒, 便對我摸手摸腳.

"你那對絲襪真是很滑" 他開始摸我的大腿, 然後往小腿方向摸下去. 我想, 這正時好時機, 只要當他摸著我的腳眼, 我便可從後偷襲了.

我要用一支鋼針往他的後腦插下去的時候, 他突然舉手來握著我的手腕, 然後用力把我的手腕擲在吧枱上. 我因為疼痛而丟了那支利器. 不過我沒有放棄, 試圖向他揮拳攻擊, 但是忽然四肢無力, 身體自自然然地依偎在他的身上.

"似乎藥力發揮作用吧." 他一手摟著我的纖腰, 一手摸著我的大腿, 他的嘴巴在我的耳邊溫柔地吻. 我不但四肢無力, 而且體內熱血沸騰, 呼吸喘噓噓. 被他一吻, 加上他在我的絲襪上游走, 我更不能自控. 本來穿絲襪是為了引大魚上釣, 現在竟然…

Shadow Hunters: Echo of Destiny

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This movie, known as full of Blood, Sex and Violence, was released in 1972. The main characters would kill various Kunoichi along their way. You can see how Female Ninja performed assassination and how they failed.


(Female Ninja Army failed in Hotspring Assassination)


(Kunoichi was cut in a river)
Reference: Movie Review: Shadow Hunters: Echo of DestinyJapanese Movie Database: 影狩り ほえろ大砲

Face Recognition

A Kunoichi wears mask or veil so that no one can recognize her and she can do secret in public area. However, what if a female ninja's face is uncovered?


(See her full picture here)
There is a service called MyHeritage Face Recognition. By powerful algorithm and database, a Kunoichi's face can be recognized by a computer and people who look like her can be found. Those people alike are perhaps her family.

Please don't kill my family... Wait! A female ninja has no family, right?

Have more fun at My Heritage.

Fugitive

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What if an Assassin becomes a Fugitive? What if a Kunoichi changes from attacking to escaping? What is the fate of a Female Ninja?


TV-Tokyo has released the TV drama called Oganemono O Rin 逃亡者 おりん since last Friday. Let's trace it.

Reference: Wikipedia of Oganemono O RinOfficial Website of Oganemono O RinHomepage of TV Tokyo

Robotrix

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Every employer seeks an absolutely loyal employee; every lord seeks a perfect Kunoichi. However, the reality is far away from this dream. An alternative way is to manufacture robots.

Japan is the top nation at manufacturing robots. According to UN/ECE issues its 2000 World Robotics survey, 402,200 robots out of worldwide 742,500 were working out in Japan's industry. The number was more than half of the total. The aging population and the competition of China are reasons of its rapid development of robots. Perhaps another reason is their lord culture of slaving ninja.


(from Kujo Jotaro's Movie Blog)
This HK film released in 1991 is called Robotrix 女機械人. It was the story about how female robots fought against a mad scientist. The female robots in the film were beautiful, attractive and sexy, while they were also powerful, skillful and smart. They would be absolutely loyal to their lord as well. One of them sacrificed her life when fighting with the boss, even though she was fixed w…

Failed Assassination

As some requested to view video clips of Failed Assassination, there are some examples to show how female assassins were killed when they failed.


Tin Long Kyuek


New Shooting Star Butterfly Sword


Shen Tong Shu Yu Xiao Ba Wang

Mission Failed

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Missions of ninja are usually extremely dangereous, especially assassination. If a job was easy, Samurai would do it rather leave it to ninja.

A Kunoichi, nine dead and one alive out of ten, should have known her own fate. The failure of a mission only results in horrible death.


These four female assassins were killed by enemies because of their failure.

Ninja Mission

This is an educational video that introduces the process of a ninja assassination, including its dressing, weapon, investigation and action. Let us see how a female ninja commits her mission.

Kunoichi vs Lemon Tea Hero

This is another TV advertisement. This advertisement was made in Hong Kong.

A female ninja used lemon pieces to challenge a waiter but failed because she had too many lemon pieces that no one would drink hers.


What is the ending of the lost Kunoichi? Torture her? Rape her? Kill her? or Drench her into a glass of lemon tea? up to you.

Mitokomon

Mitokomon 水戸黄門 is a well-known story in Japan. It talks about how the lord of Mito province, Tokugawa Mitsukuni 徳川光圀 cracked down the criminal. There have been 35 normal series of the TV drama since 1969. A violent struggle typically ensues near the end of each show, at which point one of his attendants flashes Komon's inro, a lacquered case bearing the Tokugawa crest, thus revealing his true identity and proclaiming: "Koko ni owasu o-kata koso, mae no fuku-shogun Mito Mitsukuni-kou ni araserareruzo." (Here in front of you is Lord Mitsukuni of Mito, the Shogun's uncle.) Although the story repeats over decades, it is still popular and the 36th series of this drama has started since July 24, 2006.

To crack down the criminal, he needed some partners. A beautiful, skillful and loyal female ninja was essential. His main Kunoichi partner was called Hayate no Oen 疾風のお娟. Let us see how she (Her name was Kagero Ogin かげろうお銀 in this series) led her female ninja army in the Speci…

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Have you ever heard that torture of a female ninja could be a funny advertisement?

Yes, it is true. A Japanese company QLEP promotes itself by a series of TV advertisements in which a Kunoichi was tortured. Yet it is not horrible or bloody either. You'll laugh when you watch them.


TV CM: http://www.qlep.com/tvcm/index.html

Fiction: 死亡大搜查線

For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation.

我們這一組探員接到報告便第一時間到達案發現場,即是少年富商的別墅.

”師姐,現場發現一件熔爛的男性屍體,初部懷疑是別墅主人.另外有兩具完整的女性屍體,全身被用絲襪物料包裹全身兼蒙面.還有,一些散亂的肢體,每一件都是被絲襪質料包裹著,還有一個完整的頭顱,也是用絲襪物料蒙面的.”我的下屬簡單向我報告現場的證物發現.

這一件案件有很多疑點,所以還是需要我親自把每一件證物看過究竟.我走到那兩具女性屍體前面,她們被人用麻繩反手綑綁吊著.驗屍官告訴我們,那兩個死者已經死了超過一個月,因為有人幫兩具屍體注射了防腐劑,所以不但沒有腐爛,而且完整無缺,還有薰衣草的香氣.

當我用手搾著她其中一個乳頭,發現富有彈性,柔滑的絲襪衣使我不禁繼續撫摸身體的其它部份.她的身材實在太好,至少我身為女性都這樣認為.在好其心驅使下,我拉下她的絲襪面紗.她的樣子像約二十歲的少女,我心裡沒有半點嘆息,反而有些羨慕.為什麼呢?

這個時候,我的下屬已經收集屍首異處的肢體.四肢和頭顱都完整,而身體相信已經灰飛煙滅.我把每一件肢體都拿上手,那絲襪給我一種奇特的感覺,使我不禁從頭到尾撫摸一回.當我拿起那位頭顱的時候,她的眼睛突然瞪大,把我嚇了一跳,接著突如其來的觸電的感覺,把我電昏了.

當我張開眼睛的時候,我發現自己站在別墅的大門,有一個穿著整齊西服的男士拉開閘門走出來.

”我是專程來送上李先生下星期到美國紐約的機票.”我怎麼會這樣說呢?我好像身不由己的.我發現自己是一身空姐打扮,頸繫上一條絲巾,深藍色的制服,黑色的絲襪和高跟鞋.

那個男士打量我全身,好像一些保安檢查.當他想窺視我穿著黑色絲襪的雙腿,我便把那條已經很短的空姐裙慢慢地拉高.那個男士色心起了,引頸靠近.當我拉到內褲處,露出一打手槍縛在大腿上.那個男士正要還擊的時候,我已經狠狠一掌劈去他的後腦,他頓時伏在地上昏了過去.

這個時候,我解開我的頸巾,脫去我的制服,然後鬆開我的髮髻,放下長長的頭髮.原來我穿著的不是絲襪,而是連身絲襪衣,從腳,手指,頸部都包裹得密不透風.我把絲襪樽領拉高來蒙面,拿起手槍,這樣子走進別墅裡.

當我走到二樓,推…

Ninja Chicks Rock Club

I just join a club called Ninja Chicks Club!.

Because of joinning this club, I register as a member and create my 1up.com page at KT Edison. Have a look.

In addition, I'd like to recommend another group called Masked Kunoichi Fans Group in Yahoo! Japan.

Masked Girl Gallery

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Thank Kevin for sharing some female ninja in his website. You can review them here.



Here is another website to introduce some female ninja. Click here.

Shadow Army

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Kage No Gundan 影の軍団 is a very famous classic Japanese TV series. It talks about various generations of Ninja Army leader Hatori Hanzo 服部半蔵. There were also some Kunoichi in each army. They were beautiful but eventually sacrificed their lives for their mission.

Thank JMaruyama for having a detailed English article about this great work. You can read it at http://beyond.japanhero.com/samurai-ninja/kage_no_gundan.htm.

Let's see how a female ninja was sacrificed in a mission:

(Kage No Gundan IV, Episode 27)

You can also visit the following sites to know more about this Shadow Army:
行け!影の軍団!ショッカー婦人部 - 秘密の小特集 - 影の軍団Ⅲ

YouTube at glance

Some video clips about killing female ninjas or assassins are uploaded to Youtube. Let's enjoy them at YouTube.

Fiction: 最後的關口

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For those who cannot read Traditional Chinese, please kindly use an online translation tool, e.g. Babel Fish Translation.


Part I

這時候軍隊已經表明中立,反對派的民兵也攻佔總統官邸.巴倫率領先頭部隊搶先到達頂層的辦公室,正要逮捕涉嫌貪污的獨裁總統阿爾韋托.可是,在他們面前卻出現三名神秘人攔截去路.

她們外表確實神秘,她們都帶著摩托車頭盔,不知她們的容貌,只可以從她們隆起的胸部,纖細的腰段和豐滿的臀部來斷定她們是女性.

”哼!你們這幫人真是大逆不道,竟然闖進總統官邸來.你們將會得到應有的懲罰.”其中一名神秘人走上前來說.她的穿著一套典型黑色的行政人員套裝短裙,那對黑色淺薄又帶點光澤的絲襪褲把她那雙秀腿從高跟鞋到膝蓋至大腿的曲線鈎畫出來.

”民主的真諦便是要大逆不道!當領導人在能力或道德上出現問題,那便得下台.既然阿爾韋托違反遊戲規則,那便要依法辦理.唔...我男子漢不殺女人,妳們還是讓路給我們把阿爾韋托逮捕吧.”其中一位身形龐大的民兵叉著腰間,扯高氣揚地說,好像演說一般.其它民兵聽到都吶喊助威.

當大家都興高采烈的時候,那位演講的民兵突然人俯前翻,伏在地上,動一不動.因為來得太突然,所以大家都嚇得鴉雀無聲.

”大逆不道也得看看你們的本事啊.”另一名神秘人走上前來說.這名神秘人穿著得像一名少女,上身穿著紅色的毛衣外套,下身則是深藍色緊身的迷你牛仔裙.她的絲襪褲是黑色的,厚身而又亮麗得很.她的高跟鞋與她的外衣襯托得配合,同樣是紅色的.

”小心呀!”巴倫大喊警告呆若木雞的民兵.當巴倫看見那兩名穿著黑色絲襪褲的神秘女打手,他便想起她們可能是傳說中的女忍者了.女忍者確是忍術恐怖,殺傷力驚人,但是通常只有日本大家族才有機會領養女忍者的.究竟阿爾韋托有什麼本事可以領養那三名女忍者呢?巴倫對於這點大惑不解.

不過,他的警告來不及女忍者的攻勢.穿著套裝裙的女忍者跳上兩名民兵的頭上,然後用鞋跟踏穿他們的天靈蓋.然後,她打一個筋斗降落地上.跟著舉高一條腿,高至雙肩.其中一名民兵正站在她的前方,看見她除了穿著絲襪外,內裡沒穿內褲.而這名民兵則是繼後要死的人.她轉身揮腿,利用鞋跟割破敵人的喉嚨,把包圍她的民兵全部割殺.

另一名穿牛仔裙的也不甘示弱,她跳高並坐上民兵的肩膀上,用大腿鉗著對…

Flowery Kunoichi Team

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As mentioned in Traveller Yami, Hat and Book, it is a tragedy when female ninjas are controlled by a devil. Even though they are pretty, skillful and loyal, because of loyalty to the devil, they will be terribly eliminated by the just force. Flowery Kunoichi Team 花のくノ一組 is another group of female ninjas loyal to the devil.


They were shown in a Japanese Super Hero TV series called Ninja Sentai Kakuranger 忍者戦隊カクレンジャー. This group consisted of five members, who were Lily ユリ, Water Lotus スイレン, Sweet Flag アヤメ, Cherry Blossom サクラ and Orchid ラン. They were actually created from five cats by the devil. They were described as cruel, skilled female ninjas armed with Ninja Magic, and were capable of disguise.


Serving the devil certainly results in punishment. They were not exceptions. Eventually they were defeated by the just force Ninja Sentai Kakuranger and returned to be cats again.


Reference: Wikipedia - Ninja Sentai KakurangerWikipedia - 忍者戦隊カクレンジャーComparison between Japanese version and Americ…

Sport Campaign

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Japan is a nation that emphasizes the professional very much. Every career has its professional standard and masters of whatever career is well expected in the nation. Examination is a mean of auditing one's profession. Even if you want to be a female ninja, please pass the exam.

It isn't a joke. There are two well known examinations of being a female ninja. Both test the physical capability of candidates. Although the candidates are female, the tests are so cruel and difficult that many men cannot handle.


One is called Miss Kunoichi Audition ミスくの一オーデション organized by Koga No Sato Ninjutsu Village 甲賀の里忍術村. The 22nd game application has just ended. For detail, please contact Koga No Sato Ninjutsu Village Miss Kunoichi Audition Office 甲賀の里忍術村ミスくの一オーディション事務局 at

Address: 520-3405 滋賀県甲賀市甲賀町隠岐394
Telephone: 0748-88-5000
Fax: 0748-88-2108
E-mail: ninja@ff.iij4u.or.jp
Website: http://www.ff.iij4u.or.jp/~ninja/


Another is called SASUKE New Year Strongest Woman No.1 Kunoichi Campaign SASUKE謹賀…

Kunoichi Media Services

What if a kunoichi can make money? Yes it is true. I just by chance found a company called Kunoichi Media Service. This company aims at providing solutions for Corporate Branding and Creative Services.

However, I think this company looks as mysterious as a female ninja. It just tells you her email addresses and general phone number but no mailing/business address.

Lovely Kunoichi, where are you? Here I am, here I am, I miss you...

Find her out at http://www.kunoichi.com/.

Destiny of Kunoichi

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As shown before, the destiny of Kunoichi is most likly miserable. A Manga called Kunoichi Ranfucho くノ一乱風帖 showed how five female ninjas lived in a cruel world and were killed in a cruel way.


Kunoichi Ranfucho くノ一乱風帖: Five female ninjas sacrificed their lives to commit their mission.

As saying goes, Knowledge can change Destiny. If you really love a female ninja, please save her by your expertise. We can let her live in a happy world as another Manga called Secret Female Ninja 密警女忍者 described.


Secret Female Ninja 密警女忍者: A loyal female ninja protects her lord in the ancient Japan and the modern world. The lord returns protecting her as well.

Reference: Amazon Japan - くノ一乱風帖Books Taiwan - 密警女忍者

One on One Duelling

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The scene of Cowboy Duelling in American movies is known as a clone of Samurai Duelling in movies of Akira Kurozawa 黒澤明, especially in Seven Samurai 七人の侍. Actually such exciting duelling screenshots were common in Japanese movies in the middle of the last century. This kind of duelling is fair, exciting and peaceful, unlike Western boxing or Chinese Kungfu. This shows the spirit of Samurai.

On the other hand, what if the counterpart is a female ninja? She must die because she is not a samurai. Ninjas are only suitable for dark tasks such as assassination. Let's review how Kunoichi ladies were killed.



In a forum, someone asked

why ever the destiny of kunoichi is dead by a man is some tradition japanese?

And the response was

You won't feel weired if you understand the characteristics of a female ninja.

Samurais in the ancient Japan were those like Knights in the Middle Age of Europe. They collected honor by fighting in battles for their lords. They emphasized direct and fair battle …

Traveller Yami, Hat and Book

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As described in previous articles, a female ninja is pretty, skillful and loyal. She is an excellent slave. But it is a nightmare if she is controlled by the devil. This is because her ultimate power is a disaster to victims and she will be eventually destroyed in a cruel way by the Just.

As well as in Lone Wolf and Cub, the tragedy mentioned in the above happens in a Japanese Anime called Traveller Yami, Hat and Book ヤミと帽子と本の旅人 Episode 8 and 9.


The story began in a peaceful village.


There were some Samurais to protect the Princess of Bamboo Forest.


The lovely village lady was actually a female ninja. She led her Kunoichi group to commit the order of the devil.



He commanded the female ninjas to kidnap the Princess. They secretly entered the Palace and assassinated the Samurais.



The schoolgirl of Just came out and cleaned the Kunoichi group by her sword.


The female ninja who had originally been a lovely lady was eventually cut apart. She was lovely but this result was what she should earn.


The…

Kunoichi Ownership

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A female ninja is known as pretty, skillful and loyal. They are the ideal criteria of women or wives in men's mind. Every man may dream of such lady accompanied with him everyday but this dream is not easy. Appearance, Capability and Loyalty are called Impossible Trinity, i.e. we can just own two of them at most.



We can't own a real ideal lady, why not just own a figure that makes you dream of her? A figure shop in Japan releases a series of Kunoichi. The dolls look lovely and parts including clothes and weapons are fine. They will be your best collections.


Kunoichi Series No.001 (Black, Red, Purple)


Kunoichi Series No.002 (Green, Red, Blue)


Get them back home to secure your safety

Company: Mama Chapp Toy Company Limited有限会社ママチャップAddress: 201 Union Build, Higashi-Ikebukuro 3-5-7, Toshima City, Tokyo, Japan東京都豊島区東池袋3-5-7ユニオンビル201Office Hour: 1:00pm - 8:00pmPhone: +81 (03) 3590-1303Websitehttp://www.mamachapp.com/

Kunoichi in Bakumatsu

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Bakumatsu 幕末, the period of the Late Tokugawa Shogunate followed by Modernized Meiji Era, stimulates various imagination in Japan. This is because it was a romantic period. The conflict between the reform party and the conservative was very severe. They donated their youth, blood and love to the ideal they held. Tenchu 天誅, the plan of assassination against politicians, is a symbol of that period.


Photo posted in Late Tokugawa Shogunate - Wikipedia
Bakumatsu was a boundary between the feudal world and the modern world. It is an interesting topic to examine how the people thought during that period. Female Ninjas, the tools used in the feudal, were thought of being impacted most. Modern women are open, independent, intelligent, free, fairly treated regardless of gender, while Female Ninjas were closed, loyal, slaved, treated without humanity. It has been described in the first article of this blog.

Bakumatsu was therefore the stage where Female Ninjas ceased. They were poor and it was a tr…

Super Ninja Generator

Authoring a fiction is a long process. It spends your brain and your time up. It'a also painful to create some characters in mind. Won't it be wonderful that my ninja magic can create them automatically? Yes and now you can.

Super Ninja Generator in Seventh Sactum is a great tool for such creation. It can generate a description of super ninjas (as well as female ninjas). Here's one of my choice:

This joyful kunoichi is tall and has an amazonian build. Her droopy eyes are blue. She has straight, blue hair worn in a style that resembles a wave of water. She uses an ancient form of martial arts that emphasizes elbow jabs. Her preferred weapons are knives. She is skilled in sign language and sports. She can summon and take on the traits of ancestral spirits.

Isn't it awesome?

Ninja Chicks

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Skin tight black costumes. Sharp knives. Nothing is more sexy than a beautiful assassin on the hunt.

This is the openning sentence of Ninja Chicks, a webpage authored by Kevin A. Geiselman. The webpage has introduced many Kunoichi characters in various Anime. Let us review some of them:


Kagero (Ninja Scroll) -
Tough and sexy, all in one tight package. Look, but don't touch. Her duties an official food taster has made her not only immune to poisons but has also made her quite poisonous.


Sakura (Ninja Cadets) -
Perky is probably the last word you would think to use in describing a ninja.


Misao Makimachi (Rurouni Kenshin) -
Also known as The Weasel Girl, this 16 year old Ninja is the self proclaimed leader of the Oniwabanshu.


Jiyu Nanohana (Jubei-chan: The Ninja Girl) -
A pretty 15-year old girl possessed by the spirit of Japan's greatest swordmaster, Jubei Yagyu . . . what's not to like? "Plump, bouncy, bon-bons."


Anna Feeple (Ninja High School)


Miko Mido (La Blue Girl) -
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